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As I understand it, there is also no German word for 'comfy'. This AND the absence of Freeones is very suspicious, und ein wenig unheimlich. That said, I do love Germany. Lived there, vacationed there, worked there, ***** a LOT of **** there. And it's interesting to see how different cultures...

Ah, the cool ****. Always so ... :cool: I'm a lost cause geek, and a n00b, and a teensy-tiny bit OCD, so I check mine all the time. :o But I suppose once I've done my time, and ascended Atlas to your Olympian heights, the novelty of a good hard repping will have worn off ....:cool:

Once more into the breach, dear friends. Once more into the breach ....:drool1: Awesome. As usual. :bowdown:

Spexy Ashleigh pwning trolls on her forum. It's awesome.

Thing is, with all those - and we'll call whatever those danglers are 'warts' for now - passing the razor over Anus Central is probably a bridge too far. :eek:

Re: Sophie Dee official thread I already gave her votes: which helped her to victory: which led to a crown and title. And a big bag of cash. I think I should get a Valentine dildo. Hmmmmm. On second thoughts .....I'll go get my credit card .......

way, waaaaaay too far. (The original, on the one-in-a-million chance this post makes no sense to non-Spexyophiles.)

I was going to make a Khyber Pass joke, but I feel the rumble of the Ban Hammer's thump somewhere off in the distance, so ... absolutely no 'hilarious' Cockney rhyming slang reference.

What he said. :flame: Burn the heretics :flame:

Knows a disturbing amount about the advent of prepackaged sliced bread products

well, two puppies ......:eeew::elaugh::2offtopic:why::ban::flame::*****::anonymous:tinhat:

Vampy, my FO comrade ...... I'm confident to say, hand on heart, that no-one here is 'anti-Indian'. Disrespectful, insensitive, ass-clownish, juvenile and boorish, yes (and that's just me), actually racist - and specifically toward Indians - no. I think you've got a couple of problems HERE...

And once more - BUMP - for those sitting in the cheap seats at the back who might have missed the astronomical importance of identifying this goddess ....

I'm assuming the posts to imageshat and photosuckit were done by you? If you have either the link to the original or, a copy of the photo as you originally downloaded it from wherever you found it, it offers up more potential clues for effective babe sluething. It's a Tin Eye and Cydral FAIL...

Can slice bread and wear a very cool leather jacket, but is NO Edward Scissorhands

Fat ********

This is one of those wilderness threads, straddling the fertile, Bison-**** infested plains of Talk, and the fetid, but frog chatty-happy, swamps of Funny. As I like swamps and frogs, I'm posting it here. It's an interesting story about a very clever, geeky-funny little bit commentary and...

My bad ...... :D Adult Image Hosting

Awesome gif. Awesome babe. Awesome load.

Good job this thread is protected by the seal of confession, or I'd have to send one of my Death Dealers out into the night to deal with you. That Don't Impress Me Much. What doesn't, Shania? Perhaps everything you've recorded since then? I'd still do her though.:D

Really? Well that's my suspicion revealed as nothing but cock and balls ...... She does have a touch of that 'shemaley' look tho .. I think it's the chin. And the cock.

That's really rather good. Ladies & you others ... we appear to have witnessed the emergence of the Semen Cezanne.

I can help with both :) (Mod Ban Hammer Disclaimer. No I can't And nor would I. Ever. No sir. I was inventicizing (it's a word now, dammit) in a feeble attempt at a sardonic retort.)

Goddam it. She's my guilty pleasure. You can't have her.:mad:

Fixed. :thumbsup: I suspect this might be one of MrTrebus' 'special' friends.

Owch! Shemale snap!

Ironic, really, if that is the case; considering all the hearts you've broken ........:weeping: Adult Image Hosting

I'll take 'medicinal plants' for ...., woa! Dude! Like totally ... huh? Is that a Snickers .......?

Only if you bring with you: Another Vicky Vette Someone as hot as Vicky Someone hotter All of the above And some Rignes, cus that West coast brew is ****.:D

What he said, plus a general whoop-de-doo.

And I shall enjoy yours! Symmetry. It happens.

Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? IMO, Eminem is a phenomenal talent (and I really, really don't like rap) and, one damn smart cookie to boot. He persevered. He conquered through perseverance, which is the differnece between: A massively talented and smart musician, who's now not only...

Wouldn't you if you had an avalanche of breasts bearing down on you ..? Hang on. Wait. No ... ****. Anyway, it's not a puppy. It's clearly an Ewok.

I support them in this, but not for the reasons they are doing it. I'm just fucking sick of hearing her twinky-twonky straw-sucking doggerel every ten fucking seconds, no matter what station I tune to. I'd still do her though.

I find it difficult. Much easier for me Being Cat.

Damn you, L3GGY .....:mad: I shall die in office, as Harvard's first Emeritus Professor of Porn & Wanking. My funeral procession will be a pant-bursting spectacle of 1,000s of porn and cam girls, all naked (except for orange arm bands) carrying commemorative models of my revolutionary 'mind &...

Given the thread topic, and task (ahem) at hand, good job it was only a battery .....

I missed and hit the couch (damn you, Dani Jensen). It did make an interesting Rorschach image tho. If I squint at it, I swear is spells out D - I - R - K

OMG. Unbelievable. That hair. Helmetus Rigidus, if I correctly identify the sub-species of 80s monstrosity. Good times ........

don't work :( Now my whole night is ruined. :weeping:

B-u-h-u-m-p

Fredericks of Hollywood - making boobs look even better since 1947, God bless 'em!

you are offering us for just 10 FO points? :D Sounds fishy to me ... (shame face) Wouldn't normally pick on such a small typo, but as it's front and center of the board home page, it kinda screams out.

For voluminous, creamy-yet-tangy loads??

It was all about a girl ......

Yea, we know what your kind of layover is .....:D

Too low class. Skegness if anywhere:D Wanna meet me for a dirty weekend in a beach hut? I'll bring the Asti Spumante and the fish paste sandwishes ....... you bring the dildos.

That's a very odd, but interesting composition. A bi-sexual, transsexual daisychain .. all it needs is Bridget the Midget dressed as Avril Lavigne, and it's perfect.

First or second time round?

I'd rep ya for that AND the Bella adoration, but computer says 'no' .. I've been too whorish, apparently.:D