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Well, some people need practical advice.

****. We used to play in the bed going down the freeway.:thumbsup:

My head hurts from all of these dumb ass threads.:(

**** don't have to learn anything. What? Our test scores are too low, make the the test easier. Sorry wrong answer. If you don't get it take the class again. Get over it. Stoned, *******, lazy assholes at the partystore at 1:00 am buying **** and wraps. Bitching about not being able to find a...

This explains SOOOOO much.:D When I was a *** you just learned how to take a fall. I have had over 200 stiches in my head from various head wounds along with many concussions. If I was growing up today my folks would be in jail. But back then we were having fun. A little dirt is good for you...

At some point you just know that one of the employees wanted to change four letters.

Malkin is a little bitch. You never saw Gretzky or Mario pull **** like he does. He's supposed to be one of the great skill players in the league. Someone actually defends against him and he can't handle it. Pittsburgh just lost all of their composure last night. They are done. The Wings are in...

Hey ya'll I'm gonna eat ya now.

The Pens have surprised me by how good they have looked at home. But they do have to win a game in Hockeytown to claim the Cup. I'll go with my original pick. Wings in 6.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/14134/Why-is-Prostitution-*******/ Enough said.

Amen! :D

Sports, CSI:NY, wrestling and a lot of PBS shows.

I fully expected the Pens to pick up one win at home. I see the Wings winning thursday and hoisting the Cup at the Joe.

My parents had a dog that got really protective of my *** when she got sick. A few weeks before *** died that dog would make sure that I would go to her room when I would visit. I came over one day and the dog almost chased me down the hall to her room. On some of ***'s better days the dog was...

I don't know about marriage but honeymooning. Oh hell yes.:boobies::love-smi:

Play it backwards. You get everything back. :D

Hell, just relax ***. It will come to you. I have rarely tried to use any lines or bullshit like that. Act like you're bullshitting with your buddies (although you may want to clean it up a bit). :thumbsup::hatsoff:

Hell. I don't care if he's in the lineup or not because the Pens are pretty much done anyways. The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy that if it was let's say Cleary that pulled something like that, the league would of ran him out for as long as possible. I **** double standards. Oh well fuck...

Re: Maria Sharapova! What problem? :dunno:

How in the fuck is Malkin not suspended for game three. Oh that's right he's one of the pretty boys that the league is trying to bank on. If that was anybody from the Redwings they would be gone. Hell if it was Kronwall they would have him suspended into next year. If you are going to have...

LOLWutAnonymous (3 weeks ago) "Jesus is risen!" *snap* "Oh shi-- JESUS IS DOWN. REPEAT, JESUS IS DOWN." I love this comment

She does know how to get to the true source of the *****.

Pretty face. But I have a question. Is there a dick already in there?

Well I usually unzip my fly and then...... What? Oh my *****, sorry. I guess some where between Jack the lad and fun lover.

1: George Carlin 2: Richard Pryor 3: Eddie Murphy (back in the day) As far as the list goes probably Lewis Black and Chris Rock. Dave Chappell is horrible as a stand up but his show was funny as hell. And I have to say that Foxworthy should at least be mentioned. Yes his stuff is kind of...

What? No forty pound medallion around his neck. What a loser.

Once again the Wings realize that it's a team effort. Helm, Abdelkader and Stuart played big time games. The stars have to produce but the games, quite often, come down to the third and forth lines. And what was up with the no calls on the Pens?

Where is the backboard cam when you need it?

8 billion sperm and that one had to swim the fastest.:(

What about that HUGE........... forehead?

If he was a better shot he would not have needed to get the other ***. He made the decision to go behind the counter to get another ***. Therefore it IS ******. He was perfectly justified in firing the FIRST shot.

When I was that age I wouldn't have even thought about it. I would have either been real wet or real ******. And I would have loved every second. GO FOR IT!!!!!

How is that luck exactly? The Sharks got beat by the 8th seed. There is no shoulda, coulda woulda in the playoffs. You play the team in front of you. If you win, you are the better team.

I'd pump a couple of rounds into her.:nannerf1:

Hell I'd talk to him. Crazy people are funny.

If you want to look like a total douche who am I to stop you? Plus as johnnystyro said, it can make for entertaining chases.

The NHL is loving this. They have their superstars that are supposed be the faces of the league VS. the best TEAM in the game. Just remember the Wings were supposed to turn back into the Dead Things when Stevie retired and Shanny left. Yet they still are a threat EVERY year. Ken Holland knows...

The Wings in the finals, again. I'm actually hoping for a good series. It would help the league immensely. But that being said, I'll say Wings in 6.

Oh look I just did.:wave2:

"DAMN!" Ron Simmons

MMM uhmmm I wonder if she has any french fried taters.

1: Curtis Granderson CF 2: Chase Utley 2B 3: Joe Mauer C 4: Albert Pujols 1B 5: Manny Ramirez RF 6: Derek Jeter SS 7: Brandon Inge 3B 8: Ryan Bruan LF 9: Placido Polanco DH SP Verlander CL K-Rod Yes I know I'm a homer, so sue me.

Get in my belly!

"What's so great about sliced bread? You got a loaf of bread? You got a *****? Fucking slice it." George Carlin

I heard they were kind of salty.

Don't they have an ointment for those?

Looks like a fun place.

I'm guessing the one with the ball. But I damn sure know which one is the center.

To say that the Civil War was fought over slavery is an oversimplification. There were many issues that caused the secession. The institution of slavery was a factor in almost all of these issues. Back on point. We as a nation should honor our war dead regardless of color. Confederate or Union...

Then of course there is "youins" which is ya'll plus 3.