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  1. TheOrangeCat

    why is porn legal when Prostitution isnt?

    As I understand it, there is also no German word for 'comfy'. This AND the absence of Freeones is very suspicious, und ein wenig unheimlich. That said, I do love Germany. Lived there, vacationed there, worked there, ***** a LOT of **** there. And it's interesting to see how different cultures...
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    My post count just went way down

    Ah, the cool ****. Always so ... :cool: I'm a lost cause geek, and a n00b, and a teensy-tiny bit OCD, so I check mine all the time. :o But I suppose once I've done my time, and ascended Atlas to your Olympian heights, the novelty of a good hard repping will have worn off ....:cool:
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    Latest Titjob Pics

    Once more into the breach, dear friends. Once more into the breach ....:drool1: Awesome. As usual. :bowdown:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Spexy Ashleigh pwning trolls on her forum. It's awesome.
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    Is There A Doctor In The House?

    Thing is, with all those - and we'll call whatever those danglers are 'warts' for now - passing the razor over Anus Central is probably a bridge too far. :eek:
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    Sophie Dee / Kirsty / Kirsty H / Mary Beth / Sofia D / Sophia Dee / Sophie / Sophie D

    Re: Sophie Dee official thread I already gave her votes: which helped her to victory: which led to a crown and title. And a big bag of cash. I think I should get a Valentine dildo. Hmmmmm. On second thoughts .....I'll go get my credit card .......
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    Andy Ry - Spexy fanboy gone too far

    way, waaaaaay too far. (The original, on the one-in-a-million chance this post makes no sense to non-Spexyophiles.)
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    I was going to make a Khyber Pass joke, but I feel the rumble of the Ban Hammer's thump somewhere off in the distance, so ... absolutely no 'hilarious' Cockney rhyming slang reference.
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    PirateKing's worst nightmare

    What he said. :flame: Burn the heretics :flame:
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    The Member Above Me....

    Knows a disturbing amount about the advent of prepackaged sliced bread products
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

    well, two puppies ......:eeew::elaugh::2offtopic:why::ban::flame::*****::anonymous:tinhat:
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    Vampy, my FO comrade ...... I'm confident to say, hand on heart, that no-one here is 'anti-Indian'. Disrespectful, insensitive, ass-clownish, juvenile and boorish, yes (and that's just me), actually racist - and specifically toward Indians - no. I think you've got a couple of problems HERE...
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Brunette TeenGF Goddess

    And once more - BUMP - for those sitting in the cheap seats at the back who might have missed the astronomical importance of identifying this goddess ....
  14. TheOrangeCat

    I know ive seen this girl before. Plz help asap

    I'm assuming the posts to imageshat and photosuckit were done by you? If you have either the link to the original or, a copy of the photo as you originally downloaded it from wherever you found it, it offers up more potential clues for effective babe sluething. It's a Tin Eye and Cydral FAIL...
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    The Member Above Me....

    Can slice bread and wear a very cool leather jacket, but is NO Edward Scissorhands
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    lol....

    Fat ********
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    Make A Meme or Make Her Moan?

    This is one of those wilderness threads, straddling the fertile, Bison-**** infested plains of Talk, and the fetid, but frog chatty-happy, swamps of Funny. As I like swamps and frogs, I'm posting it here. It's an interesting story about a very clever, geeky-funny little bit commentary and...
  18. TheOrangeCat

    How Will You Leave This World?

    My bad ...... :D Adult Image Hosting
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    Safe for work Porn

    Awesome gif. Awesome babe. Awesome load.
  20. TheOrangeCat

    What's Your Guilty Pleasure Band or Music?

    Good job this thread is protected by the seal of confession, or I'd have to send one of my Death Dealers out into the night to deal with you. That Don't Impress Me Much. What doesn't, Shania? Perhaps everything you've recorded since then? I'd still do her though.:D
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Can someone help me?

    Really? Well that's my suspicion revealed as nothing but cock and balls ...... She does have a touch of that 'shemaley' look tho .. I think it's the chin. And the cock.
  22. TheOrangeCat

    I need A Valentine.... contest

    That's really rather good. Ladies & you others ... we appear to have witnessed the emergence of the Semen Cezanne.
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    How Will You Leave This World?

    I can help with both :) (Mod Ban Hammer Disclaimer. No I can't And nor would I. Ever. No sir. I was inventicizing (it's a word now, dammit) in a feeble attempt at a sardonic retort.)
  24. TheOrangeCat

    What's Your Guilty Pleasure Band or Music?

    Goddam it. She's my guilty pleasure. You can't have her.:mad:
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Can someone help me?

    Fixed. :thumbsup: I suspect this might be one of MrTrebus' 'special' friends.
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    How Will You Leave This World?

    Owch! Shemale snap!
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    How Will You Leave This World?

    Ironic, really, if that is the case; considering all the hearts you've broken ........:weeping: Adult Image Hosting
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    How Will You Leave This World?

    I'll take 'medicinal plants' for ...., woa! Dude! Like totally ... huh? Is that a Snickers .......?
  29. TheOrangeCat

    We Love You Too, America

    Only if you bring with you: Another Vicky Vette Someone as hot as Vicky Someone hotter All of the above And some Rignes, cus that West coast brew is ****.:D
  30. TheOrangeCat

    We Love You Too, America

    What he said, plus a general whoop-de-doo.
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Eminem

    And I shall enjoy yours! Symmetry. It happens.
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    Eminem

    Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? IMO, Eminem is a phenomenal talent (and I really, really don't like rap) and, one damn smart cookie to boot. He persevered. He conquered through perseverance, which is the differnece between: A massively talented and smart musician, who's now not only...
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Don't You Just Love Puppies

    Wouldn't you if you had an avalanche of breasts bearing down on you ..? Hang on. Wait. No ... ****. Anyway, it's not a puppy. It's clearly an Ewok.
  34. TheOrangeCat

    Radio station gone insane over.....

    I support them in this, but not for the reasons they are doing it. I'm just fucking sick of hearing her twinky-twonky straw-sucking doggerel every ten fucking seconds, no matter what station I tune to. I'd still do her though.
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Being human

    I find it difficult. Much easier for me Being Cat.
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    How Will You Leave This World?

    Damn you, L3GGY .....:mad: I shall die in office, as Harvard's first Emeritus Professor of Porn & Wanking. My funeral procession will be a pant-bursting spectacle of 1,000s of porn and cam girls, all naked (except for orange arm bands) carrying commemorative models of my revolutionary 'mind &...
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    I need A Valentine.... contest

    Given the thread topic, and task (ahem) at hand, good job it was only a battery .....
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    I need A Valentine.... contest

    I missed and hit the couch (damn you, Dani Jensen). It did make an interesting Rorschach image tho. If I squint at it, I swear is spells out D - I - R - K
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    GREAT retro scene with Peter North & Sharon Mitchell.

    OMG. Unbelievable. That hair. Helmetus Rigidus, if I correctly identify the sub-species of 80s monstrosity. Good times ........
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    Hyper Links in 'User Title' section of Board FAQ

    don't work :( Now my whole night is ruined. :weeping:
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Pink Tartan/Plaid Lingerie

    B-u-h-u-m-p
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Bra with 'X' pendant between cups

    Fredericks of Hollywood - making boobs look even better since 1947, God bless 'em!
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Whom is this 'Little Carpice'

    you are offering us for just 10 FO points? :D Sounds fishy to me ... (shame face) Wouldn't normally pick on such a small typo, but as it's front and center of the board home page, it kinda screams out.
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    I need A Valentine.... contest

    For voluminous, creamy-yet-tangy loads??
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever been in Italy?

    It was all about a girl ......
  46. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever been in Italy?

    Yea, we know what your kind of layover is .....:D
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever been in Italy?

    Too low class. Skegness if anywhere:D Wanna meet me for a dirty weekend in a beach hut? I'll bring the Asti Spumante and the fish paste sandwishes ....... you bring the dildos.
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Meanwhile in Brazil.....

    That's a very odd, but interesting composition. A bi-sexual, transsexual daisychain .. all it needs is Bridget the Midget dressed as Avril Lavigne, and it's perfect.
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    I'd rep ya for that AND the Bella adoration, but computer says 'no' .. I've been too whorish, apparently.:D
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