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  1. Christmas_Ape

    5 Count 'em 5 Little Questions - You want what when?

    1) Gas brake honk, gas brake honk, honk honk punch, gas gas gas. 2) While tip toeing, through the tulips. 3) I'm just glad Chuck is gone. Plus he should've used a pic of Chuck from Return of the Dragon. 4) Crantastic. 5) Destro
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    Who is your favorite ASIAN pornstar?

    Syren http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren
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    what other message boards are you on?

    imdb gamefaqs
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I saw that Superman man flick today. It was pretty damn good. But I still gotta say that United 93 was the best and most intense theatre going experience for me this year so far.
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    anal sex in porn doesn't do it for me

    Anal sex is what seperates us from the *******.....well, maybe not the monkeys.
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    Who is your favorite "Doctor Who"?

    Yep, Tom Baker was my fav. Then Pertwee. Then Peter Davison. And then the rest. Yeah Om3ga, that chick aint bad. I had a thing for the girl that played Zoe in Robots of Death. Whatever her name was.
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    Most fucked up pussy you've seen

    Well, the coloration thing doesn't bother me at all with Belladonna. It's how her labia is like...I don't know...it makes it look like her pussy is collapsing on itself. Looks dangerous.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Over looked porn stars

    Over looked? This is easy! It's Syren!! http://www.syrenspell.com/
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    The Oblivion Thread

    So, your hard drive got wiped? That doesn't sound good at all.
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    DSL to dial up

    Yeah you should look into getting that SBC DSL. It's some cheap ****. Aint no 90 bucks like cable, that's for sure. But sucks that you gotta go back to dial up. Do some DSL research.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Who is the most under rated pornstar?

    This is easy! It's Syren!! http://www.syrenspell.com/
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    Who would you rather creampie?

    This list doesn't impress me much, but I'd go with Lanny Barbie.
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    Guess The Movie

    Agreed
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    The Oblivion Thread

    I'm glad I beat the main quest and finished the DB questing before my disk bit it. I had a lot of **** done too. I think I had half of the achievements done? Oh well. I hope a disk buffer will work. But anyway, in a couple of days I should have Chromehounds, and hopefully that will take my...
  15. Christmas_Ape

    Excercise question...

    I bet he's pushing mud right now.
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    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Jenaveve Jolie. I love her tits and her tats.
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    Molly vs. Charlotte

    Charlotte
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Last good one in a theatre was United 93. On dvd, Crimson Tide. But ****, I've watched that movie about 30 times.
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Krystal Steal LOL that's some good stuff.
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    Excercise question...

    Pushing mud.
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    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Krystal Steal She HATES cum? That's like a Cobbler hating shoe laces.
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    How do i get a gf?

    3 words, Funky Cold Medina
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    Italy OR France??!!?

    Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. ...
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    Favorite Basketball Player

    Well, being a Bulls fan, MJ is the Man. But, I gotta say, I think I'm really going to start liking Ben Wallace, a lot more in the next season. Go Bulls!
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    The Oblivion Thread

    It's a mystery. I was playing, and I my guy went to fast travel, or something, and it froze on the loading screen. I waited and waited, and nothing happend. So I turned off the 360 and powered it back up and it said it was unable to read the disk. It's like it broke in the machine or...
  26. Christmas_Ape

    What tv shows do you watch religiously?

    I was also hooked on that Prison Break show.
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    Pepsi or Coca-Cola

    Interesting results so far.
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    Tattoos...

    I've got two tattoos, and I want to get more, but's so hard finalize my ideas. But, I think I want get the matching tattoos that Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, of GI Joe fame, had on their fore arms, on my upper arm area.
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    The Oblivion Thread

    My Oblivion disk just broke. I finished the main quest, the DB guild and the Mages guild and was starting on the thieves guild when it busted on me. Great game.
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    Has anyone here actually been to Bunny Ranch?

    No, but I've been to a brothel in London.
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    Your Top 10 Non-Nude/Nude Teen Models

    I myself am not a big fan of the non-nude/nude teen thing. I've tried, but it just didn't happen. Except for one girl, Teen Angela. I love her style and her tease. And she's a sweet heart. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=63392&highlight=teen+angela
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    What tv shows do you watch religiously?

    None really right now, except for Chicago sports. But I used to be a huge Dark Angel fan.
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    Favorite Pornstar Race

    Mostly Latin or like chicks who are real exotic, like Eskimo or something, or chicks who are mixed and you just can't tell what race they are.
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah, that was the cool thing about Priya, that she was Indian. She was just soooo exotic. And again, she just had that special quality about her. Like D-rock, I am/was a HUGE Lucia Tovar fan. I mean, she's got like a perfect bobdy. I call her the Columbia Barbie. And she's sooo sweet and...
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    Priya Rai

    LOL Well, I guess I mean, kinda "spacey" (not in a bad way) with that Priya-esque comment, or like free spirited. Like she beats to her own drum. Yeah, she really seemed like a care free kinda girl. But I'm not going to try to figure that girl out. But she's definitley a sweetheart though...
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah, Priya's emails were kinda weird as of late. Like she kept telling me she just didn't know what to do and whatnot, but then her last email was all upbeat....but haven't heard from her since. I don't really think there's anything fishy. In the time I've known her, this whole thing seems...
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    Priya Rai

    Oops, I guess that Sunisa chick aint new.
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    Jesus loves porn stars

    Hilarious!
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    What game are you waiting for?

    downloaded Lost Planet: Extreme Condition on Xbox live......most impressive. Too bad it won't be out till next year.....or at least that's the rumor.
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah I was told by someone at LOS that her site would be closed down. I was also told to keep it under my hat...but whatever. I used to talk to Priya in emails on a kinda fairly regular basis. I was kinda expecting this to happen, but she hasn't said anything official to me. Kinda cheesed...
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Anyone here like the group YES???

    Sometimes I just can't turn off a YES song on the radio.
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    which pornstar is a big bitch?

    Although not a porn star, glamour model Angela Taylor, is a bitch.
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    Need a Male Co-Star any suggestions

    I just hope it's not a crooked cock dude.
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    pic wanted

    Oh, I thought you were asking if someone had any pics of a guy rubbing his dick between his own ass.
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    Women Only Good For (2) Things ?

    That's what God invented dogs for.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    id this exotic brunette

    Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!
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    I like Nina Mercedez

    I'm starting to like this girl too
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    id this exotic brunette

    Found another clip. Does anyone even know the movie maybe? http://www.indianfucking.net/kamasutra/india983/indian-porn-adf.html
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