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  1. Smittmaestro

    Christina Aguleria...WTF???

    Well bennihanna posted that nice screencap and fresno posted her appearance on Ellen. Worthwhile I think... -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    "Oh and that's a bad miss!" -cs™
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    b@sje - Nope and welcome to the offbeat shenanigans. -cs™
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    What are you ******** right now?

    As long as it's not a donkey punch! :eek: -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Or pop a Zanax! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    obtuse - difficult to comprehend -cs™
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    Boy and I thought Apex was obtuse. I'm thinking dialogue from a movie. -cs™
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    What are you ******** right now?

    Hey I drank that for the first time today. Not bad, but ya had one energy ***** you pretty much have an idea what any will taste like. Diet **** -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Flying banthas never *****. -cs™
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    The task ahead of you is never as great as the Power within you. Got that off a pizza box! -cs™
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    Hot Babes over 50 - The Poll - Heat #2

    I wondered what the Hot Babes over 50 query thread might be about. Now I see the result. I've voted in all heats so far so I'm cool. -cs™
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    Hot Babes over 50 - The Poll - Heat #2

    Sonuvawhore servers! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    *whispers to Artimus* High maintenance...:D;) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...if confusion were a sausage casing I'd fill him with my meat! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    The sonuvawhore server strikes again! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Oh someone's leafing through their copy of The Annotated Shakespaere -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Oh someone's leafing through their copy of The Annotated Shakespaere -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Enjoy your song whilst I win this motherfucker once again! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...if wit were plaster of paris I'd sit and wait for him to get hard! -cs™
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    Christina Aguleria...WTF???

    Mmm ******'s milk! *slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp* -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    It's for study! You know I'm writing my doctorate on the properties and cultural impact of ***** matter. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    You said I didn't... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    He can watch German **** porn in high def now! See every kernel of corn! :rolleyes: -cs™
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    Awesome! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...if intelligence were a pot of boiling water I'd sick my big wiener in him. :D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Myself, I live in The Where Nothing Interesting Happens or it may be The T-Zone. It's an open area that leads to two hedgerows a small dip in the road a steep hill a cave with 2 entrances another dip a bumpy pothole and another dip and a hill. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Why ya up so late Arti? It's like you're in a differnt time zone or sumpin. :rolleyes: -cs™
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    Christina Aguleria...WTF???

    Those are God and baby enhanced not silicone my man. Damn she looked gorgeous, women who are pregnant and/or after new babies have this wondrous glow about them that's just beautiful. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...looks good in short shorts! ;):D -cs™
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    Word Association

    gunslingingbird :D No no no...abnormal -cs™
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    Can you imagine having THIS on your walls? I can!

    I might if it were Super Mario Bros. 3 or Kirby's Adventure... -cs™
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    Word Association

    fruitful -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    All glory is fleeting! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Twin (Try the cherry pie!) -cs™
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    Word Association

    cap -cs™
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    Movie Quotes

    Spock: "Jim, you are my commanding officer, you are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours." - Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan -cs™
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    Fuck her with cum on her face - part 2 (Girls fucking/getting fucked with a facial)

    Re: Fuck her with cum on her face - part 3 (Girls fucking/getting fucked with a facia http://www.eskimotube.com/48214-Patricia-Petite-Cum-Soaked-Teens.html -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    ...tried to declare yourself the winner but I said no no no! -AW™
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    Movie Quotes

    Joey DePalma (Anthony Franciosa): "I got news that will move you and shake you. I'm president of Lonesome Rhodes Enterprises. I own 51% of the voting stock. You're in bed with me, Larry, in bed!" - A Face In The Crowd -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    It ain't an elk on the tundra but it's pretty nice! ;):D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    But you suck in the best way baby! ;) :D -cs™
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    I've heard both! I've heard also "does mouse **** roll?" but I don't know it that is genuine or it was made up for a Red Dwarf episode? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    1. Basically it's cry all you want because I don't care no matter what. 2. To die; you're dead; you're in the dirt as worm food. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    If a lesbian has sex with a man she ain't a lesbian, yes? I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. That's maleman's body btw! :D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh fuck it is! *puts on the donkey ears* Cuz I'm an ass! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=224397 ^Ladies and gentleman short bus special thread of the day! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Better to eat Trix than turn em you know! Damn I made a wallpaper fo her a long time ago now I lost track of it! Born Tera Patrick, true story. -cs™
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    Movie Quotes

    Josh: "You gonna write us a happy ending Heather?" - The Blair Witch Project -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hey how's trix LL? I'm digging that Carmen sig baby! -cs™
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    Word Association

    GODFUCKINDAMMITSONSOFAWHORESHITSERVERS! -cs™
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