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I did it once, I really prefer when a girl does it herself.

If that's a joke it's very funny, if not I'm sending some guys to help you. I've been on firefox for over 3 years now and have never used IE in all that time. Although I have heard that opera is pretty good, I've had no inclination to try it as firefox is so damn good. Gotta love Mozilla.

I was also thinking of a vernier caliper, but then, perhaps a volume measurement might be more accurate?

It's not necessarily about saying you found the one and only perfect woman. It's about finding someone you're happy enough with to commit to. I know full well that there have been girls in my past I could have happily spent my life with other than my wife, and have met such girls since marrying...

Did anyone notice the size of the clit? She could almost be the man! (No, I don't find it attractive)

Was new to me. That there little feller's got talent.

It's way too easy to get divorced nowadays. Just fill out some forms and it's done. Back in the day, society frowned upon divorce, and people worked together, made compromises, and with a little effort made their marriage work. I get pissed off when I see what a sham hollywood has made out of...

I picked up a chick once in a strip club who was there because she was a friend of a stripper. We went back to the stripper's place, I kept hoping the stripper would come home and it'd be just like in the movies, but I guess I'm just not that lucky.

Sadly, they are some of the porn star.

Actually, back in the old days pet shops in Australia used to sell baby crocs, but the gov stopped it as once they got too big too many people were letting them go in rivers and lakes where people swim.

Crocs in the wild don't move too much for 2 reasons. 1-they are very territorial and may only control a very small stretch of river. 2-they don't really need to, because the more they move the more they need to eat, so they basically just eat and sit. They are pretty agile when the situation...

Re: Iga A from Met art She makes me feel funny....down there....

Holy rackamole!

Jim Carrey was in earth girls are easy? (I also got it right away, so don't stress). And yes, Cameron Diaz has never since been as hot as she was in the mask. And now, back to the germs....

P.S The Australian government spends 6% of it's budget on healthcare, and EVERYONE is covered for everything, even some non-essential stuff. According to what I've read, the US gov spends about 15% of it's budget on healthcare and all we get here is the spiky end of the pineapple.

I was just talking to my wife about this and I'm glad Bush is vetoing this bill. The way it was written required that every *** would be under the gov healthcare, regardless of their insurance status, which would mean my 12 week old ********, who has very good insurance at the moment, would have...

Saw

I love it, hope he keeps it up, it entertains me. Have you ever been in a swimming pool you HAVEN'T peed in?

That's a nice looking house!

As far as I know, porn had little or nothing to do with the beta/VHS format war. The most decisive factors were price and availability of the machines, and most importantly, recording length. Beta could originally only record for an hour, while VHS was good for 2 or 3, and even when they...

Sorry to be so late in the thread, but I just looked at the first post, and whoever said "R&B is the new heavy metal" should be dragged out into the street and shot and left in the gutter as a warning to anybody else this stupid.

Ouch Tunsty! Right in my feeling....

Re: Next Door Nikki WTF? Everyone involved with Nikki has to have made money, so why is every single shoot in what appears to be a college student share-house? And why-o-why is she always posing on that damn bed made of 2x4s? Come on guys, let's all pitch in and buy Nikki a bed and some furniture!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

Agreed slik, before net, the industry's customer base was restricted to guys who had the balls to walk into a porn shop and buy the stuff, now every middle aged guy with a credit card can have it discreetly piped into his home or office. Internet bad for porn? What are you nuts? P.S Also, look...

I rarely swear, because I think constant swearing makes a person sound unintelligent and disrespectful, the result is that when I do swear, people stand back and take notice. My wife swears a lot, I wish she wouldn't, but her whole ****** does, so she was brought up on it. I'm slowly weaning her...

I would think that too Darkwarrior, but I guess they're both committed to something new perhaps? Whatever their problem, it's a hilarious story!

Often I have to think really hard about work or school just to get RID of an erection.

I'm a big believer in mind over matter myself, and as a result have never in my life taken any kind of pain killers. I'm kind of saving them up in case I really need them one day-don't wanna have a built up resistance!

Lady Love is right, if every guy was capable, there wouldn't be a man alive who hadn't.

I used to have a girlfriend who gave me head daily, not always to the finish, but when she did she would swallow. That was nice. My wife lets me cum in her mouth, but she spits, which is not as pretty.

I would LOVE to work on such a building. I used to be in high rise construction and it rocks being up there away from the noise a bustle of the world, especially when site allowance is calculated by the number of floors! :thumbsup: I've heard that the main thing holding buildings back from...

I think the original statement is just wrong. Newer cars get way more miles than the older ones, those older cars need complete engine rebuilds after 60k miles. With new car rustproofing the bodies last a lot longer with a little care, it's just that the older ones are so thick that half of the...

I mean honestly, where the fuck do these kind of clubs exist, and how the hell do you get in?????? Grrrrrrrrrrr (sorry for the 2 posts)

Those guys make me sick with jealousy!

I think on average, people back home (Australia) work a lot harder than they do here in the USA. Just about everyone I know here has 2 days off every week, almost unheard of in OZ.

******** Corpse had a song called "I cum *****" from the album "Hammer Smashed Face." A fine album.

I work around 70 hours a week, attend college 3/4 time, my wife owns a coffee shop that's about a year old, and we have a 10 week old ********. We are pretty busy, and when our ******** was 3 weeks old and my wife spent 10 days in hospital for a ruptured appendix I nearly broke. I can fall...

That's a damn good question!

That's funny, just moments ago on my regular porn route I came across a Sylvia set and thought to myself, "either she's really lucky, or works really hard because no matter how many years she has under her belt she remains one of the greatest looking asses on show."

Umm, I counted 2 girls and 5 dicks. There's 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't...

Yes.

I dunno, I kinda miss the days when rap a joke and everybody knew it, now people are taking it seriously and it makes me sad. The whole hip hop, r'n'b, rap type genre fills me with murderous rage. I'm kinda getting sick of the term "nu-metal" being thrown around at every new band that comes in...

I keep my nails trimmed and teeth clean. My wife cuts my hair and shaves me (part of a deal-she makes me wear a goatie, she has to style it, cause I don't half-shave). As for sweat, the sweatier and dirtier I am when I get home, the more she likes it, after a 12 hour day in summer I have to peel...

If a woman is ******, it means she wants sex.

Exotica

My new/current fave: Exotica - http://www.freeones.com/html/e_links/Exotica/ A classic fave: Mandi Rose(unfortunately way less there now than there used to be) - http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Mandi_Rose_Fanelli/

Yay Roots, ****** fucking album. ATM I think anything Machine Head as for me they are THE best metal band *currently still performing together*.

Not really one I look out for, she just doesn't grab me.

I'm working on it too. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=156403