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gurarara that's the sound an earthquake makes

Quite the manly alpha trio. Also quite gay.

Then why did you laugh? You're hoping all that happens just to get the black guy out of office eh? :stir:

It's multi-faceted. Pleasure yourself, then make dinner for the ******.

Don't tell me what to do. Btw, you next. Anyways, enough of Tony's thread derailing. I thought that scene with him and April O'neil in the shower was good stuff. Of course, that was mostly April O'neil.

No fava beans and Chianti? I am disappoint.

Dreamy people have to stick together. Get it? Stick together. Ima butt fuck him.

The Shield isn't airing anymore though. What are you going to do now? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?!

Probably more than we do in this day and age. We've fallen behind people!

Quit hating on the man's dreaminess.

Well fuck you too brah. The cult ****** breeds needy ********, otherwise she could be away indefinitely.

Re: Shimmy's porn critics/fans/haters Yawn.

Nope.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! I just got your last name.

You becoming a mod in the first place shows that this place is going downhill.

Fuck Valentines day and fuck the Backstreet Boys.

Awesome last name.

Anything is possible with crack.

Haters gonna ****.

Re: Eve Laurence Is Back This makes me happy.

Vulnerability is high on V day. It's a good day to get laid.

Okay.

That's impossible, my words are gold. You should quit talking nonsense and allow me to educate you.

Bitch is biased. He and Sam would make perfect right wing nut butt buddies.

To hell with you!!!

How else does the topic progress? Unanimous agreement is boring.

Fuck you bitch. I ain't clicking ****. Lololol.

Psshhh.....comin' in all casual and such. You been gone too long spex, missed some good times.

You ain't hard enough to get mah respect. Fo realz.

If I were a ghost I would definitely watch you guys masturbate. Maybe swipe the tissue so just as you're about the unload you reach for the tissue but can't find it and end up making a mess all over yourselves. I will lol.

Damn man be more specific this is freeones.

Re: Who made you cum today? Regina rizzi

My *** thinks my grandma's ghost came to visit her on account of flickering lights, the dog growling, ect. I was skeptical but at the same time I thought, "****, I hope grams didn't come to visit me while I was in the middle of masturbating".

Didn't you mention Nick Cater was a dick to you when you encountered him? :why: Anyways, obligatory RIP.

Another misleading title by Will e. They used chainsaws? Badass. Oh, they cut down the wrong door? Dumbfucks.

We're rich! I'll just be taking my 5% and be on my way.....

Aren't you the one who made the original thread? Why are you parodying it to death? :facepalm:

We know! :*****:

As long as you can tolerate the leg humping.

Please stop pretending you're enlightened, I just can't take it.

I clicked on "global warming". No idea what the question was but the other options were "socialism" and "music from the 80's". :dunno:

I see no poll. You fail sir.

I don't even want to think about all the things I could have done and not done. It depresses the hell out me.

Bigmanharris' weren't meant to be house pets. Who the hell sold you one?

Ah, I see. And I'm sure there are corporate interests that have nothing to gain from trying to disprove global warming seeing as how they attributed to the problem.

So I can't buy a hearse just because *****'s getting one? Where did freedom go, huh?

You just can't handle the truth. :pimpdaddy

Jerry!!