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    Janine Lindemulder

    Yeah...I don't know. She seems to get more tattoos with age and let's face it - the boobs are hittin' the floor. Time for a tune up.
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    Dasha - AKA: Dascha Plus, Dasha Squires, Dasha Dane, Dascha

    Re: Dasha Oh my god the woman looks amazing in that set. The skin, the hair, the make up.....the dick in her ass. Some girls in porn are simply amazing. Nice link Darkman.
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    EXCELLENT set. This is nicest ass shot ever taken....http://i.nastygodcash.com/site/jss/fhg/pic/ss/002/lr/08.jpg
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    Britney Spears

    http://www.kevinfederline.com/ I'm gonna fucking **** :throwup:
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    Harley's Proposal

    Oh fuck yeah, that scene where Jill and Tia get in on...fucking AMAZING! But I digress. Congratulations and good luck Mr. Harley....just in case, would you like me to PM you my lawyer's number and email address?
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    Porn Has Gone Loco

    Oh yeah? Don't care much for girl's eating cum covered **** off the floor but....gotta link?
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    Savanna Samson

    :wtf: are you talking about? If you've ever seen her in action you'd forget about all that AND realize that's she 10 times hotter than any woman you've ever been with.
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    Innocence or Sluttyness?

    I've got to admit, I like slutty.
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    Hangover "cures"?

    Yeah, which one is it? :pimpdaddy:
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    check me out

    Voted year's best sampling of Dimmu Borgir's cover of the Twisted ****** classic "Burn in Hell"!!! :banger: :banger: :banger: Awesome job NF!!!!!!!
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    She is young in that. Just goes to show you what a long and illustrious career this exquisite woman is having. :rubbel:
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    This Babe

    That's Mrs. WherethefuckdidIputmyrazor. Strange name I know.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Or you guys serious? Does she look to you like something other than a garden variety road whore?
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    Break Down Your Most Common Sex Routine

    Midgets dressed in gorilla suits doing that jump on the trampoline-flip in the air-to dunk thing.
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    ass to pussy

    That's what I'm saying. This is no joke. DO NOT DO IT!
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    Break Down Your Most Common Sex Routine

    This is why I installed a scoreboard in my bedroom. Complete with overtime buzzer and all!
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    Happy Festivus for the rest of Us!!!

    But first....Feats of Strength! George, wrestle your ******!
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    whois the smallest porn star??

    make sex? "My love for you is like a truck, Berzerker.... Would you like some making fuck, Berzerker.." Did he say making fuck?
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    eminem

    Yeah Eminem is the best rapper but that's about as important as saying Johnny Smith down the street is the best Kazoo Player.
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    check me out

    Nice Pontoons there Bethany. Are you chunky though? Let's see the rest of you just to make sure. I've heard the best way to break into the adult industry is to PM me a picture of you peeing down a staircase. It's worked for many a famous starlet and I have references if you'd like.
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    oh Jacksson, can you do it like Peter North?

    You read my mind....
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    Savanna Samson

    Thanks for the links Bigredguy. But wtf is wrong with Vivid? Holy boring photo shoots Bat Man!
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    Shyla Stylez

    The second one is. The first one is Bridgette Kerkove, who seems to be able to take a mailbox up her ass.
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    Bunny Luv / Bonnie / Bunni Luv

    Re: Bunny,Bonnie Luv Yeah, no ****. I was starting to think they ought to change the name to ALF - "All Ladies Flat".
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    ass to pussy

    I've never shot up but I can't imagine it feeling 1000x BETTER being shot into my dick :eek:
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    Where can I find porn movies with actual plots

    Any movie by Andrew Blake is a sure fire can't miss hit. Try "Hidden Obsessions" or "Night Trip".
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    Babes with Beautiful Legs / Great Legs / Best Legs

    Re: Who Has Great Legs?? As far as cum guzzling ass fuck champions go, as always Lanny Barbie has one beautiful set of legs.
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    ass to pussy

    HUH?
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    *********** Pussy Slips

    Re: Anna Kournikova pussy picture? Oh yeah, that first one's real! :rofl2: and they also have pictures of Jessica Simpson being DP'd by Todd Bridges and Gary Coleman!!!
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    Hm sniffing you say?

    Shouldn't it be referred to as "Cum snorting"? From the picture it looks as though she takes a vial full of cum and ingests it directly into her nasal package. I think it's pretty hot. What will they think of next?
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    Who is the hottest pornstar?

    The Hottest porn star? Probably Rachel Aziani, she lives in Arizona. It's pretty hot there.
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    ass to pussy

    That is absolutely true. I have unfortunately lived this nightmare with a girlfriend a few years ago. She was very ill for about 4-5 days and very quickly into his diagnosis the doctor posed the question "have you engaged in anal sex recently?" Reluctantly, she admitted it to him and he went...
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    Damon playing for the yanks..

    Exactly, it's the Red Sox that fucked up here. They knew his market value and they fucking blew it. Nice going. Another 86 years till the next one.
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    How many Forum members does it take to change a light bulb

    How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None....she can do the dishes in the dark.
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    Worst Song Ever

    That pretty much leads to what I was gonna say......The worst song ever? It keeps changing. Basically, the next thing that comes on MTV will be the worst song ever and like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going and.....
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    Dead Pornstars, Pornstars with Babies, etc. --- Do you still watch them?

    Re: Dead Performers I'd say they wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. No pun intended.
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    broken heart

    Folks, remember - HE'S 20!! Fender, I'm sure losing this girls is the biggest, no THE ONLY thing in your world right now and it seems as though the hurt will never end. Not only will it end, you will, sooner than you think, be very happy this happened. Women are gonna be like the cars in your...
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    Stranded on a island with 4 women

    Sylvia Saint Jessica Biel Adriana Lima Shakira :nanner:
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    tasting your own cum !!!

    Re: Misogyny? Absolutely NOT! BRAVO NIGHTFLY!!!!!! It was with utter digust I read that your little anecdote turned into a fucking 3 page international summit on "******** against women and its role in societal politeness". Fantastic response to all the silliness, you've expressed my...
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    Anna Nova - AKA: Aanna, Ana Nove, Anna, Katherina, Kathy, Lana,Tara Washington,Tara Young

    Top links man, a veritable menagerie of cocksucking, finger banging, anal sex, and plastered faces :thumbsup:
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    Re: Lanny Barbie That's so annoying. Why bother? Why can't they just hang out until they get sick of each other without all the messy paperwork. Porn marriages are ridiculous and invariably temporary. Very temporary.
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    Hot country music chicks

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    how many...

    Hold on. I never said I don't like it. On the contrary, I like inane threads like this because it gives me the opportunity to reply in a manner I see fit. Always barkin' orders.....
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    5 Little Questions VIII - The End of All Reason

    Pasbt Blue Ribbon ******** in the bar w/ fake cast looking for sympathy Does the pope **** in the woods? No Big Sylvia Saint Fan
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    Calling all arse lovers

    Is "arse" really a word?
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    Dead Pornstars, Pornstars with Babies, etc. --- Do you still watch them?

    Re: Dead Performers It would be disrespectful NOT to. That's their art, that's what they made it for. Did anyone stop listening to Hendrix when he died?
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    Jayna James / Jayna COHF / Amy Anderssen

    Re: Jayna COHF Hurry!
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    Dora Venter

    Aaaaahh, Eastern Europe. Yum.
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    Exploding Cumshots / MASSIVE Cumshots

    Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! :rofl2: check out at the very end of the clip where the one guy blows his load right past Shelby and hits the other dude right in the dick! Oh man, that's harsh.
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    Re: Lanny Barbie That's Angel Dark, another smokin' hottie anal queen :thumbsup:
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