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Joe Sakic retires. One of the few Avs that I respected. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=Aq.kCtyolR0oIB8sT9Y_Zj97vLYF?slug=ap-sakicretires&prov=ap&type=lgns

****, she showe me her boobies. And I liked it. Bobby that girl is the debil.

I understand that alot of people can't stand country but as an entertainer it's hard to beat Hank Williams, Jr.. Jumping all over the stage, doing a solo on every instrument and he had one hell of a presence. Just look at all the rock and blues performers who list him as an influence. Garth...

:sing: Lord I've got those Kum and go blues.

Jesus, Robert Plant would be jealous.

I wondered who it was.

Bubbles, we don't need no stinkin' bubbles.

HHrrrgg. This is the first wood I've had since 1948.

Icould have went a lifetime without seeing that.(full body shiver)

Let me stand next to your fire.

Yes, we have no curved yellow fruit.:sing:

Duct tape, WD-40 and a big fucking hammer. For all your home improvement needs.

Well she does make my thing big.

Why? It's not Saturday yet.

Nice balloons.

You don't by chance have the word "sucker" tattooed on your forehead do you?:dunno::D

I'm taking the king's privileges, three moves to one. Knight jump queen, bishop jump queen, pawns jump queen. Gang bang. Oh yeah I'm taking Brock in the fight.

Ohhh baby, give me a pit job. :1orglaugh

I really think that they need to check my dipstick.:D

I think she's all talk, no act......... ooohhhhhh my fucking nose.

Maybe they should combine them. Warn people about *** getting liquored up, pushing some old lady to the gators and telling his **** if they keep whining they can join her.

EErrrrrrrggggg. Ahhhh. Look out below!

I can agree with a lot of this. But how is not helping the old lady unpatriotic? I mean being a dick and patriotism are two different things.:dunno::hatsoff:

I will keep that in mind. What bothers me is the ****** **** and ****** sign.

Well everyone needs a hobby.

Or in the obit's if you were in Spinal Tap. :D

http://photos.freeones.com/h_babes/Hanna_Hilton_009/ In this case I do believe that it is disrespectful. Hot, but disrespectful. Flag bikinis and such I have no problem with. But this is an actual flag. I'm not going to get upset about somthing like this however. There are much worse things...

Hahahahahahahahaha. Serves you right you overcompensating fuck.

The Platypus- Proof that God gets stoned.

Well I could've done without the dude in the kilt, but other than that.:thumbsup:

A Nicholson/ Eastwood debate would be the shortest ever. All Jack would have to say is "How can you debate me? You haven't opened your eyes in forty years.".

It would truly be awesome if they all would move their fucking hands.

McNair was a throwback. Leadership and toughness more than mechanics and computer printouts. RIP Steve.

We have always done our own. Between me and my best friend we would usually spend about $300. I have to work all freaking weekend this year though.:mad:

Happy Independence day. ***** ****, have fun and blow **** up. Just remember there is a reason for the holiday. :hatsoff::glugglug::thumbsup:

1984 Tiger's Vs. Padre's. Goose Gossage is on the mound for SD, Gibby is at the plate. Dick Williams, the Padre's manager is on the mound talking to Goose about walking Gibby. Sparky Anderson is telling Gibby that Goose doesn't want to walk him. Here comes the pitch. Flyball to deep right field...

If some of the old bag teachers I had in elementary school did that I would be scarred for life. :eek::pukey:

Muse: "It's an excremental." Jay: "A what?" Muse: "It's a **** demon."

MMmmmmmmm. Straight from the tap.

Isn't it the IN thing to have some kind of personality disorder? I said, " Isn't it the IN thing to have some kind of a personality disorder?".

What about a pasta dick?:dunno: And how about the tuna tacos?

I'm so old that I can't remember the LAST time I came.

And yet they are still three games back.:rolleyes: Sorry, Tigers fan.:D

Maybe it's a lot of dudes have aimed there. :dunno:

Was that first guy the dude from DEVO?

Bring it on!:yummie:

$%@%@^!&*^$$$^. Taz. Why for you bury Taz in cold, cold ground?

Because he's good enough, he's smart enough and doggone it people like him. What a fucking tool.

They should have just prayed to Joe Pechi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

That sounds about right. I ***** tea all day at work and when I go out to eat I always have tea. Well at least at places where I can't get a good ale.