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Oh yeah, but his fat will pad him from any injury. ...slap Sean Penn upside the head? -cs™

Isla Fisher -cs™

I smell remake! -cs™

As of now my current displayed Posts: 1898 is the year my maternal grandfather was born! Sadly he died in 1982. Anyhoo... -cs™

Put some good movies on the list. You know like Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo and the sequel DB: European Gigolo or Norbert? Where is Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector? For me a tie betwixt Anchorman and Napoleon Dynamite. -cs™

I wonder if that's ever been a selling point for real estate agents? "This is a nice home. Also this is where they made Cum Dumpsters 15: Open Up And Say AAA!!! Here is where Nacho Vidal blew his load all over Carmella Bing. Funny story, some of it went in her nose and the rest of the da she...

...has the theme from The Golden Girls as his ringtone. :D;) -cs™

No way, ****** members that's another story! :lol: ...read and memorize every Danielle Steel romance novel? -cs™

Nope ...betray a friend? -cs™

...uh oh got whacked by the crappy server! ...should know I know more than the average joe but not "The Master" -cs™

No! ...have unprotected sex with someone with every venereal disease? -cs™

Arti...his sig reminds me of the end of the original cut of Blade Runner. Deckard and Rachael driving away from the urban squalor... fres...not going animated route on this latest sig...that an older one btw? I know the feeling. ;) -cs™

...is either up early or up late... -cs™

Hell no! ...lose a body part? -cs™

imperfect -cs™

Drove 40 miles for nothing! -cs™

I signed up! Whether you'll see me in there or not is another story! ;) Look for smittmaestro... -cs™

...has watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 perhaps... -cs™

...oh poopie! -cs™

...will get it right now. Alka-Seltzer Cold formula or the UK equivalent flavored water, orange preferably and a Goody's headache powder or the UK equivalent. -cs™

...might need one of my patented Alka-Seltzer Cold cocktails! -cs™

Xena -cs™

Dear God it looks like it's stretching the fabric! Those better be stitched up nice and tight. -cs™

Looks like TW's packing!:eek: I ain't talking a firearm! -cs™

HT Megan Fox -cs™

Yeah Monique's one of those teachers just out of college early/mid 20s. Cam Di NSG Lucy Liu -cs™

HT Brittany Murphy -cs™

HT and she can teach me anything anytime anywhere! Brittany Murphy -cs™

HT Lily Thai -cs™

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...likes Belgian asses *insert Jean-Claude Van Damme joke here* :D;) -cs™

Uh no thanks! Liquid Snake might do that but not I! -cs™

All glory is fleeting! -cs™

My legs/knees are ******* me! It's like somebody put em in a vice and are slowly turning the crank tighter and tighter! Sucked down a Goody's pain powder followed but 2 Tylenol Extra Strength! -cs™

Any woman that will take a check. -cs™

10/10 Nice shot of a nebula or I have a retinal hemorrhage! -cs™

...is a fan of Adrian Zmed, has every episode of TJ Hooker on DVD! Though he says because of Heather Locklear, riiiight! ;) -cs™

My point exactly! -cs™

It's all Greek to me, literally! -cs™

I have my reasons... -cs™

The name begins with a capital P and ends in 2. Don't tell anybody...:D -cs™

*adds another name* LOL I'm okay now... Until something else pisses me of, which ought to be a scant few minutes... 5 4 3 2 1 0!!!!!! -cs™

Clonaid -cs™

What the fuck?! I post and the whole goddamn forum stops! You're ******* me off! *adds names to **** list* -cs™

Oh I'm hunky dory! -cs™

Oh look I can't edit it 10 minutes are up! -cs™

The shitty *** of a whore server strikes again! Hey I got something it can lick! -cs™

Just A Reminder The Next Time You Stay In A Hotel -cs™

Just A Reminder The Next Time You Stay In A Hotel -cs™

Okay we got 2 hours from Arti our man in London town! -cs™