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    Random Statement Thread II

    ;) Word of advice: Do not try Ambien if you have trouble ********. Take my word for it. You pop one of those you turn into Ray Milland from Lost Weekend. You seen that movie you'll know what I'm on about. -cs™
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    No idea man... Why the number 3 in place of an e? Crazy... -cs™
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    Who's this L3ggy you speak of? -cs™
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    But they're capri pants! -cs™
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    He don't like Star Trek? I dunno I'm no good reading between the lines. -cs™
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    Not at all, but he likes Noni as do I but I bet he'll brave members of the tribe of Trek to get a gander at her. -cs™
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    You'll be in line at the theater when it opens with your Spock ears and screaming "****!" whenever Winona's on screen! :tongue: ;) -cs™
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! That Mitchell and Webb Look - Villain's Lair TW&WL - SS Officers -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Awesome! She's playing Spock's momma in Star Trek XI. -cs™
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    Hey maleman, is that Winona 'Noni' Ryder in your sig? Definitely looks like her but I may be mistaken. -cs™
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    "My ****** took thalidomide and all I got was this lousy clubfoot." -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Damn! No you do not! -cs™
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Back To The Island - Ahmad Jamal -cs™
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Evil Henchmen - That Mitchell and Webb Look -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows hauling bodies dug up from the graveyard really builds up your muscles! Lack of assistants these days! -cs™
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    Movie Quotes

    Marge Gunderson: "So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and...
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    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    m12...schnookums :D -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    doc...never ever changes his avy unless it's Christmas or Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving or Shrove Tuesday Tax Day etc. But other than that he never changes it! ;) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...same here, cringe worthy sig non with standing. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Jo...Thank God! I thought it was just me! doc...he's here! -cs™
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    what is the male iquivelant of the "C" word?

    Truther (as in the 9/11 variety) Obama supporter Keith Olbermann -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Though I rarely have it on! :-/ -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...awesome. :) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    One small step for man one giant leap for mankind was made today! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11 It did happen biznitches, you who claims it was faked can kiss my ass! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...I've been bugging him for months to get MSN, but no he don't do it til the cutey Joanne asks it! Jo...wedding bells will be ringing for her and her significant other this December. I think unless there's been an unexpected development. :-/ -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    Intentionally blurry I resized it and it looked pixelated. Tis the limitations of PSP7... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Leggy...Otacon or Otakon tis a reference to all things anime and manga. Also the codename of a character from the Metal Gear Solid games because he is a fan of it. Jo...Ice! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 I like the style nice pic of Charlie Laine, funny I thought it was Cytherea at first and a nice sentiment below it. -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    No matter where you go there you are! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    doc...changes his sig soon I hope! :throwup::tongue: Honestly, just had breakfast and that greeted me good morning! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    "Oh and that's a bad miss!" -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Lovely work with a nice sentiment written below. -cs™
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    Jessi / Jesse / Jessie Summers

    Re: Jessi/Jesse/Jessie Summers Awesome, I love her eyes! -cs™
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    Ya still mad at me? :( -cs™
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    *trips doc as he runs out* -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Nina Mecedez Jesse Jane? or Jessica Jaymes? -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    So day two of this huh? Okay fine! -cs™
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    Movie Quotes

    "WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man." - Ricky Roma (Al Pacino) - Glen Garry Glen Ross -cs™
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    Helen Mirren

    Re: New images of Helen Mirren in a bikini... Oh she looks gorgeous. -cs™
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    Movie Quotes

    Ernie McCracken(Bill Murray): "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels." - Kingpin -cs™
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    Nicest COCK in porn?

    Julian If it's a guy/girl scene the dude better have the goods is what I say. -cs™
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    Alleged Avril Lavigne Sex Tape

    No face shots it could be anybody riding the donger there. I'm calling BS on this one. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Uhm Arti hannah's making a **** reference. She wants you to shoot smack with her. :D ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Barack Obama Quote Generator -cs™
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    Trouble in paradise. :( -cs™
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    I **** You Not NOT! one of the titles in my collection! For study! I'm still working on that doctorate, yeah that's it. -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Yep now face your defeat with dignity, don't make a scene! ;):D -cs™
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    Christina Aguleria...WTF???

    Must have been made of a super wetness resistant material! Saw not a single wet patch... -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Fraid not my man! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Nope and another joins the fray! -cs™
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