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Eh. Give me cloudy, foggy, rainy, overcast and I'm happy as a pig in ****. If it's hot I get cranky. Maybe you just like the heat because you're hot. :dunno: :flame:

I spoke too soon. Now the sun is out, it's hot as hell, and I'm cranky. :mad:

Go on... :bigear:

For the love of fuck, would you PLEASE stop attaching **** to your posts? Half of the time I spend on Freeones is devoted to approving your attachments.

Same here. It's been in the 90's where I live this week, but in SF I haven't taken my winter jacket off in 3 days. Wacky. :spin:

Did we ever decide who's fault it is? Because definitely not my own damn fault. :hybrid:

:spin:

:wtf: :joint:

Is he gone yet?

...and a fat chick's sweaty belly button... :drool2:

Actually, Stan or ***** might be able to explain it better. :eeew:

{AHEM!} Yes, well, uh, keep up the good work then. :hatsoff:

I think you missed my point. I'll let some of our more {COUGH!} illustrious perverts explain that one to you. :D

Of course I can! I fired Ronald! Why do you think he's leaving on Friday? I just straight up told that ****** fucker what for, and I told him to pack his **** up and vacate the premises by Friday. His whole vacation story is just a cover up.

Well, the second picture does offer more options... Just think of her belly button after she goes up a flight of stairs. :drool2: :hit: :D :rubbel:

If you do, I would highly recommend Unfinished Tales. While it's frustrating that the stories just end abruptly without a conclusion, some of the greatest stories he ever wrote (or started to, anyway) are included. The only description of the gates leading to Gondolin, an account of the fall of...

You're fired!!! :ban:

How's stuff in your neck of the woods?

Don't do it! Ronald just wants to see pictures of your penis! :surprise:

What about the Book of Lost Tales? History of Middle Earth collection? How about History of the Lord of the Rings? Unfinished Tales, maybe? What about his other works? You know, Farmer Giles of Ham, Smith of Wooton Major, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight? Ever read any of them? :dunno:

:sheep:

:yesyes: He freaking runs the porn empire that is Freeones. He has industry connections out the ass. If anyone here can help your plight it's Ronald. :thumbsup:

:wave:

That was just so you knew I was serious. :)

PM pictures of your penis to Roald. He can put you in contact with the right people if he likes what he sees.

:throwup:

What third-world shithole are you off to this time?

*****, if you ever **** yourself for realz, would you post a video of it? Just for archival footage, to avoid all the speculation, and so we know you're ok. If 24788 had posted a video of his suicide we wouldn't all be concerned about what happened to him.

I vehemently refuse to pay for hot dogs. I find it pointless. However, if I'm at a picnic or barbecue or something like that where they have hot dogs, I only like mustard and ketchup on them. More ketchup than mustard. Oh, and if they only have dijon mustard, or hot mustard, I pass on the...

Well, stunt cocks are actually seen on scene. Stagehands are supposed to be invisible. That's why we wear black. So, we're like a less glamorous version of a fluffer. Actually, we call ourselves mushrooms: we're kept in the dark and get fed bullshit.

Please stop bumping your thread. The rules allow you to bump a thread only once every 24 hours. Any more is considered excessive bumping, and is not allowed.

Somewhere, Spexy is curled up in the ***** position on the floor, softly babbling things to herself as she weeps. :drama:

So you did get that Prince Albert after all. Good for you. :thumbsup:

It's a new toy that Petra had installed with the latest board update. Basically, if you make posts less than 2 minutes apart the board just updates your last post instead of making a whole new one. It's supposed to cut down on double posts and post count spammers, but this thread is living proof...

Oh, ****! It's time to hit the "Panic" button! :eek:

Do you bake any "special" goods? :joint: :D Also, could you text me your website? I just might be inclined to help out a friend (and feed my fat ass at the same time). :)

I'll give him a chance. Maybe I wasn't clear in my previous post. Maybe it was my accent. In any case, I think I've made it clear now. :hatsoff:

Don't worry, Bri, you don't need him. I'll marry you. :iloveyou:

Am I speaking Chinese, or something? Let me make this as clear as I can. STOP MAKING CONSECUTIVE POSTS. Next time you make a bunch of consecutive posts instead of using "Edit Post" I'm handing out infraction points. Do I make myself clear?

2 things: 1. Learn how to use the quote, or, even better, the multi-quote button. Nobody knows who the fuck you're replying to if you don't quote them. 2. STOP FUCKING MAKING CONSECUTIVE POSTS, GOD DAMMIT!!! You have 10 minutes to edit your posts. If you have anything further to spew in that...

You mean, like a pirate? :D

Yeah, I'll bet you did... :blowjob:

I just took a massive ****. My pants fit better now. :thumbsup:

For fuck's god damn sake, ass ari, would you quit attaching **** to your posts?!? :crash:

Hmmm... I'll have to ponder that for a bit. Let me get back to you. :hatsoff:

Is it? :dunno:

I would vote for Mickey Mouse in a heartbeat if he were on the ballot instead of either of the two **** stains that are running. Matter of fact, I decided last week that I'm gonna cast my vote for Kermit the Frog. If Jesse Ventura ran, I would definitely vote for him. :thumbsup:

I would say the former.

Fuck no! :eeew: