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    Shaved my girlfriend today

    I did it once, I really prefer when a girl does it herself.
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    Mozilla FireFox - just switched over to

    If that's a joke it's very funny, if not I'm sending some guys to help you. I've been on firefox for over 3 years now and have never used IE in all that time. Although I have heard that opera is pretty good, I've had no inclination to try it as firefox is so damn good. Gotta love Mozilla.
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    Teen with the tightest pussy

    I was also thinking of a vernier caliper, but then, perhaps a volume measurement might be more accurate?
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    Marriage a worthless institution ?

    It's not necessarily about saying you found the one and only perfect woman. It's about finding someone you're happy enough with to commit to. I know full well that there have been girls in my past I could have happily spent my life with other than my wife, and have met such girls since marrying...
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    Anyone think this is attractive?

    Did anyone notice the size of the clit? She could almost be the man! (No, I don't find it attractive)
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    Meet New Micheal Jackson

    Was new to me. That there little feller's got talent.
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    Marriage a worthless institution ?

    It's way too easy to get divorced nowadays. Just fill out some forms and it's done. Back in the day, society frowned upon divorce, and people worked together, made compromises, and with a little effort made their marriage work. I get pissed off when I see what a sham hollywood has made out of...
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    Has anyone fucked a stripper???

    I picked up a chick once in a strip club who was there because she was a friend of a stripper. We went back to the stripper's place, I kept hoping the stripper would come home and it'd be just like in the movies, but I guess I'm just not that lucky.
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    Q: Girls in the public willing to be fucked?

    Sadly, they are some of the porn star.
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    Crocs Found to Swim Up to 24 Miles Daily

    Actually, back in the old days pet shops in Australia used to sell baby crocs, but the gov stopped it as once they got too big too many people were letting them go in rivers and lakes where people swim.
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    Crocs Found to Swim Up to 24 Miles Daily

    Crocs in the wild don't move too much for 2 reasons. 1-they are very territorial and may only control a very small stretch of river. 2-they don't really need to, because the more they move the more they need to eat, so they basically just eat and sit. They are pretty agile when the situation...
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    Iga Wyrwal - AKA: Eva, Eva Wyrwal, Eve, Iga, Iga A, Iga Wywral, Iva

    Re: Iga A from Met art She makes me feel funny....down there....
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    Please help ID - Beautiful blonde

    Holy rackamole!
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    Germs taken to space come back deadlier

    Jim Carrey was in earth girls are easy? (I also got it right away, so don't stress). And yes, Cameron Diaz has never since been as hot as she was in the mask. And now, back to the germs....
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    Bush: ****' Health Care Will Get Vetoed

    P.S The Australian government spends 6% of it's budget on healthcare, and EVERYONE is covered for everything, even some non-essential stuff. According to what I've read, the US gov spends about 15% of it's budget on healthcare and all we get here is the spiky end of the pineapple.
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    Bush: ****' Health Care Will Get Vetoed

    I was just talking to my wife about this and I'm glad Bush is vetoing this bill. The way it was written required that every *** would be under the gov healthcare, regardless of their insurance status, which would mean my 12 week old ********, who has very good insurance at the moment, would have...
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    Word Association

    Saw
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    Ask the person below you a question

    I love it, hope he keeps it up, it entertains me. Have you ever been in a swimming pool you HAVEN'T peed in?
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    Without the internet

    As far as I know, porn had little or nothing to do with the beta/VHS format war. The most decisive factors were price and availability of the machines, and most importantly, recording length. Beta could originally only record for an hour, while VHS was good for 2 or 3, and even when they...
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    Guitar Hero III

    Sorry to be so late in the thread, but I just looked at the first post, and whoever said "R&B is the new heavy metal" should be dragged out into the street and shot and left in the gutter as a warning to anybody else this stupid.
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    Australian has 'world-first' conscious brain surgery

    Ouch Tunsty! Right in my feeling....
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki WTF? Everyone involved with Nikki has to have made money, so why is every single shoot in what appears to be a college student share-house? And why-o-why is she always posing on that damn bed made of 2x4s? Come on guys, let's all pitch in and buy Nikki a bed and some furniture!
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    Um...is she really a women?

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.
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    Without the internet

    Agreed slik, before net, the industry's customer base was restricted to guys who had the balls to walk into a porn shop and buy the stuff, now every middle aged guy with a credit card can have it discreetly piped into his home or office. Internet bad for porn? What are you nuts? P.S Also, look...
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    You or spouse/girlfriend (swearing)

    I rarely swear, because I think constant swearing makes a person sound unintelligent and disrespectful, the result is that when I do swear, people stand back and take notice. My wife swears a lot, I wish she wouldn't, but her whole ****** does, so she was brought up on it. I'm slowly weaning her...
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    Online couple cheat with each other

    I would think that too Darkwarrior, but I guess they're both committed to something new perhaps? Whatever their problem, it's a hilarious story!
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    Can you get an erection without....

    Often I have to think really hard about work or school just to get RID of an erection.
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    Psyching Out Your Pain

    I'm a big believer in mind over matter myself, and as a result have never in my life taken any kind of pain killers. I'm kind of saving them up in case I really need them one day-don't wanna have a built up resistance!
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    If you could suck your own penis would you?

    Lady Love is right, if every guy was capable, there wouldn't be a man alive who hadn't.
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    Cum Surprise

    I used to have a girlfriend who gave me head daily, not always to the finish, but when she did she would swallow. That was nice. My wife lets me cum in her mouth, but she spits, which is not as pretty.
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    world's tallest free-standing structure

    I would LOVE to work on such a building. I used to be in high rise construction and it rocks being up there away from the noise a bustle of the world, especially when site allowance is calculated by the number of floors! :thumbsup: I've heard that the main thing holding buildings back from...
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    What Happened To The "Classic Cars" ?

    I think the original statement is just wrong. Newer cars get way more miles than the older ones, those older cars need complete engine rebuilds after 60k miles. With new car rustproofing the bodies last a lot longer with a little care, it's just that the older ones are so thick that half of the...
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    Two Really Hot Girls from (In The VIP)

    I mean honestly, where the fuck do these kind of clubs exist, and how the hell do you get in?????? Grrrrrrrrrrr (sorry for the 2 posts)
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    Two Really Hot Girls from (In The VIP)

    Those guys make me sick with jealousy!
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    Work: Owning Your Life...

    I think on average, people back home (Australia) work a lot harder than they do here in the USA. Just about everyone I know here has 2 days off every week, almost unheard of in OZ.
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    This should liven things up...

    ******** Corpse had a song called "I cum *****" from the album "Hammer Smashed Face." A fine album.
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    Work: Owning Your Life...

    I work around 70 hours a week, attend college 3/4 time, my wife owns a coffee shop that's about a year old, and we have a 10 week old ********. We are pretty busy, and when our ******** was 3 weeks old and my wife spent 10 days in hospital for a ruptured appendix I nearly broke. I can fall...
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    Posistion ID?

    That's a damn good question!
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    Is it me or is Sylvia Saint looking better with age?

    That's funny, just moments ago on my regular porn route I came across a Sylvia set and thought to myself, "either she's really lucky, or works really hard because no matter how many years she has under her belt she remains one of the greatest looking asses on show."
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    If you seen this guy at the gym would you...

    Umm, I counted 2 girls and 5 dicks. There's 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't...
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    Songs That Instantly **** You Off...

    I dunno, I kinda miss the days when rap a joke and everybody knew it, now people are taking it seriously and it makes me sad. The whole hip hop, r'n'b, rap type genre fills me with murderous rage. I'm kinda getting sick of the term "nu-metal" being thrown around at every new band that comes in...
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    Had A Group Discussion - (Several Couples)

    I keep my nails trimmed and teeth clean. My wife cuts my hair and shaves me (part of a deal-she makes me wear a goatie, she has to style it, cause I don't half-shave). As for sweat, the sweatier and dirtier I am when I get home, the more she likes it, after a 12 hour day in summer I have to peel...
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    Myths of porn

    If a woman is ******, it means she wants sex.
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    Brunettes (no hardcore)

    My new/current fave: Exotica - http://www.freeones.com/html/e_links/Exotica/ A classic fave: Mandi Rose(unfortunately way less there now than there used to be) - http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Mandi_Rose_Fanelli/
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    What's the most underrated metal albums ever?

    Yay Roots, ****** fucking album. ATM I think anything Machine Head as for me they are THE best metal band *currently still performing together*.
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    carmella bing hot or not

    Not really one I look out for, she just doesn't grab me.
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    babe with savanna samson

    I'm working on it too. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=156403
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