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  1. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    m12...I'll be there soon darling, keep it warm for me. Haha! -cs™
  2. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    m12...had me going to freetranslation to translate that word. ;) -cs™
  3. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...the shitty server can kiss his ass! -cs™
  4. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is smitten with Smitty a smidgen! LOL -cs™
  5. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...does too. Oh sorry! ...is smitten with Morrisey of The Smiths! -cs™
  6. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    9.98266355343424332423342424242654641564655464254654256/10 -cs™
  7. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...does too. -cs™
  8. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    5 x 5 D! -cs™
  9. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    As do I! ;) :D -cs™
  10. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...says the dude that's up at 3:37 in the morning! ;):D -cs™
  11. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Moi' -cs™
  12. Smittmaestro

    Pizza Poll

    I like both too, what I like the thin crust pizza I frequently buy is it's more square shaped. They slice it in squares, I usually get two slices and slap em together like pizza sandwich! Thick sliced, the more melted cheese the better, I bite into it and long stretchy tendrils of cheesiness...
  13. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Yerp. :D -cs™
  14. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Not yet...;) -cs™
  15. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Filecloud But D has yet to get a confirmation email after signing up. :( -cs™
  16. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    So foxy have you checked the new profile features? Like me winning this mofo one more time! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For the cheese try Swiss, you'll be pleasantly surprised. :) -cs™
  18. Smittmaestro

    Playmates / Pets - crossover to hardcore?

    What about Lanny Barby/ie? -cs™
  19. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    I bet it's currywurst! -cs™
  20. Smittmaestro

    Pizza Poll

    I like both but Deep dish is lovely! Extra cheese, mushrooms, pepperoni and Canadian bacon! -cs™
  21. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    10/10 Love it I have it saved! -cs™
  22. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    You honor me sir! I concede victory to you! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For the sauce use tomato paste. Tomato sauce is a bit watery it'll fubar your crust! -cs™
  24. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    You heard the man and you know the drill, assholes and elbows! -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9.5/10 Nice mammaries. Hey boobmanz is that the late Angela Devi in your sig? -cs™
  26. Smittmaestro

    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    Biggus Dickus -cs™
  27. Smittmaestro

    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    John Handcock -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

    If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

    Clay Midia -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ShieldOfHektor... The real deal or a troll? We report you decide. -cs™
  30. Smittmaestro

    Let's talk cream pies...

    I forgot all about Twinkies! That does qualify... -cs™
  31. Smittmaestro

    Can anyone identify this toy?

    Hey that's a dilithium crystal from Star Trek. Saw Scotty put one in the energy converter when the Klingon's were closing in on the Enterprise. -cs™
  32. Smittmaestro

    Let's talk cream pies...

    I've garnered a liking for Bismarks. -cs™
  33. Smittmaestro

    Let's talk cream pies...

    I don't know whether to dance with joy or slap Torre! I'll dance... -cs™
  34. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Who's your host D-rock? -cs™
  35. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    El Blanko D-man! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Oh my look who's popped in! We all win! -cs™
  37. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    A degree in solar energy...is that like a degree in me winning this mofo?! Oh yeah!!! -cs™
  38. Smittmaestro

    Aishwarya Rai vs Monica Bellucci

    Ash Mon's a skank whore... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Aaron -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I see maleman's got a burr in his saddle. -cs™
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    Word Association

    Christmas -cs™
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    Word Association

    girl -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Uhm no... Word of advice, don't try to eat 'em! I learned that the hard way. :throwup: -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...wil develop a revolutionary mammary support garment for those with massive ta-tas! -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    Why even bother wearing a bra. It's like trying to carry watermelons in a pair of panty hose at this point! -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows the King I mourn is Elvis...thankyaveramuch! -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...has informed me of the death of Richard The Lionheart, felled in battle! -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...his rep count is next year! -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Smitty to base, Bomb The Area! Block that heat! :D -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    I know honey. ;) -cs™
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