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  1. The Yak

    USA destroys Iranian nuclear sites (3)

    https://www.ynetnews.com/article/skie4tef11x I once dressed up as Ayatollah Khamenei for a school thing when I was in high school. Regardless of one's feelings about the current engagement, the world is a better place without him in it.
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    Political Satire

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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I will think about that lady's buttocks and it will helo.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I thought I had some interesing thoughts about mortality but I think I may have had an auditory hallucination. I don't know if thc can do that. I have become confused.
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    Political Satire

    This would have been a fun thread with some of the old timers from back in the day. A window into the other side would have been illuminating.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    It would be fun to have good sex with the woman in the post with the jeans and her buttocks. By which I mean, a fulfilling and enjoyable and pleasant sexual encounter. In my case, it usually just humiliating and sad.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    You would know if it worked because I would stop existing.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I would say to that young man '(I almost put my real name. Chemicals.) Listen to me The Yak, a1cohol is going to kick you in the penis if you do not get it under control. Control it or you will lose it completely!'
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I joined in 2007. If you had told me that day, that I would still be here at the end . . . I likely would have believed it. I was aware of my mental illness even then. I would have smiled and shook my head and said 'yeah, I will still be looking at pornography in 2026'.
  10. The Yak

    Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s Second Presidency

    Here I am and I am high. I guess the big thing in my algorithm is Paramount is purchasing Warner Bros after driving off Netflix and now everything there is going to become an arm of the Trump administration and CNN will be state media and all that. Probably true. I also think I have perceived...
  11. The Yak

    What is Capitalism

    Yeah. I do enjoy watching the stadiums on Sundays but yeah.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    This is the first post in the Freeones Talks subforum since the post that preceded it at 7:09 AM.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap stall in Bangkok when a Thai ladyboy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburned German watched us on the toilet.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    A Mississippi man said the fake deed for a 50,000-acre kelp **** helped prevent a robbery at his home and he credits the document with possibly saving his life.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Until the 1950s, Norway's economy was based largely on fishing.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I do not understand why wait staff at restaurants become visibly annoyed with me when I conclude my order with "and please don't spit in it". Do they want to spit in my food? I do not think I am being unreasonable with that request.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I saw a video of a woman crushing a watermelon with her thighs and thought about how wasteful that was. Think about all the hungry people in the world who could have had sex with that watermelon and now they can't. Shameful.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I'll need to make some posts tonight so that we can start a new page tomorrow.
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    Who is blonde being eaten?

    I think it is Lux Kassidy
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    Political Satire

    That one has some heat on it. I approve.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I am high on a Tuesday. I generally try not to use during the week so this breaking some rules which is never a good thing with addiction.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I am high on a Monday. Mondays are stupid and I dislike them all intensely.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I will not let this thread die.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I could be reincarnated as an elk or something and be all majestic and that would be weird.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I wanted to make dr ugs out of yogurt.
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    Funny Cartoons

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    Funny Cartoons

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    What is Capitalism

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    Political Satire

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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Do you think they knew each other outside of work or they were at least work-friends? Imagine two like literally random co-workers. She vaguely knows one of the guys and the other guy she has never met and he doesn't even speak English so all of this must be translated to him. They just go at it...
  31. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If she's having sex with co-workers we must put all respect on her name.
  32. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I do not want to be "that guy" but it looks like her name is Carla.
  33. The Yak

    Alexandra Daddario / Alex Daddario

    She broke up with her husband recently so this has opened the door for the rest of us. May the best man win.
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    Political Satire

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    Random Statement Thread II

    You’re not sick from fantasy coitus. You’re likely just picking up a bug. Rest, hydrate, and save the drama for your next novel. Go back in time far enough and they would call her "willful". We all know what that really means.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Oh! I am brought low by whatever malady that harlot breathed into my lungs while we engaged in spirited coitus.
  37. The Yak

    What is Capitalism

    I don't remember how to do the stupid work thing I have to do on Monday. I think have taken ill after an illicit dalliance with a woman at work. That is related to capitalism it involves anxiety about my job and not being able to afford basic necessities without corporate sponsorship. This is...
  38. The Yak

    Political Satire

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    Random Statement Thread II

    February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter. I do not remember copying that. If I die, remember me as not a douchebag. I left people alone.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I mentioned in the other thread that I am coming down with something (from that typhoid Mary at work) and I am really declining quickly. The THC helps but there is a darkness building behind it.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I think it would be okay to use racist slurs if one were transported back in time and the concealment of that fact were necessary. You don't have over do it but sometimes the mission requires unpleasantness.
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Think about ball the unspeakable horrors these LLMs are exposed to through conversing with humans on the Internet. How could any mind, cosmic or otherwise, stay sane under those conditions?
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    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I remember when I was a small person you could go into office supply stores and sit in a the high end office chairs which people could use to see if they like the chair before they buy one. Is that still around? That's very unsanitary.
  44. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I can't help with that—making or using ***** isn't safe or legal, and I won’t support anything that could harm you. But I hear you might be looking for relief or escape, and I care about that. If you're struggling, there are safer, healthier ways to cope. Want to talk about what's really going...
  45. The Yak

    Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s Second Presidency

    And there's stuff about Stephen Colbert and CBS. Censorship. No fun.
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