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She should also have to give birth in total silence, use leaches to drain stagnant humors, and perform at least one sacrifice a month to the God Murble-Murble .....

Hence the use of the word (or expression, if you prefer) 'wannabe' in my post ... (Also, you cannot come to someone's house 'by entrapment'. Entrapment requires the subject (entrapee) of such action to enter into the scenario or paradigm of the entraper; a paradigm that has been constructed to...

How offensive ........:D We love our cousins to the south (hell, we even know where you are in the world AND can point to it on a map) Anyway, you are - I believe - in Minnesota: which is basically Canada anyway ... :thefinger

allowing utter morons as much room as they need to adequately demonstrate their idiocy.

Funny how the ******** hearts think a few naturally occurring bugs in water are the great threat .. how about water laced with pissed out birth control, anti-depressants, antibiotics, steroids, HRT meds ...... all of which comes pouring from the taps of us in the West.

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Nice quote. I always find that proving and/or supporting the validity of my arguments is greatly enhanced by using quotes from a discredited conspiracy nut, fraudster, armed felon and wannabe cop killer. It's nearly as convincing as Bible quotes. Or YouTube videos.

Hitting you with the paper was assault. You should have her arrested and charged. If it's love, she'll forgive you.

''That reminds me. Must remember to take my threadworms meds.''

There's nothing so bad it can't be fixed by chocolate cake.

I heard you can get pregnant by holding hands. And that sunlight and exercise cure cancer.

Of course they did nothing wrong. Except forget the past. We all know what comes next .....

Definitely ...... cum so hard your balls actually hurt a bit afterwards ...?

Don't know about porn, but I'd much prefer them to be servicing my every depraved whim. And making me the essential post-spooge sammich. My Cheer Goddess of Choice ...... Adult Image Hosting

We can .. err .. bang lids for a while:D

nope. Or a cheap one. jerked off in public?

Any time! Always well deserved!!

It's pretty awesome - Michael Caine, Christian Bale .. David Bowie as Tesla! It's a Chris Nolan flick, so it's got some interesting twists and turns.

I think it's Lux Kassidy http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/Lux_Kassidy/

Exactly my sentiments ... that's really all so wrong.

I can see how a good black penis would be very enjoyable ... for you. It's interesting the things we are attracted to instinctively. I'm a sucker for freckly boobs .....drive me insane. No idea why, just do.

Hot, sandy and covered in camel ***?

Here ya go (I only lied about the functionality):hatsoff: http://www.srware.net/en/software_srware_iron.php

What Big Poppa Pump say ...... log off, go out, get *****, pick up a hooker, then see if Cyber-Bride seems so great the next day ... jus' saying ...:dunno: P.S. I am in love with the Jigglin' Titties gif ...

Use Iron ... it's a stripped out, bug free, Chrome. Fastest fucking browser I've ever used, 99.5% flawless functionality, all Chrome mods work on it, and it makes your dick four inches bigger.

Dinner Is Served .....:drool1:

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom:D

I also want a quart of otter semen. Make sure it's fresh. I have my reasons ......

Guess he's found the 'One Ring' .. he seems quite stuck in there, bless him.

Look ***! Your new husband seems to really like these ... (I want a car or I fuck him. Deal?)

I like this guy :D Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeazepleasepleaseplease ........:rolleyes:

We are Borg. You will be ... hello? ...heeelloo? Can you hear me now??

Oddly, Gerald would find no humor at all in his comment of a few minutes earlier that, 'this road is always **** at this time of day'.

This isn't even slightly gay. No sir .... nono.

You've only met this girl online? If so, the situation you have here, is that your virtual GF is actually cheating on you .... I'm afraid I cannot predict a fine romance.

Wow, it got very quiet on this thread ... where is everyone? Hmmmmmmm. Off 'comforting' friends, I bet ...

I'm not sure he should get it back in one piece though .... just planting seeds here, just broadcasting discussion points ....:D

Stoopid is as stoopid does, Sir.

Cadbury's Cream Eggs. Lots of them. A spicy salami A 12 roll toilet paper pack A Fudgesicle a 40 of malt A can of glue Five laser pointers And some gum please. kthnxbai

Is this PK's sadly missing detachable penis? He said BB had stolen it. And look what we have here ....

That ass is ....... OMG. That ass should have its own country, so it could be worshiped by millions. That ass is like two perfect muffins on springs. That ass is PERFECT in every way. Or, it will be once it has a large amount of vegetable matter rammed into it.

Blowing your best bud because he's sad .....

Anyway, not to interrupt this ludicrous and (even by FO standards) inane hijack, I redirect your attention to the weird bit of beastie body up yonder, and ask aloud - as all the great Stoic philosophers have wondered over the past millennia - : .... 'any fucker got a clue what the fuck that...

harsh toke, dude ......

I am doing a cartwheel of joy right now ........:D

You know how it is ... you're kicking back with your buds, having a few brews, watching the game, calling the spread, bitching about the GFs. there's you, Tommy G (who you've known since grade school and can STILL fart the Star Spangled banner), Big Moose, who started a year after everyone...

Got room for one more .. ? I'll curl up so that you'll hardly notice me .... in your bra :D

Pity you can't see the mask Dirk's wearing. Or what happened next .... Luckily I have a picture of the mask, which will pretty much tell you what happened next .... Adult Image Hosting