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  1. PirateKing

    How Do You Feel Today?

    Pretty god mah d00d. Thanks for asking.
  2. PirateKing

    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    Ground control: "it's no good, we've lost communication. :elaugh:"
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Mulani rivera Twas lisa lee yesterday
  4. PirateKing

    Meet SOPA's Evil Twin, ACTA

    Tenacious mutha fuckas, aren't they?
  5. PirateKing

    Before they were famous. Got any pics of anyone?

    Even back then, the resemblence to Gary Busey is uncanny.
  6. PirateKing

    Do Any Girls Want To Interact With Sam Fisher?

    There's no need for you two to feud. Fellow trolls have to stick together.
  7. PirateKing

    lurkingdirk is a ******

    Now that I think back....there might have been a few subtle indications.
  8. PirateKing

    Ex-NFL superstar Terrel Owens friendless, nearly broke

    Conceited douchebag lost everything? Noooooo!
  9. PirateKing

    Was this blowjob for real??? LOL LOL WTF

    Y so gullible eeyores?
  10. PirateKing

    Canada for U.S. president...

    Wut?
  11. PirateKing

    One supplement that increases semen volume

    It's not like you can't dip it in some ranch or peanut butter. Mmmm. Do it bitch!
  12. PirateKing

    One supplement that increases semen volume

    Eat more celery. It's good for you anyways.
  13. PirateKing

    Canada for U.S. president...

    wut?
  14. PirateKing

    Does anyone here **** fags?

    I **** tags. Sometimes I forget to remove a tag on my clothing, and I go out with the tag just hanging and people laugh at me. I'll be like "what the fuck are you mutha fuckers laughing at me for?!?". Then I'll realize the tag is there and then I have a good lol too. Afterwards I ask if I can...
  15. PirateKing

    Canada for U.S. president...

    Plus they have fine beaver.
  16. PirateKing

    Breaking news: Porn Star Tori Black arrested in Vegas!!!

    That's a sexy mugshot. Except for the whole ****** thing. ...oh who am I kidding? I've never been so turned on.
  17. PirateKing

    World's best driver ?

    Jason Statham.
  18. PirateKing

    If you love latinas... CULIONEROS

    Arriba!!
  19. PirateKing

    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    Bye then. *looks at watch* ....She gone yet?
  20. PirateKing

    How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

    Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" I'd ask her if her ex was Paul Bunyan, because it feels like I'm swimming.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sarah vandella
  22. PirateKing

    Hondatard Rides Again

    What just happened?
  23. PirateKing

    Irish Pornstars?

    Apparently a whopping eight women. And none particularly noteworthy http://www.freeones.com/html/index_prof.shtml?&country=95&profession=p
  24. PirateKing

    America and Israel: an unbreakable bond

    Is that you Ahmedinejad?
  25. PirateKing

    Hondatard Rides Again

    You tell me.
  26. PirateKing

    Serves the fucker right!

    You mess with the bull you get the horns.
  27. PirateKing

    Who would you like to sucker punch right in the fucking kisser?

    I don't punch people. I sit down and talk to them, about how they should change their wack-ass behavior. Otherwise I'll **** them.
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    Pirates

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta-ass pirate.
  29. PirateKing

    Heidi Klum just divorced Seal... here's your chance guys!

    I won't, because that song sucks.
  30. PirateKing

    The 80s music thread

    Re: I loved the 1980's. The music was FUCKING AWESOME. Whatcha got?Play it! Meh, not as god as the 90's but I know the good stuff. V-mQyRuHIuA ELpmmeT69cE
  31. PirateKing

    Who Do You Think Will Replace Fergie as Manager of Man United?

    *****. Everybody forgets about him.
  32. PirateKing

    Which of my firearms should I use to **** spiders with?

    A bird is much more effective.
  33. PirateKing

    Buried Or Cremated?

    I'll be creamated so necromancers, necrophiliacs, ect. can't get a hold of my body. Plus I don't want my ghost to be in limbo for an eternity if there's a chance that I died with regrets.
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    Heidi Klum just divorced Seal... here's your chance guys!

    The damage has been done. Honestly, she lets the ugliest pricks knock her up.
  35. PirateKing

    My gf broke up with me... my fault =(

    You're looking at it from a negative perspective. You're free now, fly.
  36. PirateKing

    Science still can't figure out the G-spot

    I see the G-spot as the ultimate move that can only be unlocked by a certain combo.
  37. PirateKing

    Prince Yahshua = BEST male performer?

    Oh there's so many lulz to be gotten from this thread, and so many things to say. 1. You're all retarded. Nobody's ignoring the other person and it's all been a never ending (yet entertaining) "you're gay" ping pong tournament. 2. The 3 fag cocksuckers are a vastly underrated band. I've pirated...
  38. PirateKing

    Exclusive Freeones Interviews With Interesting Members

    Did you really? I found it to be lacking soul.
  39. PirateKing

    BEST MOVIE (Academy Awards) the year you were born?

    Dances with Wolves Goodfellas should have won.
  40. PirateKing

    I need some help from the "RAP" music people in here, please.

    Dat Coolio....Straight up OG.
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    The giraffe hunters who pay 10k to shoot the gentle giants with guns & bows for sport

    Re: The giraffe hunters who pay 10k to shoot the gentle giants with guns & bows for s Is it fair game to hunt the hunters? Honestly, I wouldn't be able to **** a giraffe if my life depended on it. I suppose this is how some wealthy people get their kicks. Some people just shouldn't have money.
  42. PirateKing

    I loved the 1990's. The music was FUCKING AWESOME. Whatcha got? Play it!

    A lil' TLC LlZydtG3xqI&ob=av2e 6ZktNItwexo&ob=av2e
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