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AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG my poor eyes. Quick get the bleach.

I'd let her ride on my pheasant any day.

Maybe they should put Federal wildlife Marshall Willandholley on the case. :D Bong.

A *** is nothing more than a tool. Do some nut jobs go off with them? Yes they do. Most responsible *** owners, like myself respect the weapon. I could "go off" with a chain saw or a salad fork for that matter and **** someone. When I fire a *** I am responsible for the flight of the bullet or...

Yeah let's give these assbags an excuse.

He sits on your shoulder and shouts out encouragement.:D

I think you need a parrot, an eye patch and a wooden leg.:dunno:

I've heard that it's kind of salty.

Mark Harmon's *** was a Heisman Trophy winner at Michigan. Don't dis Jethro.

All I see is ass and flotation devices.

A better question is "why is she doing that".

There used to be three.

What about a premature donation?

Marinara sauce.:D

No it's all fathers. Just because *** lives at home doesn't mean he's worth a ****. A lot of fathers just don't want to be bothered. Go ask your ****** or I'm too busy right now seems to be the norm. At least one of my parents were at every single event that I had growing up. They made the time...

I hope everyone in **** gets mauled by a bear. There are alot of ******* that DO need protection. My hunting license fees and such protect a hell of alot more ******* than those assbags ever will. I mean really? A fly? :thefinger :fight:

Now I can eat some steak, but after that one I would definitely need a ***.:*****:

1: English 2: Southernese 3: Drunkenese Although to be fair 2 and 3 are just dialects of the same language.

Nadine Jansen.

I question there being intelligent life out "there". I find it difficult to find any here.:dunno:

Learn to drive you FUCKING ASSBAG!!!

Yes I've always known something was up with roald............ oh Ronald, sorry i misread it.:D

:hatsoff: to the Penguins. Maybe now that Crysby and little bitch Malkin have their cup the league will let it go. The Pens played a good game. Let's not forget that the Wings WILL be a contender again next year. :hatsoff::wave2:

Datsyuk is the best two way player in the league right now. Period. The Wings didn't win **** until Stevie started to play both ways. Did his offensive numbers suffer? Yes they did, but the TEAM benefited greatly. Having a scorer is great, but you still have to have at least a few two way guys...

Never went that far. Some buddies and I did however duct tape a ***** friend to a tree. Went back to the pole **** to crash and came back few hours later. AAAHHH good times.

I thought the airport was the other way.

He reading about the Fishnet/Blowjob Bandit. DUH.:D

Is the one on the end ********?

Yeah but he got his.:1orglaugh

I'd be a little worried if it was actually growing out of there. I don't think I could do........ Oh who am I kidding of course I would.

Is that Kelly Bundy? :D:yummie:

I listen to a bit of almost everything. I even understand people hating on country even though it composes about 30 percent of my collection. Alot of the newer country/pop does suck ass. Rap has been horrible for about 10-15 years for the most part. Most music has suffered from the death of the...

Thanks for the ****, but where are my noodles?

Pittsburgh won the game. Hats off to them. Was there some :bs:non calls? Absolutely. The bottom line is that the Wings didn't play with enough determination to win. Lets drop the puck and see what happens back in Hockeytown. If the Pens do win I hope they only show Buttmen from the waist up...

Is she using those things as a jack?

Somehow you made carp fishing sexy.:bowdown:

Eat **** and die ****** fucker.:thefinger Not to anyone in particular. Just saying.:1orglaugh:wave2:

That is just so wrong on so many levels. :o

Death By Chocolate.

ODB! Just kidding. Right now I'd say Velvet Sky and Candice Michelle. But from back in the day Woman was fucking awesome (RIP). Tammy Sytch(Sunny) before she started hitting the rock. Kimbery Page was hot as hell. And one that probably no one remembers was Misti Blue Simms.

Arrogant Wings fans? I've been a fan since they were the Dead Things so pardon me for enjoying the success. I love hockey. I will watch a high school game. Hell I'd even watch a Chicago/Colorado game if it's on. Not trying to jump down your throat or anything. Enjoy.:wave2:

As far as artist just look at the avatar. Song, today I'll go with Dreams by the Allman's. Of course my mood might change and be something completely different in an hour.

Hip/hop hasn't been worth a **** since about '94. Most Pop sucks ass and not in a good way. Emo :pukey:

Fire in the hole!!!!

Duh gee Ren I guess we didn't make it. Those IIiiiiiidiiots!!!! :D:rofl:

If you want to go far, just pour it into your car, red bull. :D

Ren and Stimpy?

And how is it that Goofy can talk but Pluto can't? :dunno: I guess I would play mute too instead of talking to that annoying ass rat.

Well one time, at band camp..........

The fucker better hope he ***** me. Because if he just wings me he's in a world of hurt.