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People who don't think Red saying 'dumb ass' is the second funniest thing in the world after Red saying 'my foot in your ass'. :tongue:

Welcome on board Krissy. You are gorgeous!

I am greatly disturbed by how aroused I am right now.

Lol Factor 10! (also explains the ****** bowel movements)

Don't worry about it pornstarfan. MrTrebus is just angry and bitter because all his girlfriends have bigger cocks than he does. From my personal experience chatting with OCSM's, they do genuinely appreciate and enjoy the attention of their fans. I know my poem was well received, and taken in...

can live with **** and ******: hell, most of the people I hang out with practice it in one form or another. But to do so wearing carnival makeup and a big nose and floppy shoes? That's just sooo wrong

Thank fuck! no more clown!

Re: V-day Sweeeeeet! Pictures 2 & 3 :bowdown::bowdown: Thanks for the posts and welcome. I look forward to seeing A LOT more of you. :D

Not especially. Good for you. Thank you for your permission.

Isn't it 'dipshit'? You need to READ the posts again. I am not encouraging anyone to do anything. Nor am I suggesting that weight gain does not have adverse health or lifestyle effects. I'm also not, nor have ever said, that she looks better now than before. Getting all defensive and posting a...

True. Correct. Correct. That is a personal opinion. (irony, anyone?) And I'm not defending mine, if you'll take the time to read the posts properly. I'm objecting to the woman being insulted, and I'm using the poster's poor grammar as a mirror to reflect the fact that all of us have some part...

Well, it stuck in my mind - it was on earlier incarnations of her website, and it was on sample clips, so maybe she never 'officially' called you that. I would be literally delighted to give you black pudding as it's one of my fave foods, but as a double entedre, I'll have to use the rarer, but...

You two have provided the best Red Dwarf references! I am happy, and now watching 'Timeslides' to celebrate. My Q: If you were assigned to fix a faulty drive plate, do yo think you'd end up ******* everyone on board your ship?

Fixed! :thumbsup: What do they teach in schools these days? It's clearly not basic English grammar and punctuation. This 'diss' (I believe that is the correct 'street' parlance) is slightly better, although equally incorrect and ill-aimed. If you check my profile, you'll see that I am a 'petite...

Sorry!!! NO disrespect intended AT ALL. But, I remember your early days with Her Ladyship, and that's what she used to call you in her videos. I guess it must have got stuck in the labyrinth of mirrors that is my mind. May I make it up to you with an upgrade to a few nights Cleethorpes, and...

If you're going to attempt disrespect through humor, at least get the basics right. If she had 'literally' played a game of Hungry Hungry Hippo, then she would have played a game of Hungry Hungry Hippo. You can't combine an allegory (your botched stab at using the image of a large mammal, and...

Class will out, I believe is the phrase, Big Red ... my kinda gal! :bowdown:

Meh ... I got nothing when confronted with a massive put down like that and, the use of the fear-inspiring JABRONI .....

Re: Ivy Snow God damn, God damn, I said. God damn!

You're all class. I knew it!

Alexpnz What kinda name is that? For this FreeOnes man who wears his ass for a hat Who skulks and lurks and sniggers and snarls While sittting naked at his laptop Wearing his Grandma's bra Funny Alexpnz With your bad rhymes ad schtick It's gonna be ok You'll one day be free of that dick Free...

AIRWOLF!!! (L3ggy shout out) nr_CJL1YQRc&feature=related

Phew! Thank God, some clarity and perspective at last. I was on the edge of my seat ..... :rolleyes:

:D Fucking rep whore!! :D

For starters: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=485336 and check out OCSM Chica's 'Free Handjobs' thread :hatsoff:

I think unless Ute Lemper is thrown in as well, it's going to be a tough sell.

Just created this ... http://board.freeones.com/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=5 but there seems to have been a boo-boo, oopsie or some other highly technical user/input error because nothing shows up when you hit the link and the thread's name doesn't appear in the Post directory under the...

Awesome! Thank you, She Who Must be Obeyed!

The OS Thread, as this one is in mighty danger of being perma-hijacked by OS chat . Let's get our geek on. http://board.freeones.com/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=5 EDIT: Or not, as there seems to have been a - ahem - user or configuration error. FML. Hold that thought ... BRB

Who says romance is dead? :D

Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! Now that's what I call hot! Great find.

Nobody mention the War. Damn.

Of this, I have no doubt!!! And, I'll also bet it would be a mighty and bowel-loosening smack down. Yay and verily.:D

Oh yes. Indeed. The Rock. In a frock. Don't mock. (too loudly)

#include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { cout << "About to be pwned by the Prof in 3,2,1 ..." << endl; return 0; } :D:D:D

His name is Dwayne. He likes to wear dresses. Like this.

Now that's fucking funny. :D

Wrestling: making stupid seem clever since, like, forever.:thefinger (rhyme diss that, fucker :D:D)

And your pics drive me to hardness - something I thought I'd share with you. :D

Indeedy ...

Wolves, dogs, jackels, foxes, coyotes ... Canidae are as Canidae do. Woof!:tongue:

With my poem - 100%. (she's a member here):cool:

Now, now. There's plenty of room in the tall weeds for all the big dogs & cats to **** in.

It suffers from a lack of bacon and/or bacon-related imagery tho ... :)

As long as it takes. Cats are also patient gentlemen.

No. Gotcha beat by 9 hours. :D http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5414428&postcount=2092

Absolutely excellent.:D

Ghetto Bear tough love.

Karma Rosenberg. Anytime. Anyplace. Anywhere.

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Brooklyn Lee Oh yea. I like them apples.