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I agree Fox, American girls have a level of self-maintenance that is hard to find anywhere else.

I would ask them to introduce me to some of their colleagues!

Sorry, I just can't accept the accent thing. I would rather ANYTHING other than an American accent, it's just so abrasive and boorish. And I agree about the toilet paper - to those who don't know, it's because American toilets get clogged if you even look at them sideways, therefore they can't...

I can't stand cats, but I like seeing the weird **** they do. Some pretty funny pics there.

An Asian girl driving a ferrari? That's pretty scary.

OK, I'm off to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick now.

Wow, someone really put in a lot of effort to look really gay!

Oh, that was good stuff. What a great site, thanks Legzman!

Hey now, just back off a bit. NOBODY criticizes Arnie!:violent::ak47:

I really think that everyone should just buy their own gifts. The world would be a much happier place at Christmas.

In what way is she nude or masturbating?

Quite pointful Chef, also, can you imagine how formidable a weapon a girl footballer would be? NOBODY would tackle her.

I have to agree Fox, I was amazed when I first arrived here by how one-sided the media is, it's like the entire country is wearing blinkers. And as for your last statement, agree again, so many Americans think that once you set foot outside this country you are in either a lawless militia...

My home will always be Australia, but I do love America, having lived here a couple of years now. Home has some advantages over the USA, and vice versa, but I can honestly say I don't know of any other countries I'd like to live in.

The burning vehicle/bomb/other explosive thing that waits till the hero is JUST out of range before it blows up. 6 shot revolvers that fire several hundred shots. Usually in dodgy horror movies - the baddie effortlessly wipes out any well-armed and able-bodied man in the area, yet perpetually...

That in itself is a fair enough statement, but it's a fact that women's legs protrude from the pelvis at a different angle (to allow for childbirth), thus giving them a biological disadvantage when it comes to running. If a woman wants to run with men, I say fine, but I have seen transsexuals...

Chicks using urinals is so unattractive.

The bit on the right is the fillet.

I don't wanna sound pussy-whipped or any other un-macho thing, but I really think that both sexes clearly have their strengths and weaknesses. Therefore I don't believe that women can do anything that men can do, or vice versa, we each have our own set of skills to contribute, anyone in a...

I'm a smoker and I ended up with a life expectancy of 84. I like that test!

The picture is called "porterhouse" but it's clearly a T-bone?

I can go weeks, as long as I don't get overstimulated by events in my life. Sometimes I just see something that inspires me and I need to wank on it.

You could try right-clicking on it and selecting "run" or go through the whole deal again from the site and instead of downloading it just running it from their server, but honestly, if there is any spyware on your machine, it was probably put there by that thing. You are only downloading and...

Lesbianism is easy to understand because the female form is a beautiful thing, it's soft and smooth and curvy and all that stuff that girls naturally like. The male body, on the other hand, is an ugly piece of machinery. Sometimes I'm surprised that any of us get laid.

I suspect that the guy had a hand in the casting, but agreed, I know of some absolutely gorgeous girls, who are also great people, who are with some fat losers, and I mean real losers. Except that they got the great girl, of course...

What the hell did we do to deserve that?

I have to say that I've done most of my masturbation to girls I know in real life, I just look at porn cause I like it, and I mostly just look at solo posing sets.

My best friend since I was old enough to have a best friend ****** himself when we were 19. We hadn't seen each other in a couple of years, my ****** had moved previous. One time I had a few days off work and was thinking of driving down to see him, but things happened and instead I went north...

I suspect tit may be an evolution of teat? Perhaps a pussy is so named because if you stroke it she purrs? Maximum points = reverse tit-fuck bum-growl which is kinda self explanatory...

Erica, without a doubt. I used to be a huge Aria fan, but after a while just got bored of looking at her, plus she has a tendency to be a little meaty around the hips in a not very cool way, in some sets looking like a downright barge-ass. Erica has never looked anything less than stunning.

Flame. Flame everybody, they love it here and you will get many points very quickly.

Re: Mariah Carey pics It has long been a ***** of mine that Mariah's voicebox would fall out and she would be ****** into the porn industry to get by. Fingers crossed...

I loved that guy, but could never figure out why he had the LONGEST *** of any of the G.I.Joes.

Hmm, a poll to identify a girl. How odd.

Pffffft. I've got 6 of em in my garage. :tongue:

Pffft, why pay a fortune for Paris Hilton's fragrance when you can go and smell a 50 cent whore for free?

I thought it was common knowledge. **** of a job. That see also site is a good one Roughneck, I've read it before.

Re: Next Door Nikki I think if we ever had a chance of getting Nikki naked, it died when her *** cried his first cry. I would not be surprised (disappointed, but not surprised) if she gets even tamer now, and eventually fades out completely, even if only to continue her site with content based...

The worst thing to do in a situation like that is nothing. Banks don't want to foreclose on houses, in fact it's the last thing they want, but people get in trouble and avoid any contact with their bank. If that woman were to go and talk to her bank manager, she would be amazed at how far they...

You've obviously never met a maori woman!

I object to them applying the term "down under" to New Zealand.

That's a good idea, it'll also make you last longer, at least it does for me. Also, you don't wanna give her a cream pie early on, unless you don't mind eating your own. And keep a tube of grease handy, things can get dry after a couple of hours. Another good time chewer is to ask to see her get...

I did give ***** regularly, but haven't gotten around to organizing it since moving to the USA. I'm registered to donate everything if I die.

What's the worst that could happen? They **** you? Congrats roccstar on putting a whole new spin on the tired old "who's pussy would you like to lick" theme.

Maybe you could write her a letter. She may hang up the phone on you, but in privacy, curiosity will get the better of her and she'll read it. If she still loves you then the marriage can be saved, ask if she's willing to try marriage counseling during your separation. After how ever many years...

I'll put my rep points on e-bay and then send you a link if you'd like? I think a buy it now price of $10k a point is fair...

Incident 1) In this day and age, there's really no telling what will offend people in the workplace, so I have taken it upon myself to compile a list of topics about which you may converse with co-workers of the opposite sex without fear of persecution: 1-The weather. This is a safe topic if...

Can't Bruce Willis just blow it up for us?

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I am shocked and disgusted by the number of people who want to fuck that worthless train wreck Paris Hilton. **** UP PEOPLE, SHE'S FUCKING UGLY. I chose Arnold, just to say thanks for all the awesome flicks, and I've always wondered, if I shook his hand holding a lump of coal, would it become a...