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No girl will take him seriously until he stops tying his pony tails with purple bands.

If I were that guy I bet I'd accidentally drop her all the time...

I get the business done in 5, if I'm any longer it's for pleasure. Like on a cold Winter night I gradually crank up the heat as I get used to it until it's almost scalding and I come out bright red, but I'm warm and toasty. I can't understand people who can ***** without showering, occasionally...

Long time Peach fan here.

I read it, so therefore no. There's plenty more boring here, particularly any of the thousands that go along the lines of "who do you wanna fuck?"

I really don't think we can assume that ******** and driving was a factor here. How many of you have purchased ******* and then driven home with it in your car? Oooooh, you all must be DUIing! When I was a *** I always drove to parties so that I'd have a back seat to ***** in. As for the ******...

I'm an avid ass licker, nothing like the feeling of burying your face between 2 firm round cheeks and running your tongue up and down the crevice. Same goes with the vagina, but then I could tongue bath a woman for hours and hours and cover every inch of her quite happily. One of my favorite...

I'm the head of maintenance at a resort in Wisconsin. In my spare time I'm at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee studying computer science with a ***** in electrical engineering.

I have what Australians call a "dingo's breakfast," - a **** and a look around.

2 funny reactions- the calm yet slightly amused guy in the black shirt near the top, and the terrified expression on the black *** far left.

Nice find!

I just accidentally watched Babel, what a piece of **** that was.

Nuff said.

You should wait till they are walking together and then spring from some bushes and hit him with a 2x4, then kick him a bunch of times. Nothing makes a girl hotter than seeing you beat up her boyfriend!

HA! If she's breastfeeding and lets you anywhere near her nipples, you'll be the first guy in history.

I don't give a ****, I'm all for cloning. I'm for any scientific advancement we can possibly make.

I use dvd shrink, it's easy, simple and reliable, but it still needs burning software, such as nero. DVD shrink just does the encoding.

Half-life (all episodes-PC) Emperor-Battle for Dune (PC) Carmageddon 2 (PC) Unreal Tournament (PC) Operation Flashpoint (PC)

I've done it a couple of times in Lake Michigan here in Wisconsin. The initial psych up takes balls, but once they drop the rope it's all over pretty quick, last year me and my ******* in law triple dipped, to prove that we really are stupid.

Irregardless is a stupid word, it should be something like "regardful," or "regardfully." On that note, why isn't pointful a word? Something can be pointless, but not pointful? I think I could come up with a way more pointful list of dumb words and phrases than LSSU.

I did, but I'm married so I don't know if it counts?

Well, it is what it is...

The coolest thing that they ever did in Australian bars was to install coin-op breathalyzers. Hours of fun trying to see who could blow the highest!

I can't think of any examples where I have seen anybody ****** and had no idea why.

It's not a real person, you should block it. Unlikely a hacker, very likely a spammer.

That is a nice looking mustang though.

Sadly, Mandi hasn't put out any new work in quite some time, but a few of her galleries can still be found here at Freeones. It's a shame, she's one of my all time favorites.

Zapp Brannigan, hands down. If you don't know, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpnkrHkjduo

I love to see a girl swallow, both on screen and on her knees in front of me. Spitting is a definite turn-off.

I'll bet that corporate is working real hard to get to the bottom of it. I stopped shopping at Wal-Mart some time ago and have been coping just fine. My wife doesn't believe we can afford it, but I'm working to convince her.

I've been on gmail for a couple of years and like most of it, but it pisses me right off that you STILL can't add contacts from your address book into the address box of a mail you're composing. Any simple mail program should include that feature. Why doesn't Mozilla offer a mail service???

His own sense of self-satisfaction.

Aliens versus Predator - Requiem. Was good because a lot of people got their **** ruined and some cool predator moves, but was seriously deficient in number of predators.

You'd be screwing yourself out of a crapload of return on that money over all those years.

My wife has a few vibrators, occasionally she will use one on herself while I'm in the back door. She seems to enjoy it!

I voted yes, but for myself and my ****** only. Gas prices will never go down, as long as everybody keeps eating up the media hype.

Seems to me that the first thing she needs to work out is whether she truly 100% wants to save the relationship. Ask her that, but don't accept whatever she just blurts out right away, let her think on it. Once you have an honest answer to that question, the rest will be easy.

William Wallace 88% Maximus 79% Batman, the Dark Knight 79% Indiana Jones 79% Lara Croft 79% James Bond, Agent 007 71% Neo, the "One" 67% The Terminator 67% El Zorro 63% Captain Jack Sparrow 50% The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

I think she got a job on www.flexiblegirlsgoldenshowers.com (That's not an actual link, btw)

Haha it's so true. If I feel the tide rising too early I try to think about work or bills or something like that. If you need to think about somebody else to help things along then maybe you're with the wrong girl.

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Over, definitely over.

The lesser known hot chick from Unreal 2: Couldn't find a good shot of her back end, although I assure you she does have one, it's just hard to catch as she turns to face you for most of the game, but there are times when she's busy and you can catch a look.

Of course, if you couldn't watch Lara's ass wiggling around the whole time, nobody would ever play tomb raider, I played one of them once for 5 minutes and it was garbage.

and yet somehow, so right.

Hahaha @ "france's golden girl." She probably weighs 300 pounds now and sits in her house eating candy and watching old gymnastics tapes.

Holy ****, if that thing got to scratching it'd take out a whole sofa set.

Aliens versus Predator - Requiem.

Don't mean to ruin everybody's superiority complex but it's not stupid if the risk is known and calculated and steps are taken to minimize it. I've been on jobs that have required similar acts, you just have to remember where you are and the consequences of your actions. If that guy drops his...

I used to have a pet bird eating spider back in Australia, it was about the size of my hand and ate mice. That was a cool pet, just not very cuddly.

Wow, I'll miss that guy!