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  1. TheOrangeCat

    What pisses you off?

    People who don't think Red saying 'dumb ass' is the second funniest thing in the world after Red saying 'my foot in your ass'. :tongue:
  2. TheOrangeCat

    Welcome on board Krissy. You are gorgeous!

    Welcome on board Krissy. You are gorgeous!
  3. TheOrangeCat

    3 Holes How Convenient.....

    I am greatly disturbed by how aroused I am right now.
  4. TheOrangeCat

    Lol Factor 10! (also explains the ****** bowel movements)

    Lol Factor 10! (also explains the ****** bowel movements)
  5. TheOrangeCat

    A Valentine Poem For Nina Mercedez

    Don't worry about it pornstarfan. MrTrebus is just angry and bitter because all his girlfriends have bigger cocks than he does. From my personal experience chatting with OCSM's, they do genuinely appreciate and enjoy the attention of their fans. I know my poem was well received, and taken in...
  6. TheOrangeCat

    can live with **** and ******: hell, most of the people I hang out with practice it in one form...

    can live with **** and ******: hell, most of the people I hang out with practice it in one form or another. But to do so wearing carnival makeup and a big nose and floppy shoes? That's just sooo wrong
  7. TheOrangeCat

    Thank fuck! no more clown!

    Thank fuck! no more clown!
  8. TheOrangeCat

    Sweet Krissy

    Re: V-day Sweeeeeet! Pictures 2 & 3 :bowdown::bowdown: Thanks for the posts and welcome. I look forward to seeing A LOT more of you. :D
  9. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Not especially. Good for you. Thank you for your permission.
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Isn't it 'dipshit'? You need to READ the posts again. I am not encouraging anyone to do anything. Nor am I suggesting that weight gain does not have adverse health or lifestyle effects. I'm also not, nor have ever said, that she looks better now than before. Getting all defensive and posting a...
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    True. Correct. Correct. That is a personal opinion. (irony, anyone?) And I'm not defending mine, if you'll take the time to read the posts properly. I'm objecting to the woman being insulted, and I'm using the poster's poor grammar as a mirror to reflect the fact that all of us have some part...
  12. TheOrangeCat

    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    Well, it stuck in my mind - it was on earlier incarnations of her website, and it was on sample clips, so maybe she never 'officially' called you that. I would be literally delighted to give you black pudding as it's one of my fave foods, but as a double entedre, I'll have to use the rarer, but...
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    You two have provided the best Red Dwarf references! I am happy, and now watching 'Timeslides' to celebrate. My Q: If you were assigned to fix a faulty drive plate, do yo think you'd end up ******* everyone on board your ship?
  14. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Fixed! :thumbsup: What do they teach in schools these days? It's clearly not basic English grammar and punctuation. This 'diss' (I believe that is the correct 'street' parlance) is slightly better, although equally incorrect and ill-aimed. If you check my profile, you'll see that I am a 'petite...
  15. TheOrangeCat

    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    Sorry!!! NO disrespect intended AT ALL. But, I remember your early days with Her Ladyship, and that's what she used to call you in her videos. I guess it must have got stuck in the labyrinth of mirrors that is my mind. May I make it up to you with an upgrade to a few nights Cleethorpes, and...
  16. TheOrangeCat

    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    If you're going to attempt disrespect through humor, at least get the basics right. If she had 'literally' played a game of Hungry Hungry Hippo, then she would have played a game of Hungry Hungry Hippo. You can't combine an allegory (your botched stab at using the image of a large mammal, and...
  17. TheOrangeCat

    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    Class will out, I believe is the phrase, Big Red ... my kinda gal! :bowdown:
  18. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    Meh ... I got nothing when confronted with a massive put down like that and, the use of the fear-inspiring JABRONI .....
  19. TheOrangeCat

    Ivy Jean / Ivy Snow

    Re: Ivy Snow God damn, God damn, I said. God damn!
  20. TheOrangeCat

    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    You're all class. I knew it!
  21. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    Alexpnz What kinda name is that? For this FreeOnes man who wears his ass for a hat Who skulks and lurks and sniggers and snarls While sittting naked at his laptop Wearing his Grandma's bra Funny Alexpnz With your bad rhymes ad schtick It's gonna be ok You'll one day be free of that dick Free...
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Best Telly show opening theme?

    AIRWOLF!!! (L3ggy shout out) nr_CJL1YQRc&feature=related
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    I Smell It.....

    Phew! Thank God, some clarity and perspective at last. I was on the edge of my seat ..... :rolleyes:
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Rep Points

    :D Fucking rep whore!! :D
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Pornstar question

    For starters: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=485336 and check out OCSM Chica's 'Free Handjobs' thread :hatsoff:
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Deutsche Boerse seeking to buy the New York Stock Exchange in "merger of equals"

    I think unless Ute Lemper is thrown in as well, it's going to be a tough sell.
  27. TheOrangeCat

    The Invisible Thread ... is mostly invisible

    Just created this ... http://board.freeones.com/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=5 but there seems to have been a boo-boo, oopsie or some other highly technical user/input error because nothing shows up when you hit the link and the thread's name doesn't appear in the Post directory under the...
  28. TheOrangeCat

    Favorite Porn Star in Profile Info

    Awesome! Thank you, She Who Must be Obeyed!
  29. TheOrangeCat

    What Does Your Desktop Look Like?

    The OS Thread, as this one is in mighty danger of being perma-hijacked by OS chat . Let's get our geek on. http://board.freeones.com/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=5 EDIT: Or not, as there seems to have been a - ahem - user or configuration error. FML. Hold that thought ... BRB
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Ah...Valentine's Day

    Who says romance is dead? :D
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Redheads / Hot Red-Heads (no hardcore)

    Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! Now that's what I call hot! Great find.
  32. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    Of this, I have no doubt!!! And, I'll also bet it would be a mighty and bowel-loosening smack down. Yay and verily.:D
  33. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    Oh yes. Indeed. The Rock. In a frock. Don't mock. (too loudly)
  34. TheOrangeCat

    What Does Your Desktop Look Like?

    #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { cout << "About to be pwned by the Prof in 3,2,1 ..." << endl; return 0; } :D:D:D
  35. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    His name is Dwayne. He likes to wear dresses. Like this.
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    cant start thread

    Now that's fucking funny. :D
  37. TheOrangeCat

    I Smell It.....

    Wrestling: making stupid seem clever since, like, forever.:thefinger (rhyme diss that, fucker :D:D)
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Latest Titjob Pics

    And your pics drive me to hardness - something I thought I'd share with you. :D
  39. TheOrangeCat

    Indeedy ...

    Indeedy ...
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Wolves, dogs, jackels, foxes, coyotes ... Canidae are as Canidae do. Woof!:tongue:

    Wolves, dogs, jackels, foxes, coyotes ... Canidae are as Canidae do. Woof!:tongue:
  41. TheOrangeCat

    A Valentine Poem For Bree Olson

    With my poem - 100%. (she's a member here):cool:
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Now, now. There's plenty of room in the tall weeds for all the big dogs & cats to **** in.

    Now, now. There's plenty of room in the tall weeds for all the big dogs & cats to **** in.
  43. TheOrangeCat

    A Valentine Poem For Bree Olson

    It suffers from a lack of bacon and/or bacon-related imagery tho ... :)
  44. TheOrangeCat

    As long as it takes. Cats are also patient gentlemen.

    As long as it takes. Cats are also patient gentlemen.
  45. TheOrangeCat

    A Valentine Poem For Bree Olson

    No. Gotcha beat by 9 hours. :D http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5414428&postcount=2092
  46. TheOrangeCat

    A Valentine Poem For Bree Olson

    Absolutely excellent.:D
  47. TheOrangeCat

    HVD Mah Ho's!

    Ghetto Bear tough love.
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Karma Rosenberg VS Laura Lion

    Karma Rosenberg. Anytime. Anyplace. Anywhere.
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Brooklyn Lee

    Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Brooklyn Lee Oh yea. I like them apples.
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