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Well, gee willickers, I thought you were the only guy that does it but after reading all these posts I guess I was wrong. From what people are saying, porn can be educational and even enjoyable. Maybe I will start watching it but it is against whatever morals I may have once had. But if I do...

Re: Video Of Paris Hilton & Her BF Crashing The Bentley ha ha ha. He made it, what, 18-20 feet before wrecking into a truck? Pretty sad. What I don't understand is this whole cult of *********. There's this entire production going on - assholes with cameras, hired thugs whose only job is...

I think the same thing could be said about lawyers, **** dealers, congressmen, and wide receivers. :thumbsup:

Yes! Shame on you.

Who's the new Chick, Colonel? (sorry, **** PM's, take to much effort)

Oh my god it's no contest. Tyler Faith is an absolute babe. She's very enthusiastic in her performances as well. And she's built like a brick shithouse and I'll admit I like me a thick strong babe every now and then. Her, Sylvia, Shyla Stylez, and Savanna Samson are all completely welcome to...

Since long term relationships always dependent at least to some extent on personality, how the hell would I know? That's about the same as asking "What color car is the most reliable?" Either way, judging by Sylvia Saint's ass, she must have an awesome personality so I'll go with her.

Yeah, great. Now where are those pictures from the bathroom stall????

Penthouse has made an offer This is the best sports story of the decade! :hatsoff:

Re: Mischa Barton, Ugly? Looking good ? With her flat chest, dumpy posture, chicken legs, and dimply chunked butt? That dopey dude she's with doesn't help either. Even so, of course I'd hit it.

Re: Ashlee Simpson ***** at a McDonalds She's not even worthy of a Dirty Sanchez

spit roast? Oh I gotta hear this....

So, the statue beats the sexiest woman alive. Jesus Christ, this poll tells you everything you need to know that the apocalypse is upon us.

I think it has something to do with Lacey Chabert growing up to be even hotter.....

I don't know what happened, but just like 30 seconds ago I decided she's no longer all that hot. :dunno:

**** dude, that's a fucking nice find. The last picture is completely bonerific!

I work with one, does that count?

I'm gonna say.....326?

Umm, more like Don Want.

Good stuff man but that ain't new. That's all from before she got those circus clown lip implants :confused:

That's nothing short of phenomenal. Pure Beauty. :bowdown:

You'd think a doctor would know how to find out when a pornchick came out with new stuff. To partially answer your question, Krystal Steal recently won the "Cum Dodger of the Year" award.

Don't trouble yourselves Harley & Juballs. I wouldn't fuck with this cbl guy either. He's a real champion of intelligent discussion AND I just found his yearbook picture...

I'm glad she quit, she was never all that energetic about it anyway.

Dude, are you trying to use the name "Metallica" as in the band "Metallica"? :rofl2: :rofl: :1orglaugh

Face - 15 Your every day pretty girl Tits - 5 Take a close look at 'em Ass - 9 A little dumpy legs - 8 See above Perf - -30 Probably the most boring I've ever seen, 'cept maybe Krystal Steal. Total: 7/100. I guess I'm not her biggest fan.

Well, that never happened to me in college but this one time, at band camp......

No doubt about it, Tia Bella was one steaming hot pile of come fuck me, as sexy as a woman can get.

I won't bitch that it's been posted before but I will say it isn't worth your time or bandwidth to even bother looking at.

A combination of Red Bull and Newport Light 100s.

Re: Little Gauge http://galleries.xxxsurge.com/gaugedoublefacial/gauge-double-facial-tgp.html

Re: Jayna COHF Ok, the clothes pins pull all the skin away from her implants and the accupuncture thing is ridiculous but what's most disgusting is that geeky old kook being in the shots. He looks like the kind of guy you'd run over with a dump truck if you had the chance. :eek:

Re: Dasha She's the perfect combination of beautiful and desparately slutty all at the same time :thumbsup:

"Much of her work includes anal sex." I love that quote.

http://famousqueens.net/galleries/krystal_steal_42sa/index74et.html Check out the second clip. I love the way she looks sickened by just sticking her tongue out, praying to god the dude doesn't get any cum on it. :1orglaugh

"You're goin' down bitch. You're never gonna babysit again......Excuse me Honey" (guys spits on girl's pussy) Absolutely hilarious :thumbsup:

That IS awesome dialogue. I wonder who is the writer of such a cinematic masterpiece? It's such a shame the acting does quite measure up though, she's got the worst of all 3 worlds: 1. Big Girl 2. Little tits 3. BARF EVERYWHERE! :throwup:

That's from the movie "Please don't get your cum anywhere near me!". Part 2.

Re: Shay Sweet.... :eek: Sweet! Shitty tattoos :nanner:

so you got a blow job, big deal

Ha ha, understood. **** to say I told ya so, but I knew some hypersensitive pole sitters would get on here and make something out of nothing. I could have told you who it would be before it happened but I didn't want to slow them down. Glad to see you haven't taken the bait and gotten into an...

Great advice BNF. By the way, who's that in your Avatar? JUST KIDDING!

Yeah, but what if you've been ********? The thought of you slamming down a few shots is quite appealing.....

I'll give ya that Dirty, I was just letting ya know, it's gonna happen because oversensitivity rules the world today. If someone likes a particular color then more power to them, that's fine with me. I personally have no favorite, just whoever is acting the most filthy,slutty, depraved, and...

Whatever race is acting like a cum guzzling slut is my favorite. Stupid, meaningless, flame-inciting racially charged polls on discussion boards make me go limp. :thefinger Brace yourself for the onslaught. :crash:

hmmmmm, Neanderthal #1 or Neanderthal #2? Like looking at two slabs of Grade D steaks at the butcher shop 5 minutes after closing time, such a tough choice. Because of the apparent lack of steriod use I guess I'll go with Neanderthal #2, Evan Stone. Plus, he's married to Jessica Drake and...

That's her best part. I think she's totally smokin' but her tits could use a little tune up.

Way to stay On Topic! :thumbsup:

Re: envy Quick one of her Taking a **** :thumbsup:

Have you ever heard of Max Hardcore? He does that kind of stuff.