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Well, what silliness happened this week. Trumpet tariffs were declared unconstitutional. President had a press conference in which he waved his penis at reporters and said something racist. Nobody would be shocked.

There's a whole mess of yogurts out in the refrigerator. I don't care to have any.

I often daydream about having sex with a woman at work. She was out sick today and now I think I am coming down with something. Maybe I caught what she has while we were having sex in my mind.

February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter.

I should try to post here when I am not using *****. I wish I were using *****.

If I fall down and hurt myself everyone will say it was my fault.

I am going to french fries for dinner.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47947400/dolphins-releasing-pass-rusher-bradley-chubb-source-says Veteran Edge Bradley Chubb is being released by the Miami Dolphins. Carolina needs help with their pass rush. Chubb attended college at NC State University and briefly worked with with...

It is not ideal for my plans that this night be when they learn of my crippling addiction issues and untreated mental illness. I must run off into the night waving my penis and shouting obscenities so none shall view the abruptness of my exit as rude.

These people are not aware that I am under the influence of recreational *****. They will certainly not be surprised should they find out but I did not announce it ahead of time like some kind of liability disclaimer.

Okay. I will address the elephant in the room. It is Valentine's Day and I am here instead of being around a woman who has agreed to suffer my company. That's correct. I would put out that in all real, practical terms this is not any more sad pathetic tonight than it was last weekend ( or...

The act of urinating in a person's coffee not in an attempt that they ***** the urinator's ***** but to ruin the coffee so the person cannot enjoy it themselves is not portrayed enough in the public consciousness. Like the plan the whole time would be tell them before they could ***** it that...

As long as the post is ostensibly on topic, it shouldn't matter that the post itself consists of the disjointed ramblings of a brain altered by recreational *****.

A car backfired outside and I literally startled and said "Jesus Christ'!

I was going to post something but decided not to and now I don't remember what itnwas.

I actually didn't mean to post here. I'm on *****. No, that will not be enough. Obviously, I am not the President and and I think the world source better off were he not so.

Gallup is no longer going to track presidential approval numbers because they reasonably believe doing so will cause the President to sue them or otherwise use the powers of the office to damage their business. This is the kind of thing that happens in the countries where the bad guys in movies...

Let's not do that

We could post tasteful nudes of males so that all the women who read this thread can have nice pictures also.

They gunned down two white people in public. What do you think they are doing to brown people in detention camps with no cameras?

It would be cool to be a quantom vacuum.

Doesn't that make it sound almost romantic and adventurous? The hero has a dark past. It wasn't. It was just sad.

To be ceaselessly and doggedly haunted by evil spectres of dark past is a real kick in the penis.

He wouldn't care. He's a ballsack.

I am experiencing mild euphoria and just had an idea of something which would have a tangible benefit in my life and I could accomplish with a reasonable amount of hard work and dedication. Tomorrow morning, I will **** and shake my head at the fact that I ever entertained such a ludicrous...

I would like to injure the genitals of the individual(s) responsible for the censorship nonsense. Let his penis wither. Let his bones crack. Let him see his companions drown in their own throw up. Gods of the Inferno, I offer to you his limbs, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his...

She's not going to accidentally ******** you to death.

If I could say one thing to the President it would be 'I'm going to blame you the next time I have diarrhea'.

We're back with week of The Yak's Weekly Political While High. I guess s Pam Bondi before Congress and did not conduct herself well. She made to stock market. I think I think I heard the feds are leaving Minnesota after executing two people, injuring more than can know, disrupted countless lives...

I am sexually attracted to Lilith from Diablo 4. I thinking she could hold one up by their neck, sorta ******* and sorta not, while performing fellatio and it could be like the thing auto erotic ************ people get but with a demon lady.

Everybody seems to believe Max Crosby will be traded. He doesn't want to be in Las Vegas.

Well, I guess now is as good a time as any to start one of these. Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks. They look setup to be good for a while. We already have things to talk about: The annual QB carousel should be interesting and many veteran signal callers will be in new homes (Kyler...

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/arts/television/james-van-der-beek-dead.html James Van Der Beek has died. He was very funny on Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23.

I wonder how many people have ever been spit on in anger due to cases of mistaken identity. One person sees someone who they mistake for someone else, they go and spit on them, call them a baby killer and the other person is dumbfounded. They say "Who are you" and the other person answers and...

Think about an animated movie - I'm thinking Sci-Fi - which follows the workings of an immune system. The White ***** Cells (not a racial thing though some of the iconography is a bit weird) are an army with soldiers, tanks, etc and they fight off invading bacteria which are depicted as...

What will become of us when this place is not here anymore? Will it be as though we never existed?

This is an egregious and unconscionable injustice. Unequal access to pornography based on location is a profound ********* of everything for which this country stands.

Looks like video has been taken down. Do you have screenshots? *You're not supposed to use that word.

Seattle offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak confirmed after the game and that he will be assuming the head coach position for the Las Vegas Raiders.