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    porn mistake... *lol*

    It's called the "Pile Driver", which is a fitting name in this case because a Pile Driver is actually a piece of machinery used to "drive" what are called "pilings" into the ocean floor to be used as structural support when building docks or piers.
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    who would you treat like a whore ?

    Gauge. No question about it. She seems to like that kind of stuff. Of course, I would only enjoy it if she enjoyed it as well. :thumbsup:
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    Jessica Simpson

    http://www.wwtdd.com/images/js412.shtml Hmmm, she's starting to look less human every day. One more trip to the ole' plastic surgeon and she won't be able to change her facial expression. What's with these ridiculously hot chicks spending what amounts to a moderately sized house on plastic...
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    Lindsay Lohan

    A friend or two? Hell, I'm the one still "experimenting"!
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Whoops, see below.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Are you guys on some of the ***** she's using? I know it's bad etiquette to say bad things about people but I'm going to ignore that for now because I can't believe some of the **** I just read. "looking extra pretty" - you mean like if you put make up on a chimpmunk, it would look "extra...
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    Your favourite Michael Jackson song

    Beat it. Seriously this thread should just fucking beat it.
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    What the hell?

    They seem to be happy, even after getting ****** over for this movie:
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    Is there any team that is gonna beat the colts?

    Yeah but how much will DeShaun ******'s injury hamper the Panthers? Do you think that Goings, Hoover, and Robertson can fill the void? This is a year of destiny though, if the Steelers win this sunday, it's over. They'll win the super bowl no matter who they play.
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    stuff that makes me SICK in porn...

    Damn dude, you must have ALL DAY to reply to these posts.
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    Favorite movie sex scene.

    Halle Berry in *******'s Ball :flame:
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    how i will hire a pornstar

    What Boob Lover is trying to say: "It's cheaper to Keep her" Bummer.
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    rate this babe

    Uniform - 10 Helmet - 9 Gooooood Stuff.
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    Lydia Schone

    This woman is positively stunning. Wow.
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    Great Porn Feuds

    Man, I can't believe I just ****** brain cells reading that but it was actually kinda funny. She sounds like a 9 year old describing how she got beat up on the playground during recess.
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    Great Porn Feuds

    Oh, hey, no problem man. I just felt like being a smartass (again).
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    Great Porn Feuds

    No he doesn't! He makes scum sucking people like himself look bad. Leave me, and millions of other decent men, out of your little "projections".
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    how i will hire a pornstar

    Do it you morally challenged heathen! This should get you started.....http://escorts.sexbox.ws/ppc/12/?key=la%20exotics So, now go withdraw a stupidly large amount of money from the bank, give it to some overly made up, surgically enhanced chunk of vapid humanity, and feel like **** for the...
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    Huge Fuckin Dicks!!!

    This Is Enough Huge Dick Threads For One Lifetime!
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    9/11: was it an inside job?

    My God I'm speechless. Fox, that was the most cogent, meaningful paragraph written in this entire thread. Actually, that one paragraph is the singular best description of what's happened to the US over the last 5 years, that has ever been written. My sincerest kudos for that heartfelt...
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    whos this chick??

    Her first name is 36, last name is DD.
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    Censorship.

    Let me guess: NF and Mcr started arguing in a thread. A mod told them they better not continue arguing within the thread, take it up in a PM. They continued arguing, they both got ******, their posts that led to the bann were deleted - and now everyone's left to wonder what the hell is going...
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    Censorship.

    Whoa! I just noticed Nightfly was ****** too. What the hell is going on here?
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    Censorship.

    What's the story Poggy? Mcrocket was absolutely my favor member to debate with and I'm sure there are times I've driven him to his absolute angriest and yet he never said anything remotely bad enough to get him ******. He was just too damn ******** heart for his own good but never said...
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    Julia Ann

    wow, you are a genius:hatsoff:
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    9/11: was it an inside job?

    Re: 9/11: was it an iside job? Hey Prof, I was just using the CIA leak example as an example. Bad choice. What I meant to say is this and every administration is a collection of brutallly corrupt, power mad sociopaths who of course have the capability to reign ****** down upon their own...
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    9/11: was it an inside job?

    I think the same people that are insane enough to leak the identy of a CIA agent just to be vindictive toward her husband are precisely the same people insane enough to inflict such death and horror on their own countrymen an a pretext to ****** their enemies. I don't necesarily believe in all...
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    2006 AVN Award Winners

    My God, I didn't realize that there are so few in that industry that look like actual real human beings. :eek: So much cosmetic alteration. Here's my list of those I saw in pictures that still look like people: Katie Morgan - SEXY dress Jessica Drake - Stunning, as always Hannah Harper -...
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    ex-pornstar Bianca Trump becomes a white supremacist

    You can't blame 13 year old ******** for listening to their ******, no matter how twisted she is. I guess when they're 18 there would be no better way to atone for the disturbing hatred they've put into the world than to be happily gobbling gallons of goo plastered all over them by horny...
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    Marcus Vick

    Alright A & J, I was just having a little fun. I didn't mean to call him a rotted log or a dirt eater but hey, he started it! :cry: Anyway, here's a legitimate sports writer predicting a 6th round pick http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5234132 Earlier on ESPN Radio Dan Patrick asked Keith...
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    Marcus Vick

    You really don't know a thing about character and integrity, do you :thefinger. In one week this subhuman has stomped on a tackler's leg (because he has no class), has been KICKED OFF of his own team (because he no longer has any value), and waved a *** in a 17 year old's face (because he has...
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    Say Something Nice About Another Member

    I gotta thank MCrocket for luring me into what I think are thought provoking debates. And thanks Georges, for teaching me the value of cum guzzling cock ****** mega whores. I've found I have quite an affinity for them. And thanks for coming back, where ya been?
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    Marcus Vick

    "In 24 career games, the 6-foot, 212-pound Vick threw for 2,868 yards, 19 touchdowns and 15 interceptions. He also ran 184 times for 492 yards and six TDs." Yeah, great stats :rofl2: He's a 6th rounder, at best.
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    the dumb things we do

    I keep trying to put dirty dishes in the oven. And then I find myself taking the clean dishes out of the dishwasher and stacking them in the microwave. One time I found the TV remote in the freezer. Seems like all my problems happen in the kitchen :dunno:
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    AVN 2006 pics or links

    Oh my GOD!! Jenna looks like a fuckin' tranny! Lanny Barbie looks pretty good though.
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    Marcus Vick

    I have to ask, in light of just how much of a criminal/diva/crybaby/pussy that he is, how can anyone identify themselves as "a big Marcus Vick fan"? Have you no standards of character? By the way, enjoy the Bears' last game this Sunday!
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    Marcus Vick

    He's an absolute Total Punk. Nothing more, nothing less. Between his ******* Ron Mexico spreading herpes all over Georgia, him smoking dope, driving *****, stomping legs, and pointing guns at people (this JUST in http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10777702/), the Vick ****** is quite a collection of...
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    3/4 mile **** with .308 in Iraq

    Wow, that whole scene is VERY familiar to the scene near the end of the movie "Jarhead". I didn't think it was all they great of a movie (didn't have enough bedwetters calling the USA a bunch of "War Criminals") but that scene was pretty intense.
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    Because she's hotter than a Mexican lunch, takes it in the ass, takes it in the face, and your taste in women differs than that of human beings.
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    The 100 most annoying things of 2005

    Oh gimme a fucking break on the Tom Cruise thing. If "love" makes you join a cult of space aliens, completely dismiss the validity of those with whom you disagree, and ruin a completely decent Hollywood Starlet, then sign me up for whacko of the fucking year.
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    Mrs.Steele / Selena Steele

    Re: Mrs.Steele Selena Steele. Top notch biker poon from the early 90's. Nice post :thumbsup:
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    Christy Canyon

    I think that's from "A Portrait of Christy". A very, very awesome movie. Highly recommended :banger:
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    Paris Hilton

    Re: Another Paris Hilton Sex Tape??? http://www.wwtdd.com/ "I'm just sick to death of Paris Hilton and her smug little attitude. With a different last name, the best she could hope for in life is to be the girl covered in ***** on Brazilian public access or as the disappointing waitress at...
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    Florida - The Bizarre State!

    In Florida, everything is in the 80s..... The temperature, the ages, and the IQs.
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    How did u spend the last night of the 2005?

    I guess this is the place to tell it... Got ***** and went from one bar to another at about 11:40 pm. Got to the second bar and my girl/friend went into the women's room. I followed her in and she gave me a blow job. Pretty exhilerating, really. :thumbsup:
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    Hit refresh after you click on it. That worked for me.
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    Jewel DeNyle

    Re: Jewel De'Nyle I'm voting that "best use of slow motion EVER".
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    Trish Stratus

    LOL, Great acting!
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    Britney Spears

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9916574/ Will she ever fucking learn? love this quote: "She is hoping another baby will strengthen her marriage to Kevin,” :rofl2:
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    Office Saint....Punish Me.:bowdown:
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