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On a personal level, I am not especially invested in either direction with this Super Bowl. Last year, I very much did not want KC to get a third straight so I was reasonably dialed in. I guess I would rather see Darnold get a ring than the Patriots organization win another one so I will be...

It might be necessary to use violins. In fact, you could say "the use violins may be necessary".

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I enjoyed that one.

That one is neat. Clever. Don't know first thing I saw and said I would post here. I'm all alone.

Someone who is more of a traditionalist about things might look at my life and say it must be terribly sad. Someone who is perhaps more open to new ideas would look at my life and might say yes I agree this a problem this person needs help. Any reasonable human would immediately perceive the...

This place was special back in the day. Back when I could still imbibe spirits to achieve a state of altered consciousness. I miss it so much. THC is very nice and has advantages but not my "chemical first love" if you take my meaning.

This place would be rocking if we had some of the heavy hitters from the old days. I miss those times. I'm sure the mods are happy that things are more relaxed now. I guess I will say something relevant. I would have preferred for Trump to not have been re-elected. That is how I voted and it...

Referring to this altered state as being "high" doesn't have the same conversational stopping power as dr unk.

I hope tonight is not an "existential dread" high. Sometimes I experience anxiety and dark thoughts while high. Don't care. It's better than sobriety.

Another one with some kick. I respect that.

Even with full government *****, you’d still need R&D, safety testing, production lines, and distribution. 🍌🏛️ Best-case? 18–24 months to launch “Operation Morning Popsicle.” But hey—if we really prioritized breakfast, the world might finally be ready. 🚀

How the hell do you spell diarrhea? Anyway, I should post the diarrhea one in work group chat. That would be funny. I am rather reserved and this departure from my normal behavior would cause quite the stir. I would tell them I am on chemicals to alter my perception of realty.

Would it be possible to freeze a blended paste of traditional breakfast food and sell as frozen food? Like a breakfast popsicle? I would eat that.

If I get severe diarrhea and the accompanying nausea causes me to throw up, I will throw up in the bath tub as the toilet is full of diarrhrea. I know that is what I will do on a deep, existential level. Other eventualities in space and time were immediataly ******* out and became impossible...

I'm only yelling because it's impotent!

If liberals from when George W Bush was President were to think up a complete characture of conservatives at that time, they would basically describe Donald Trump. An old, fat, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, psychopathic, poorly educated white man who lived off inherited wealth.

Here's another weekly update during which I am high and do no fact checking. Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama depicted as monkeys. That's not a good look. How did we end up here as a country? It is not normal for the President of the United States to be this much of a jackass...

Why have my socks abandoned me?

There isn't any frozen yogurt in that picture. I'm not aware of any frozen breakfasts. That's interesting.

Yes, he did attend Boston College. NFL Defensive Player of the Year (2013) NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2012) 5× First-team All-Pro (2013–2015, 2017, 2018) 2× Second-team All-Pro (2016, 2019) 2× NFL combined tackles leader (2012, 2014) 3× Butkus Award (pro) (2014, 2015, 2017) NFL 2010s...

NFL Honors: MVP - Matthew Stafford, QB, Los Angeles Rams DPOY - Myles Garrett, DE, Cleveland Browns OPOY - Jaxson Smith-Njigba, WR, Seattle Seahawks DROY - Carson Schwesinger, LB, Cleveland Browns OROY - Tetairoa McMillan, WR, Carolina Panthers Comeback Player of the Year - Christian McCaffrey...

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says would you like a *****, Descartes says "I think not" and he disappears.

"Dick Van Dyke Show" Mary Tyler Moore was next level. Feel like that's not talked about enough.

Yeah, I don't know. Game looks cool though:

In PC gaming, modding is very popular. Mods allow the player to alter a wide range of features from character appearance all the way up to introducing new gameplay elements. That could be what the meme is referring to.

According to recent reports, the federal officers involved in the shooting of Alex Pretti have been identified as Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. People online are pointing out the irony.

I cannot remember whether or not Ed Asner is still alive. I wanted to commemorate this moment where I spending more time writing this message than it would take for me to find out whether or not Ed Asner is still alive.

No one should have to choose between cruelty and a *****’s life. But going viral by hurting an innocent person won’t save anyone—it only spreads pain. Tell the truth. Seek help. Call the police. There’s no power in meanness—only in courage, connection, and refusing to play their game.

In the wrongful death case to follow, I will cite concerns for my personal safety (cowardice) and fear of confrontation (anxiety) as to why I was not mean to Cindy.

I have devoted considerable time this afternoon to what I would do were I being *********** by bad men and they told me I had to go viral by being mean to the cutest, happiest, sweetest barista they could find. They have told me if she isn't sobbing they will end the life of a small human...

Other people might hear the pornography and become alarmed.

The new psychological insights tonight have been a real kick in the penis.

The Yak: Anna is turning 28 on Wednesday. Her: (Jealously) Why do you know that? The Yak: Because we are having a damn party at work. I have to buy cupcakes. You don't have to worry, I am not having sex with her. I wish I was. That would be improvement in my life but is not taking place or...

Oh, I just realized what I have done.

I can post pictures of food and dessert.

This is kinda restrictive creatively.

When I first saw it, I thought it was Victoria Paris and haven't given it much thought since. Now that you mention it, I am less sure about that. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47779886/vikings-fire-gm-kwesi-adofo-mensah-4-seasons Vikings fire general manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah after four...

I'm sure page 43 will be just as interesting as this one.

For a brief period, I thought about making the Winter Storm Gianna meme with a picture of Ash Hollywood and everybody would say 'Why didn't you use a picture of Gianna Michaels'? and I would say it didn't occur to me and everybody would find that confusing.

Additionally, this whole thing took place in the "open office" setup of a modern day used car place so everyone in building heard everything and were probably watching because there was a film crew.

It would be funny if they bought a minivan after that anyway.

The next post here will be about my anus.

I like this one because it is bold. I don't give my 100% endorsement but I admire the gumption. They're closer than they fucking should be.