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I can just play dead if I'm fighting the grizzly. I think.

Fixed for accuracy.

Got that bitch pizza hut. Bitches love pizza hut.

Nobody wants to be associated with a mod. Not even mods.

Nothing quite like 90's nostalgia.

Cynical people. You just can't get a laugh out of them.

YdsgOyu4irk

Leave it to the school teacher to be a killjoy.

Dirk became dissatisfied with being unable to reach the status of an imortal despite having the highest rep, so he opted for "absolute zero" which he sees as a sign of rebirth or the evolution from the ordinary freeones member into a more celestial being. One that's no longer a slave to rep and...

Being a mass ****** never felt so good.

Re: Who made you cum today? Chloe lamb Linda friday

Re: We can all learn a lesson from the honorable Senator from the great state of Ariz But...he's still alive.

Those movies sound terrible. :rofl:

You're not even a man anymore. :)

The fashion world and I have always been at odds when it comes to the paradign of "hotness".

Where's Dirk? He's losing face here. :rolleyes:

Sometimes you need to destroy an expensive piece of equipment to effectively get your point across.

I can't tell if this thread is a public challenge or just a friendly hello that couldn't be done via PM or on his profile page.

One can only hope.

Buckwheat now? How random.

I have the energy. Bring him to me.

No complaints.

They were snappy dressers though.

Miss H <3

Well try to make it insightful and thought provoking. Let us know the real Tony. Nevermind.... :facepalm:

I'd love to know what's written on her back.

First time seeing this....

Dats a lot of butterfingers hurr hurr hurr

The fuck is an RN?

Stay away from the funny section.

Wher can I get dat keybord hurr hurr hurr.

Dat ascot...

Nothing wrong with green people.

Love is a chemical that's produced by the pituitary gland, which resides in the hypothalamus portion of the brain. Furthermore...hey hey hey! No falling ******!

Amish beard.

It's complex. There are people who tiptoe around certain words or actions that may make them seem racist and then there are people who just don't give a fuck about humorous stereotypes and such because in their heart they know they aren't racist. It's hard to say which is racist and which is...

Not intentionally, but sometimes he just walks into the room while I'd in the middle of it. Nothing much I can do about it. Whatever, he doesn't show any courtesy when he's licking his taint in front of me while I'm eating.

Lol, the only part missing from that weak counter-argument is the mentioning of a "black friend". Next you're going to make an honorary thread for some random black guy, then go to the "who made you cum today" thread and post the name of a black pornstar. Anything to shake the suspicion that...

A sexy *****.

It wouldn't be so bad if you're one of the first to go.

Damn troll.

At the end of the day, a president that gives in to lust is better than a president who starts wars because of too much pent up frustration.

Could you blame the guy or any other president? Hot pussy all around him and he's supposed to say: "nah, I love my cold frigid wife.". All that damn pressure, how is a president supposed to cope? Call him a scumbag, but rememeber that the cuban missle crisis could have resulted in a catastrophe...

People shouldn't be obligated to have a *** nor should a *** with shitty parents have to be brought into this world.

Yes, but none of them got pregnant. I hope.

So HE'S the burglar!

Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions Have you considered "dat ass"? It's so practical!

Go with Resevoir Dogs.

Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions Damn I can't believe I fell for that. Bwahaha I'll get you back you little ****....