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After the exit of the second Mrs Orange Cat, I decided a new approach was needed. Traditional clearly wasn't working. I filled out two Internet dating site 'we match your ideal mate depending on the answers' type quizzes, and went in with an open mind. And was very disappointed. The so-called...

Our very own FO OCSM, Addison O'Riley, getting plastered .... http://www.jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com/visitors/videos/addisonoriley_trailer.wmv

Excellent posts. There are some real cuties on that site; even cuter once they've been glazed to perfection.

The Three Mouseketeers .....

the more I read, the more I think this ***'s going to get a lifetime's free stay at Club Med(ications). Cosy rooms, nice, caring doctors and nurses to talk to and look after his every need, high quality pharmaceuticals to take the edge off the (sur)reality of his existence, and the stress of his...

sacrificial pawns - nay martyrs - in the larger, longer game plan.

Never. Cats have cunning, stealth, and powerful magic. Dogs have bad breath and digestive issues. The only thing a dog is going to catch - in cat terms - is attitude!

So, where are you taking me for our filthy weekend of sex by the sea? Skegness or Jaywick? (all other terms and conditions as outlined in this thread http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5412192&postcount=31 still apply. )

Mmmmmm. Fresh meat.:D

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You can't hurry these things. The patient Cat catches the mouse.

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Finger in the ass. Simple. Romantic. With a never-ending supply of refills.

Re: Ivy Snow Happy V-Day to you too, Ivy:D

Re: Ivy Snow Sweet Lord! I want to eat that like a peach!

If there is such a thing as heaven and, if I manage to blag my way in, then it will look exactly like this. Bliss! FreeOnes is based in the Netherlands, so I'd say your chances of finding a Dutch speaker are quite high.

I have agents everywhere.

Excellent, and totally deserved in payment for her lousy HJ/BJ technique! This is magic! A gooey redhead. Delish!

You need to send in a team of UN negotiators. They should be done fucking it up in about, what, 10 years? Then you napalm the ants.

Re: Eternally beautiful ... I'm with the Prof on this: more cushion for the pushin', more of her to love. All good things.

Philistine! Art is lost on some people.:D

You're not Aesop That much is true There are some rhymes So fuck you :D Better?

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Because it's not important, perhaps? http://news.google.ca/news/search?aq=0z&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=serene+branson&oq=serene

I have no idea what she or this YT post is about, but: 1. She is hot 2. She mentions 'pre-climax' and 'busting', so something good is clearly going down 3. She is very hot. No wonder Dabangg's climax was brought on. I know mine was. :rubbel: x_4L2hWrS_4&feature=fvhl

Respect has to be earned. Those that have, I do. Those that haven't, I don't Just the same as I would for anyone else doing any other job anywhere at all.

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Damn right ... you got to stack it with a little Vicodin to keep the edge there, but smooth and rounded ....... Smart Ass Cat Remark - stroking/freaking/coking out, she actually made more sense than 99% of TV 'reporters' working today.

:1orglaugh Le LOL magnifique, estie! :1orglaugh

Happy V Day, Alisa. My V Day wish for you - that a host of naughty Cupids spank you 'till you are pink all over!

Fucking priceless. I want one. It'll fit nicely into my collection of rare, but massively offensive, childrens' toys

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A Valentine Poem. Ode To Spexy Spexy Ashleigh, You materialize amongst us As if made real from a ***** So pretty in pink So naughty, yet wise Causing stubborn erections To be raised between thighs Oh lovely Ashleigh So gorgeous and blonde Straddled atop your Hitachi wand Breast a-heavin'...

Re: Amazing Redhead Bride Gentlemen. I need your collective geniuses over here http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5414373#post5414373 to tackle a three alarm Babe ID crisis .......

This is my point. Wow. Just Wow. Now can we phuuurleeeze ID her? One of our crack troops eventually named the elusive 'Amazing Redhead Bride' of late 2010 fame. So I have faith.

Should jump up and down naked on a trampoline shouting 'Spank me, spank me'.

Perverts Sans Frontiers, if you don't mind. Thank you very much .....

After arming myself with this, I think I'll make my opening move a deep push into the rear of Puma Swede Land.

Blastphemy! :flame:Burn the heretic:flame:

As it should. Cereal is just wrong.

Trust me. It's very hard to forget quality like this! If there's ANYTHING you ever need doing to/for/on top of, this work of art of a butt, I'm your Cat! (P.S.Screw Valentine's Day. My idea of a good Day is Groundhog Day. In my version, I **** up to this :dito: perfection every morning...

Better couldn't have it myself said! In support of counsel's opening statement, I'd like to offer this into evidence as proof of awesomeness...

Go directly from this thread, and proceed directly to a PM to OCSM Erika Red, who I'm sure can help you out. She's filming four (I think) upcoming swinger parties for her site; if I am remembering right. Regardless, she is an officiando of the Swing and if she don't have what you seek, I'm sure...

An excellent wordplay! Made me LOL. And not ****** anyone.:D

Hey, welcome back. P.S. never apologize for promoting yourself. Particularly to an audience that masturbates as much as this one. Grunting, hairy-palmed, crusty-shorted homunculi, each and every one of them! Except me. I'm aces, and never, ever masturbate. Or lie. Or **** people.

7.47am. Note to Self. Avoid watching Sunny Leone's FreeOnes valentine video, and then trying to walk to the front door dressed in PJs to deal with to the snowplow guy. Not good. Not good at all. Sunny on the hand .... another Great Canadian Goddess. Happy V Day, Sunny. Mwuah!

After getting another (but very gentle, almost longingly tender) warning for hotlinking (despite using Hotchyx to host) AND, in the light of Dog-Gate, I decided it was a good time to brush up on rules, reasons and the general whatnot of Board life. 'Twas during my refreshing jaunt through the...

I'd be more than happy to fall on my ***** and take the chance on your behalf:D 50/50 odds, I reckon. Well worth a little dildo risk ... (bonus - idea for a new battle strategy board game: Dildo Risk. I think it sounds like a winner)