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Dirk and I did the frosting letters with our new, patented human piping bag invention. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5401707&postcount=22

I'd like to tell you, but the windshield wipers I attached to my screen can't keep up with the spooge eruptions obscuring her face

ahem ........

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Dude. This is very dangerous information to post here. (can I have her number too?)

I'm all about the **** tonight. Molson's new Export recipe, and slap my ass with a cummy thong, it is goooood! Helps wash down the red coconut curry I just made and then ate. All of it. So you can't have any.

I'd definitely sperm on you in your *****. And you'd love it.

Mmmmm. Pussy 'n' Ass!

Luckily, I always take reading material to the bathroom. So if Mr Spider showed up, then Mr Rolled Up Magazine would attend to the business of spider demolition. I would then continue with my dump and wipe as normal.

This is a fetid, infected ruptured anal fart blast of a video. May your next **** be an enraged porcupine. May your next **** be an exquisite rhapsody of razor blade and fish hook agony. May fat ******** laugh and point as you pass by. Otherwise, great post!!!

I fucking love this fucking movie

well, given this shot, it's more '**** bottle being held near a raggedy old baseball mitt ass'

WooooooooooooooooooHoooooooooooooooo! Congratulations GG. I wish you and your Michaelangelo ass a triumphant year as reigning champs!

Is your unidimensional pedantism a consequence of being used as a cum bucket by the crews of several Royal Navy ships?

This sounds like an excellent plan. Like a Lord of the Dongs Trilogy .... Chica jerks, Addison fucks and then we get Dirk to finish 'em off.

Gaaaawd! I want to fuck her soooooooo badly! Lookit. Look at that ass! .... (sigh) http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-50/9674KarlaSpice12.jpg Adult Image Hosting

what is the thing you'd most like to be asked about Norway? have you even been to Stavanger? Are you a Ringes drinker? Are you proud that Oslo is the fastest growing capital (by population) in Europe? Aftenposten, Dagbladet or Verdens Gang?

I think this is a gold star idea .... the human meat piping bag. How would you like your meat squeezed, Sir?

Stuff her ass with sloppy joes, then make her **** it out into a sandwich before feeding it to Dirk's mutant bastard offspring that he keeps locked in the basement. Then I'd hang her in a fuck harness, load it onto the back of a pickup, drive her into the ghetto and leave her for the bruthas.

Cat humor can be fearsomely difficult to fathom. :D

stye

Takes even more hard word and dedication to fake a video too http://www.plumperpass.com/t1/showgal.php?g=content/PP/hotsexyplumpers/1943hsp/1893/48_1&s=283&uvar=MTU3NjA5MDozODoxNw%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0 so it's either s super-expensive prank, or ..... someone sexy we all know and love has fallen...

Keira

This is good news. Protect them fishies. So I can be sure of eatzez later.

Stoopid is as stoopid does.

Re: חחח...אתם לא יודעים לקרוא עברית מוחעחעח XD rofl :P Fearsomely good, oh be-shelled one. Awesome movie.

Re: חחח...אתם לא יודעים לקרוא עברית מוחעחעח XD rofl :P Nice to Hebrew :D (geddit!!)

Kingly

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Number 1 isn't the most boner inducing, but it is my fave. Perfect combination of naughty and nice, with you looking extra gorgeous to boot.

somebody got busted ..........!!

Any Erik Estrada meme featuring the word 'Homo' has a lifetime guarantee of funniness. I suggest you check the rules regarding former stars of CHiPS and the word 'homo'. In the meantime, I suggest you take a nice long **** in the gay urinal. Adult Image Hosting

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Yes.

The line is an ever-moving enigma controlled by the Dark Lords of Mod Land .... but I'd say your 'circa 2002' post skated right up to it! High five!

Oh, the snarky hatin' going on. Let's help a brutha out. Try some porn featuring OCSM Christianxxx. http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=164259 He's pretty.

Re: NEW FIND : Miss Hybrid - WOW!!! Miss Trivia strikes gold The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my Slinky go Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that...

Epic! I would have answered "slutty girl in a biker bar"

Well, **** ... this originally came from the swampy and fearsome labyrinth that is the mind of ShayD. He probably knows exactly what website it's on. ****, he probably built it.

Actually, isn't it about time for me to put you back into a ****? I got that special rope you wanted, you know the one made from Johan's pussy hairs so that you can scream "fuck you, fuck you" while dangling and ******* both your fuckstick and yourself ....:D

To paraphrase Joel Goodsen in Risky Business, 'chicks can smell desperation and insecurity like dog ****' To further quote Risky Business, Miles says it best. "Joel, let me tell you something. Every now and then, say "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings...

Let's see that in a guide to Good Living! Prevent cancer - loose off those balls. I like it. I'm off for anti-cancer therapy right ........ now.:hatsoff:

Re: RAINA on NDNgirls - New 19yr old Navajo teen... Hotter than a laptop in a crackho No, really! ..... say it ain't so. :D I would like to present to you this commemorative PSA photo. Adult Image Hosting :hatsoff:

How dare you try and sneak a peak at Brody's magnificent (and now milky milky) sweater kittens :ban:

It's so cold here that an outdoor *** would instantly transform itself into the means of fulfilling VVs sig ... So for both those reasons, I shall continue to dookie-doo in the indoor loo ....

Well, what do you expect from Swedes ... hey, L3ggy! Here boy ....

God, I just keep going back to that unbelievable rack. Those are some serious sweater puppies!

I would still, even with the extra few pounds (lol) fuck the living **** out of her