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    Has anyone ever Hichhiked a ride?

    I did it once when I was a dumbass *** and needed to get home from a party that was way out of town, but only 15 miles or so. I've picked up hitch hikers on occasion in Australia where it's legal and common, but it really depends on whether I feel like some company on the road or not.
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    pics or vids?

    Solo - pics Fucking - vids Personally all I really look at are solo picture sets. Pics and vids of fucking are all the same if you've seen enough, but I can still sit and stare at pics of hot naked chicks for hours.
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    never too old

    Teeheehee, very nice.
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    Buying Tampons

    Note to all you single guys out there: I knew a guy who carried some in his pocket, just for the girls he worked with. He got tons of action for "being sweet and thoughtful" and he always knew which girls to leave alone!
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    Concerts / Live Music

    Greatest band I've ever seen live was Machine Head-twice, those guys rule. I've also seen: Pantera Slayer Korn Fear Factory Tool System of a down Static x
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    Humans ***** Earth into New Geologic Epoc

    I think the ultimate irony will be when we come up with a way to irreversibly alter the natural weather cycle in an attempt to save ourselves from an imaginary problem and completely fuck ourselves in the process.
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    Buying Tampons

    I've done it, no probs, but for the ladies - give your guy some direction, not just "go get some." The options are far too broad and varied. I scored points on my first outing by buying the super ones because I told her "I figured you're a super girl!"
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    Would you fuck a girl together with other guys?

    I don't think I would, but if I did, I'd have to agree with Artimus that it'd be better if you never saw the other guys again.
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    I don't understand blowjobs

    I like seeing a chick who enjoys doing it, and like many I'm way turned off by spitting, gagging, tears in eyes etc, but I do find that a lot of scenes carry it on for too long. Then again, I never really watch more than a few seconds of anything before skipping on(I'm more of a stills guy than...
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    Fuck Vanessa Videl?

    To quote an ancient proverb, "The one you knock back is the one you don't get."
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    Do's and don'ts with babies

    My wife received that book last year before we had our girl, it taught me everything I know about parenting!
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    A farmer lives in a castle hidden by hay

    Wow, he really didn't do a half assed job or anything either, that place looks awesome. It'd be a huge shame to trash it.
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    An optimist and his marriage contract

    Just read the link, it's well worth it. Enough said: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
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    School ?

    I have never been so eager to learn in all my life.
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    hard at work

    Or that building has a creative maintenance man. Wait a minute! I'm a maintenance man! Mwahahaha!
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    Truth in advertising

    Hey, at least they got the bun, meat and cheese lined up straight. Even that's a rare treat.
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    Are YOU a man or are You a woman ?

    I like guns and car chases and I know stuff about tanks. I also believe that shoes are for getting in between my feet and sharp things on the ground, and that a haircut is supposed to make your hair noticeably shorter.
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    Heath Ledger Dead?!

    What a fucking loser. The guy had it made, then goes and fucks himself by being a big fucking idiot and leaves a 2 year old ********. I used to like him, but if it was indeed ***** or suicide then he was just a piece of ****.
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    Haulass

    I keep telling the wife I need to trade my jeep for a truck!
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    If you haven't checked out the Ancilla Tilia set on the front page yet, I urge you to do so now. She's new to me and MEGA hot. http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Ancilla_Tilia_002/
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    Shitty Christmas

    I can't help but wonder, if you see your dog shitting on your living room carpet, is your first response to go for the camera? Anyone?
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    Fight!

    That was pretty funny, but also kinda depraved and sad. Has American society really sunk that low?
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    Elly Vaine lives in my area.

    Fake? How can it be fake? It's on the internet! Jana Cova lives right near me, and rumor has it, she's really horny and desperate for MY cock!
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    16-year old Aussie party boy

    I'm with Dave, when soccer fans riot, does everyone expect the teams to apologize? The guy threw a party, **** happened that was well beyond his control and now everyone wants him to bend over and cop it? I wouldn't be sorry either.
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    When did you join? Why? What was your reasoning?

    Wow, did you just get kicked out of some bar for hugging people and spilling "I love you man"s all over the place? My story is simple, I joined for an ID, and stayed for the worthy conversation.
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    Would you like a shot

    That could well be enough to knock me off the wagon.
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    sweet new movie coming out

    Looks like a movie for intelligent people.
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    Hot Babes In Extremely Tight Spandex!

    I like hot chicks, spandex has no effect on that.
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    Question

    There are "parent" forums and "*****" forums, just another way of saying "primary" and "secondary."
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    How do you initiate sex?

    3 simple words, "you awake honey?"
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    Freeones member's taste in women

    Agreed, skin depth is all we get here, well, except for those speculum cameras, but that's a matter for another thread....
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    I will be your friend...

    It should add "as long as it's not anything of mine."
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    German experts crack Mona Lisa smile

    I don't understand why anyone cares? Maybe I'm missing something, but it's not that great of a painting IMO.
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    2008 Detroit Auto Show

    I like the Lexus, very badassed. As for: I can't even think of any cars that are made in China?
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    Freeones member's taste in women

    This thread IS kinda pointless. Some people love girls who I find downright horrendous. It's fine to think these things, but it really irritates me when I see someone bashing certain models or others' taste in them, as LL said, especially when some of them are members here. Think what you like...
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    the trans-dermal id chip is here

    Bring it on, I say. I agree with a lot of what Senob said. This thing could replace cash, credit cards, drivers licenses, perhaps even your entire wallet, and one day maybe even cell phones. Does anybody out there really think that they have privacy now?
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    U.S. scientists create beating hearts in lab

    :Rant I've already made several times about churches and hippies holding up the advancement of science and betterment of mankind as a whole: Let 'em clone, let 'em take stem cells, you'll never hear any bitching from the people whose lives are saved or improved.
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    What do you do when you feel blue?

    I really never feel that way since I met my wife, but when I did, a nice long aimless drive always helped clear my head.
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    Kiwi mouse

    Mmmmm tasty, but hard to catch!
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    Civil war hunters

    And let the enemy capture it??? Use your head Cartman!
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    Weapons permit

    I'm surprised they allowed a photo with a hat on, normally they don't except for religious purposes.
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    Just a warning

    Haha that's hilarious, in a nauseating kinda way. The second link didn't get me anywhere.
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    Stuck in traffic

    Any time I see something like that I can't help but wonder where you find a girl who'll just open up and let you fuck her on the ground in public.
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    Future Technology

    Cool site, I especially like the line "non-lethal and less lethal weapons of the future." Exactly how is one lethal weapon less lethal than another?
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    Best retarded/action movie

    It was.
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    hillary clinton face fuck

    I wish I knew where to find one of those cool "this thread sucks" pictures.
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    Fishing buddy

    Haha, to hell with the fishing puns!
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    Best retarded/action movie

    Last man standing is a good one, Bruce doesn't need a plot to **** everyone with a ciggy in his mouth and half *****, it's what he was born to do. I just picked up Shoot 'em up and I'm kinda hoping it'll be enjoyable in a sin city kind of way.
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    City, Rural or out in the Boonies ?

    I'm kinda suburban, but always loved the boonies. Don't wanna be hours from conveniences, but would love to have a buffer of a hundred acres or so.
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    How does it feel to be pervert?

    I am perverted as hell, to the point where I'll drive around the block another time or walk down supermarket aisles I have no business being in just to get another glimpse of a hot chick.
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