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Must be for fatty chasers.:dunno:

Batter: "You have the smallest bat ever and no balls." Umpire: "That's not what you told me last night."

That seems a bit harsh. The people that came to her aid did the right thing. Seperate the two and wait for the authourities arrive. If I had been involved there probably would have been some ass whipping going on. I do have a wee bit of a temper. The guy obviously has some some kind of mental...

Too bad we're not a Nielson ******.

What, no slice of poontang pie?:yummie:

Thanks Bear. Even a cynical old man like myself can use a feelgood story from time to time. :thumbsup:

Trust me on this. A cup does NOT protect you much against that.:bawling:

I buckle up every time I get in a vehicle without even thinking about it. One time years ago I got a ticket. I was telling my ****** about it and she was more surprised about forgetting than she was about the ticket. That being said, I choose to wear my seatbelt not because of any BS law. The...

Hey, you got any peanuts up there?

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "blow it out your ass".

Bye-bye ass monkey.

How in the fuck was that a game misconduct? It was a perfectly legal hit. Nobody made a call until after they realized Havlat got knocked the fuck out.:dunno:

Is that a Sonic Sundae.

Space Mountain. Yeah it's an older ride, but it still has the longest lines in the park. Whhhoooooooo!

So you can afford the bling, but you can't afford to FIX the fucking things.

In general I have the utmost respect for the police. The job that is. Just like any job the individuals vary. I deal with the police often in my job. Almost every one I have dealt with have been courteous and professional. Then you get one or two that are complete assholes. I hold no prejudice...

A good day is a day when the **** hits the bridge and you have time to swerve. Hears to the good days.:glugglug:

Actually, that proves my point. The NHL had a scheduling problem and they acted like professionals and came up with a solution. The NBA had one and cried like little bitches and got their way. Both situations were a PREVIOUSLY scheduled event. If the NBA needed that date so bad they should have...

When I was about 12 my parents put a present under the tree that was the right size and weight to be an Atari 5200. All of my friends were convinced that's what it was and soon had me thinking it could be. Christmas morning I start to open presents and of course I go for my new gaming system...

Well just to play devil's advocate. Why not make the moon buggy? If you are going to make a believable lie the key is in the continuation.

Tossing the dough does absolutly nothing as far as flavor goes. The fact that it's a freshly made dough does. Tossing does help stretch the dough evenly.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!" Sam Kinison Live from Hell.

That kitty is so cute and sooooo creepy looking.:eek:

Simple answer, no. Ozzie is a very good goalie who has been in ideal situations. I just don't see him in the same class as Roy, Hasek etc.

Agreed, when the Wings " bought " the cup in '02 the Rangers had the highest pay roll in the league. Ken Holland knows how to fit pieces together to make a TEAM.

Yes, but next august we will have 5:06:07 08-09-10

What can I say, you gotta play the hand you're dealt. Oh well the Dude abides man.

SRV, Hendrix, Duane Allman and Steve Gains from Skynyrd will always top my list. You do however have to give credit to alot of players that never get mentioned. Chet Atkins and Roy Clark did some amazing work in the country field. I always thought that Brian May from Queen was very underrated...

You have to feel bad for the two in the second row. You're nailing the one middle bottom, eating the top and fingering the other two on the bottom. Poor girls.:weeping:

I was so pissed off. I had to leave for work at the end of the first. Glad to see the Wings won though.

Now what would be funny as hell is if they were shitting and it went off. Damn dude that's one hell of a bidet.:eek: Fucking douches.

Because for the most part hockey players are tough SOB's and basketball players are whiney little primadonna's. :2 cents:

And yet you would have to be liquored up to want too.

But not as scary as those implant scars

**** it, grill it and put it on my plate.

:rofl2: Hahahahaha I get it because Bush is stupid hahahaha. He's gone now you can let it go.:*****:

Uhh a #8 seed knocked off the #1 in the west. And they took the #2 to 7 games. That's why they play the games.:D

Hell I'm 40 and that's still my favorite thing in a women.

We have a top secret octopus breeding facility in the backwoods of the U.P. where we breed them just for the playoffs.:D

Imagine that. A carcass that smells bad. Who would have thought?

Oohhh, he needs to take a TO baby.

They must be grading on the curves.:tongue:

I'm a Redwings fan. I just added That to be different.

I knew you were going to say that.:rolleyes:

I guess that would be Moon-Pies. :wave2:

You Can Leave your Hat On/ Joe Cocker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7LunVRTcUk It's not the Joe Cocker version, but hey it's Carmen Electra.

Actually no. Here this might answer some of your questions. :D http://www.caroun.com/Geography/General/Earth.html

Forget kissing the bride. I'm gonna motorboat the bride!

Not around here it's not. Michigan has been way too dependent on ONE industry for a century now. The polititians keep giving lip service about diversity. Nothing changes though. Oh well, fuck it. I'm going fishin' now.:wave2:

I really don't care what Mr. Carey has to say.