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None of the above. I'd take her to the dirt track races, see if she's capable of having fun and ******** canned **** out of a cooler.

I know you're not making it up but is there any way we can see some of this? You see, the thing is we're all a bunch of helpless perverts here and nothing makes us happier than to see naughty co-workers going at it on a desk. Please?

Re: Naughty Allie pics ??? That's funny, my fantasy is to watch Naughty Allie and Briana Banks ******* on Jessica Simpson.

Post the picture goddammit! I dare ya!:glugglug: :hatsoff: You're not making this stuff up, are you?:dunno:

Funny? Yeah, up until the barf part :throwup:

I just think it's funny that someone is bragging about making 50 grand a year. That's about what I make and I'm barely hanging on:helpme:

I read somewhere that she really likes to eat cheeseburgers and pizza DURING sex.

Damn Poggy, I **** to hear that. Motorcycles are some of the most precious items on earth. As said before, two words: Electric Fence.

:*****: With all respect and due irony, I am glad we are beating, not shooting, a dead ***** here.:*****:

mindless entertainment.........

Nightfly - You see hunting as needless? As if ending the hunting of whitetail in Pennsylvania, Michigan, New York, etc. would be okay with you? As if the piles of roadkilled deer, scores of does, fawns and young buck starving to death, depleted vegetation, and the 1000s of annual deaths from...

AsianxxChick - as always, right on point with your post. That rant, your prose, the firmly planted attitude of your posts, not to mention your uber-macho hobbies of ******* defenseless baby fawns with AK-47s (THAT'S A JOKE FOLKS) really makes me wonder about your screen name. Are you sure...

On the surface it looks like a couple of dumb rednecks carelessly playing with guns. No! -I don't mean Bush and Cheney and their supposed "war on ******", I mean Cheney and his busted up lawyer buddy. If any of it is true I don't know who the bigger idiot is, Cheney for blasting his shot ***...

You know what the worst thing is? A chick who thinks she can dance but really can't. I was out with this chick the other night and she started to dance and, bless her heart, she really sucked. I reminded me of Elaine on Seinfeld. I didn't know what to do.

I'm with Icon. Anytime I see a pop up, a spam, or hell - even a bad commercial for a product - I make it a point to NOT do business with these people. For instance, I've never seen the inside of an Old Navy and their advertisements ensure that I never will.

Yeah, I'll get right on that.........

It sucks but alot of other stuff sucks too (taxes, **** laws, Kevin Federline, politicians, skating with ***********, cheap *****, etc...)

"...umm. Shut the fuck up?" was far to vague. I tried to edit but it was too late. Let me restate something. She ****** someone who was trying to **** her. What punishment do you suggest?

We should just have a weekly "Does America do more harm than good?" thread. Because that's what any thread that discusses anything that happens in another country degenerates into. By the way, for the last time, America is NOT the richest country in the world. It just tries to act like it...

Do a certain few of you realize the ironic hypocrisy of your statements? You support man using his brains and ingenuity to create a weapon out of stick and stone, thereby gaining an unfair advantage over his prey, to hunt an ****** yet you find it unfair for man to use his brains and ingenuity...

1. Yesterday upon a stare, I saw a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today. Oh how I wish he would go away. 2. So what if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today.... 3. If all the ******* on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall...

Yep, she is one of the few women in porn who are truly and naturally "Pretty". No excessive make up, overblown plastic surgery, or insincerely slutty dispositions. Alot of chick in porn are hot but once you strip off the make up, slutty clothes, and surgery, they turn out to be average at...

Not Really. I am the biggest Steeler fan on earth and I could still tell the game pretty much sucked. Doesn't matter, the 3 previous playoff games were all awesome (especially the Colts) and they're Champions.

2 Grand for a month with Krystal Steal.........?

He said he didn't think he crossed the goal line. How would he know for sure? He had five 350 lb gorillas bearing down on him. How can we expect him to be cognizantly aware of the exact location of the goal line at that moment? The ref obviously had a better view than he did and he was...

Great Thread Guys. Thanks to all who have posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm rarely at a loss for words but this is one of those times.

I can't believe I ****** my time reading half this stupid fucking thread.

?? The only similarity is that they're both amazingly hot. That brings up a good point. There should be a photo shoot with Sylvia and Lanny tonguing each others asses and getting a huge load blown on their faces by some porn dude.

Don't take it slow, the best you can hope for is to have illicit sexual encounters in the walk-in cooler and here's why: 1) She's your boss so dating her will never work so you'll have to find a new job. 2) She's twice your age. That won't work either, end of story. 3) She's staring at your...

The cars are way too dependent on aerodynamics (See: Lowe's Motor Speedway), they never pass each other any more, there are far too many cookie cutter big, poorly banked tracks that leave 2 second intervals between each car (see: Las Vegas, Kansas, Kentucky, Chicago, Michigan, Fontana, etc etc...

So, Josh Brown was paid to miss 2 field goals, Darrell Jackson was paid to step out of bounds on TWO HUGE plays, Jeremy Stevens was paid to drop THREE passes, the Seattle defense was paid to overplay Willie Parker on his 75 YARD Touchdown run, and Matt Hasselbeck was paid to throw an...

Great points Tevro. The Steelers seized every opportunity: They scored 3 BIG touchdowns while Seattle missed two field goals and managed the clock like a first year junior varsity team.

She's a horrible person but it was a good move for her. Hear me out on this one: Once she's out of the spotlight, it's all over. She has a baby, apparently another one on the way, a ******, ******, ******, and Kevin Federline to feed. These people will be costing her a lot of money for a lot...

Although I don't think the NFL can make two teams play intense, mistake-free football, I agree there are some things the NFL can do to make a better game. I agree they should get rid of the week off in between. That's just too much time for hype and non football related crap to go on and the...

One for the Thumb, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome link dude. Excellent job!!!

Bingo!

Re: A New Kind Of Poitician? With Bush it wouldn't much matter. His salary is only $400,000 a year. I don't know how many teachers there are but I bet once it's split up it wouldn't even equal the $300 everyone got from that one time tax refund. What would help is not bilking Americans out...

Re: Has jaime pressley had her tits done? Well that settles it, I guess. In spite of such irrefutable logic, those pics from the gloden globes suggest no evidence of breast enhancement. Evidence of a horrible choice in dress - yes, boob job - really doubt it. She's a babe and a half and...

:fight: In the words of John Wayne, This is getting to be re-goddamn-diculous.

Number 8!! That's sad. Today, I am ashamed to be an American but I promise to do my part tonight.

Gotta go for the fist fight one. They were both acting like little bitches for the most trivial of reasons.

I'll gladly kick you in the nuts. Hard.

Judging by her work, that woman lived life at full throttle and she seemed to enjoy every minute of it. She will be missed, I am sure. RIP.

Re: Ok so Adriana Lima smokes Of course she smokes, she a fucking model, I think it's mandatory. I'll be she snorts **** too!

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I wouldn't really add those dollar signs to the word selling, I really doubt his ownership has been a positive financial experience for him. For years he deferred his salary because the team was losing so much money. When it came time to recoup all the money, the only way to do it was to...

Never has a man been so blessed with overwhelming talent and at the same time so cursed with overwhelming bad luck. As a testament to his rock solid character he fought through it all: Massive back injuries, lukemia, infections, years with no paycheck, team bankruptcy, and now this heart...