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  1. Smittmaestro

    For a Million Dollars would you...

    Oh yeah, but his fat will pad him from any injury. ...slap Sean Penn upside the head? -cs™
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    Isla Fisher -cs™
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    I smell remake! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    As of now my current displayed Posts: 1898 is the year my maternal grandfather was born! Sadly he died in 1982. Anyhoo... -cs™
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    Put some good movies on the list. You know like Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo and the sequel DB: European Gigolo or Norbert? Where is Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector? For me a tie betwixt Anchorman and Napoleon Dynamite. -cs™
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    Which porn co shoots in the best houses and locations?

    I wonder if that's ever been a selling point for real estate agents? "This is a nice home. Also this is where they made Cum Dumpsters 15: Open Up And Say AAA!!! Here is where Nacho Vidal blew his load all over Carmella Bing. Funny story, some of it went in her nose and the rest of the da she...
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has the theme from The Golden Girls as his ringtone. :D;) -cs™
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    For a Million Dollars would you...

    No way, ****** members that's another story! :lol: ...read and memorize every Danielle Steel romance novel? -cs™
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    For a Million Dollars would you...

    Nope ...betray a friend? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...uh oh got whacked by the crappy server! ...should know I know more than the average joe but not "The Master" -cs™
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    For a Million Dollars would you...

    No! ...have unprotected sex with someone with every venereal disease? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...his sig reminds me of the end of the original cut of Blade Runner. Deckard and Rachael driving away from the urban squalor... fres...not going animated route on this latest sig...that an older one btw? I know the feeling. ;) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is either up early or up late... -cs™
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    For a Million Dollars would you...

    Hell no! ...lose a body part? -cs™
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    Define yourself in one word

    imperfect -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Drove 40 miles for nothing! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I signed up! Whether you'll see me in there or not is another story! ;) Look for smittmaestro... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 perhaps... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...oh poopie! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...will get it right now. Alka-Seltzer Cold formula or the UK equivalent flavored water, orange preferably and a Goody's headache powder or the UK equivalent. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...might need one of my patented Alka-Seltzer Cold cocktails! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Xena -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dear God it looks like it's stretching the fabric! Those better be stitched up nice and tight. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Looks like TW's packing!:eek: I ain't talking a firearm! -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    HT Megan Fox -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    Yeah Monique's one of those teachers just out of college early/mid 20s. Cam Di NSG Lucy Liu -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    HT Brittany Murphy -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    HT and she can teach me anything anytime anywhere! Brittany Murphy -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    HT Lily Thai -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...likes Belgian asses *insert Jean-Claude Van Damme joke here* :D;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Uh no thanks! Liquid Snake might do that but not I! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    All glory is fleeting! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    My legs/knees are ******* me! It's like somebody put em in a vice and are slowly turning the crank tighter and tighter! Sucked down a Goody's pain powder followed but 2 Tylenol Extra Strength! -cs™
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    What kind of women do you prefer?

    Any woman that will take a check. -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Nice shot of a nebula or I have a retinal hemorrhage! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a fan of Adrian Zmed, has every episode of TJ Hooker on DVD! Though he says because of Heather Locklear, riiiight! ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    My point exactly! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    It's all Greek to me, literally! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I have my reasons... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The name begins with a capital P and ends in 2. Don't tell anybody...:D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    *adds another name* LOL I'm okay now... Until something else pisses me of, which ought to be a scant few minutes... 5 4 3 2 1 0!!!!!! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Clonaid -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    What the fuck?! I post and the whole goddamn forum stops! You're ******* me off! *adds names to **** list* -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh I'm hunky dory! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh look I can't edit it 10 minutes are up! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The shitty *** of a whore server strikes again! Hey I got something it can lick! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Just A Reminder The Next Time You Stay In A Hotel -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Just A Reminder The Next Time You Stay In A Hotel -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Okay we got 2 hours from Arti our man in London town! -cs™
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