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Happy rep....my one weakness. :D

Does it have a casket with a corpse in the back? Mine does. Who makes a parody of their own thread anyway? I hope you crash it into a tree.

*****, you cunt. He totally stole my thunder. So he's buying a house AND a hearse? If I were his employer I would cut his paycheck. :mad:

Gtfo. This thread is for miserable fucks only.

Coffin and corpse included. I'm so stoked, I can't wait to take that bad boy for a spin around town.

I'm an "everything bores the fuck out of me and sex is my primary motivation" depressive.

Not much shitballs. How about you?

I suggest you wait till you knock her up.

Yeah. Cast Johnny Fontane in your next movie production, or else....

Be prepared to lose it in the divorce.

Nein.

Omission of added info ftw.

:1orglaugh Sometimes I forget you're a mod (that's a compliment).

Who? Teehehehe....

Terrible, just terrible. I'm talking of course about those interview questions. You're fired Squally. Ha, I ***. Not really though. And Brod, next time someone tries to score some pot from you, just tell them you don't have any. What are you, a novice?

Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) Me again. Just thought I shouldreiterate that those are some nice tittays. Nice shirt too. Is that a pullout table next to her? Omg....fap.

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He lost me at "Santorum".

Not surprised. The cost of living in san fran is ridiculous. Are you maintaining a high standard of living or is that the going rate for even the most basic living quarters?

Either your internet database is 4 years behind, or you've developed a Harry Potter obsession and as a result are devastated to find out that Marcus Belby was ****** by muggles.

Hahahaha.... Contribute. http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?37-Identify-Name-the-Babe

Can't you find a roommate to split the cost of rent?

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I don't see you taking the initiative.

How are you?

Seriously, where's the "****" option? That's how manly men survive.

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Juelz ventura

Hehehe, I knew you'd appreciate that. :D

I am disappoint. Not enough people posting mah jams. kXDiGtgPL6E&ob=av2e 6exsatE-DUk&ob=av2e q-KE9lvU810 SjJwqDa1QVI

What? No, I meant... you... argggh! Gayboy!

You must have been disappointed when they told you.

Whatever fills the hole, right?

It only matters when you're dealing with someone who has a cavernous space. Vaginas vary just like penii do, and all you have to do is find the size that fits. If it's too wide then try the backdoor.

Man....I guess I can post some Led Zepp? Maybe some Rolling Stones? Idk mah d00d, the 70's are beyond my scope.

Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) Can I just....lay my head between them? Please?

Probably got lost in the mail then. Too bad, so sad. :D

I won't trample on this man's accomplishment, even though I don't understand the Star Trek fandom. He should have invested all those renovations in an apartment that was actually his though. Now the ex is going to make a ******* renting it out to some other Star Trek loon that has money to ****.

Did you PM petra your mailing address? *waits for realization to strike*

What are you getting at Sam? You haven't quite made your views clear enough.

Yes, we know.... :facepalm:

I don't want to hear that from you. :facepalm:

Too busy gettin' a tan and poppin' dat colla!! Holla!!

California: one step forward and two steps back. I wonder if they plan to do anything about the overburdening incarceration rate or the failing education system. Nah, policing sex has a higher priority. :facepalm: Do California politicians purposely find ways for their state to hemmorage money?

Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) WAAAH! GIMME!! :drool1: Damn, lost my composure there. That's mildly arousing, I suppose.