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Skiing and smoking joints with Sylvia Saint? You gotta be fucking kidding me! I would have done anything, ANYTHING to be there! FUCK! I fucking missed it. I'm not dreaming, am I? Sylvia Saint was there, wearing a hat and looking like the hottest woman in the world that she is, and I...

I'd like to thank everyone who voted, not just for me, but for any in this thread, it's a cool idea and I'm glad I could have some fun with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have all the women who've ever starred in porn movies coming over to my house for a pool party. I will have sex with every...

If the cops are so worried about ***** drivers, why don't they just wait outside the bar and give everyone a ride home? Oh, there's no money in that.

Dude, those pics are from like 1996, before Jenna decided to remodel her face.

Oh God :crash: :crash: :crash: They say every cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off of your life. I would have rather just smoked a whole carton then waste the 2 minutes and 8 seconds I just ******. Why? Why do I click :dunno:

Re: Is America Ready? No. America is far too dominated by Catholicism and Catholicism hates women and views them as an unfortunate necessity to perpetuating life.

Re: Mariah Carey Boob Show [short Clip] I've been on this thread for 37 seconds, and I want 'em back.

I've read his site. Don't care if the stories are true but they are fucking hilarious, especially the "Tucker tries Butt Sex" story. I was laughing so hard I was ******.

Natalie Oliveros. I knew she'd have a hot real name too! Gotta love her, a piece of ass with a touch of class.

That's really nice lip service to a situation that's existed since the beginning of time. Fucked up people, I mean religious and secular people have had thousands of years to introspect, internalize, and acknowledge this universal phenomenon yet they don't appear to make strides toward becoming...

Hmm, I did the gay ass quiz three times with the same answers and got three different gay ass answers each time. No matter what that random answer generator quiz says, they're playing "South of Heaven" by Slayer at my funeral.

I love the ALS concept; young naked girls with shaved pussies fisting themselves, inserting unnatural objects up there, *******, etc. but damn could they get a couple of girls that have actually eaten in the last month. A lot of them are hot but they all look like anorexia patients. Except for...

DUDE: You ask a lot of questions.

Re: how much masturbation is too much some guy who had and 11 inch dick and drove a hot rod used to masturbate 100 times a day and that never stopped him from delivering 75 babies per week.

Tori Welles. It obvious right away just how much heat she put into everything she did. The first thing I remember about her, I believe the movie was "Torrid Without a Cause" and the dude she's fucking has to leave all the sudden, forget the reason why. Anyhow, the dude's slamming on his pants...

I guess it's also big "no" to reading ANY OF THE GODDAMN POSTS DIRECTLY ABOVE YOU explaining how NOT to type in that moronic "bcoz, U R the 1 4 Me" bullshit.....Read it man, c'mon.

Ha ha ha, any time I read "MAKE SURE YOUR SPEAKERS ARE ON" I know it's time to turn and run like hell.

Maybe you just don't know the right people? Just kidding. ***** are bad, mmmkay?

Alright bozzman, we need to have a talk. You'll notice very quickly that people type here using only real words of the english language. You seem like a fine young gentleman whose contributions will be appreciated here but for one thing: Please refrain from "u r" "now and den, wad up wid...

Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! That's one of the weirder scenes I've seen. Guy blows a big load all over girl, crowd in bus gives standing ovation - That all seems pretty logical. But take another look at the crowd. I mean, it all looks like high school **** (especially the chick on the...

Re: Salma Hayek Pics I just watched "Desparado" the other day. There ain't nothin' about her that doesn't just ooze the word "sexy". A smoldering heap of dusky sensuality.

OH, that's what you meant. I had trouble making the jump from fucking chicks on ***** to the stiff coldness of our secretary of state. Now I understand, thanks!:hatsoff:

It's just that easy! :) And don't have premarital sex, drive over the speed limit, or view racy pornographic material. Just ignore the basic human tendency to explore the possibility of changing your state of mind. Seriously, one's life can tend to be very fruitful and enjoyable by adhering...

Oh yeah, that explains everything. Oops, I meant to say: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Wow, which one is this? http://www.picbux.com/image.php?id=357562 She's a fuckin' knock out.

How can you even take this fucking country seriously when their Foreign Minister says: He said that with a straight face? And to those who happily whore themselve out to high politics, there are things much more important than constitutional freedoms. As previously stated power, oil, and...

Glad that fuck knuckle is gone.........

Ok, a bump of a thread dormant for over 2 YEARS. Is that a record? Interesting take on the whole "if she loves you she'll let you fuck her in the ass" thing.

Lol......rofl............lmao..........roflmfao.........brb.........pos........haha........wtf.........u r fun knee.

German Country Music? Please **** me when this nightmare is over.

Yo humming20: Your posts are fucking unreadable. Type real words please. I'm not one to be a rules whore but it is in the rules for a good reason. U R giving me a head 8ke. Porn is good. It's just another form of art. If it entertains people it's good and I really think it has a positive...

If a tree falls on the Pallisades Parkway, how many men are dispatched to clean it up?

Nick East, I can't stand that little fruit cake.

Buck Naked.

That works too. Anything to combat the fucker's strong arm tactics.

Okay, glad see my point has sailed right on by........

Anyone who's a fan of things that are very funny and not a fan of egomaniacal control freaks that worship aliens NEEDS to boycott Mission Impossible 3. Apparently, super psycho midget Tom Cruise told Viacom that he refused to promote the movie if they re-aired the "Trapped in a Closet" episode...

that was lamest 1 minute and 13 seconds of my life.

In a brief encounter with reality, Michael Jackson apparently slipped out of his delusional state long enough to recognize he better close that fucking fairy land ranch of his. http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=218816&GT1=7702 "The action came a day after state labor officials...

I've come across many pictures of Sylvia, ha ha. Seriously, I have no better advice than to check the links that have been posted here. I remember seeing a few of those ALSSCAN pics of her taking a wiz (a joyous occasion I must confess) and it wasn't too long ago, maybe a month or two.

Just think back to high school. Remember the anatomy class where they brought out the model of the skeleton thing hanging from the stick?

Oh I'd still bone her but only because I respect her for her singing talent.

Those pictures of her the pink outfit - WOW! She is just fucking stunning. Everything about her is so....radiant. She just oozes genetic superiority.:hatsoff:

Wow. Not only is Sylvia one of the most naturally beautiful women in the world, she also has an impeccable sense of style. And her smile goes on for a thousand miles To answer one of those silly polls - would you marry a pornstar? Yeah, I think I would.

10 man cum slam? That's just too funny :rofl2:

sounds like you,ve a mean, base and sordid creature, lol

He sounds like a chick. Regardless of how many beds he's hopped, he's the jealous accusative type. I'd recommend steering clear of any relations with this guy because he's a **edit**

Master of The Obvious here but, DAMN! those boobs are perfect.

6/10. It ain't bad, don't know who it is but it looks like some chick gettin' it on a couch, which is great.

Here's some those fundamentalist propoganda pushers over at the "American ****** Association" were bitching about over on there hitlerian website: http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php. It's sex toys with religious themes. You gotta love it!