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  1. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    Kathy Ireland Rachael Dawes smackdown: Katie Holmes? or Maggie Gyllenhaal?
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Maggie Gyllenhaal -c_s™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Maybe yes maybe no... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Tis a philosophical musing... That's been buzzing in my head for a coupla days and this is the Random Statement Thread after all. ;):D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    They say words hurt and I agree they do. But if there was an option between getting called a fat piece of **** bastard or my momma's a guttersnipe whore or getting shot in the face or a ***** to the gut. Hey I'm a fat piece of **** *** of a whore all the way baby! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Say it 3 times fast you'll have Michael Keaton annoying ya! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Also the home planet of Ford Prefect... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Shake, rattle and roll fresno! -c s™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh my! Brock was like 'what the hell?' -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Yes. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    This reminded me of The Venture Bros. episode Are You There God? It's Me Dean when The Monarch's henchmen 21 and 24 were arguing over the nature of Smurfs. 24 was insistent that Smurfs were egg layers and 21 insisted they were mammals because Papa Smurf had a f**ing beard! -cs™
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    Word Association

    eggs -cs™
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    spinners...can it be done

    Spinners aka Obama advisers -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hahahaha! -cs™
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    spinners...can it be done

    The flying cars from Blade Runner? Edit: -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oookayyyy! Boy I sucked the air out of the room didn't I... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Grand Master Malee Male! -cs™
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    Women That Only You Find Attractive

    Greta Van Susteren Chyna before and after the plastic surgery. -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    I see lebron got hisself ******. Hmm... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    What are you on about Apex? Rolling Stones channel? Audio/video? -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    I'll give Prime the win if he informs who the girls in his avy and sig are! -cs™
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    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    Cleland Steamer Don Kee Pounch -cs™
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    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    Connie Lingus Phil Laisho -cs™
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    Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom

    Crack ruined the allure of crystal meth! Meth so cool then crack comes along now crank's bad for ya! I'm kidding around folks. -cs™
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    Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom

    Nothing like moral condemnation from people without morals, eh? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The first poster would make a killer sig too! Had no idea that was Rose McGowan! I was on another forum I frequent, there was a thread about the Red Sonja movie posters and imagine my surprise when I clicked through and saw that second poster! :eek: -cs™
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    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    Dildo Daggins -cs™ Serverio Shittizo -cs™
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    Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom

    I **** sites like that! A plague on all their houses... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Anyone curious where D-rock got the idea for his sig look here! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Looks tasty! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Nice shot of cleavage but whose I wonder? -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    "Why so serious?" -cs™
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    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    If I were a woman: Winona Rideher or Ivana Rideher Ashley Pud Jennifer Loves 2 Screwit Strokeher Ass Princess Layme Orgasma -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Quite a sizable but well behaved crowd in attendance. No jackasses on cell phones, no screaming **** well there was a few moments of a *** ****** but the *** knew to get up and walk out with the rugrat when that happened. An old lady in a walker and her friend/****** something. That was odd...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh yes indeed! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Awesome! Heath Ledger stole the show! *does tongue twitch* -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    See you gents and ladies laterooni! On my way to get ready for The Dark Knight matinee! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    12:30 pm matinee showing of The Dark Knight! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    We'll institute the metric week! 12 days a week 31 hours a day! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Ditto! -cs™
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    Let's talk cream pies...

    There ya go! Any pastry with cream and jelly... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Smitty...thinks everybody's making fun of him now! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...put Art in uhm uh Artimus. :-/ -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Here I thought Melissa put the M in Manchester! Arti...put the A in Aberdeen! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D...you snooze you lose! Arti...you ain't the first! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Though I really don't wanna know what she's licking off the blade! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...I'm not offended the gay lover bit with maleman is a bit draining at times. He's relentless. -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Ya getting better and better with the animation fresno. That's awesome. Is that the VirtuaGirl desktop? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...*nods* -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Oh boy... ...I got nothin! -cs™
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