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Good man! :hatsoff: (have you noticed the rising number of serious sense of humor failures on this board lately ....:facepalm:)

Cheating is good

1. Relax 2. Don't try 3. Say 'What the fuck?' 4. Believe 100% in the power of no.3 above This is not some sarcastic brush off, I mean this. I advise all young men with girl attracting issues and questions to get themselves a copy of Paul Brickman's classic 'Risky Business'. Tom Cruise aside...

1. This is from 2008 and a draft report and has been superseded by at least 2 other reports 2. No they don't 3. No it isn't What they actually say (in both 2008 and 2010 update) is: ''In the draft WTC 7 report (released Aug. 21, 2008; available at...

I have NO idea what this means, but I love it :D

Lamborghini. Compensating for tiny, tiny penises since 1963.

I was just ******* around .. ignore me. I do.

Again, please provide a link or some tangible proof of this claim. Also, of your previous NIST claim. Thanks.

I know! Is that what she pushed out? (ah, lovely Bridget)

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Cake. As nice to say as it is to eat.

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Exactly .. let's get back to debating the pathetic, repeated and shameless lies of the 'truthers'

The replacement of Ace Frehley with Vinnie Vincent (Ankh)

Black Meat, White Treat .....

Some will have a hard time believing in your belief that the belief of some inside job believers is not actual belief ...

even though there's a policy and everything ...

*coughs* Google ....

Another DQ special ......

Actually it's two words, except on Wikipedia, which says it all. Lookit ... A machine that chips wood is a wood chipper. Willy the Wood Chipper is permissible because not only does Willy chip wood, but as a result of his wood chipping, it has become his name or title. Willy Woodchipper is...

This pet. Is it a hamster or gerbil, and have you lost it somewhere ... bad?

You had to open the door ... wood chipper is not only two words, it's spelled using lower case, as it's not a proper noun. :facepalm: (I do offer scholarships for the mentally disadvantaged):D

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There's a pretty foolproof indicator to addiction - is it preventing you from doing anything else in your life that you would normally do - i.e. have you missed a work deadline, have you repeatedly fucked (or are you starting to fuck) up school work as a result of spending your time porning...

What An Enormous Pile Of **** or NAMBLA for short

C'mon over, and do the twist ..... QD0D7IuriWQ

Good luck to your GF with the surgery, but the size you are talking about sounds like the beginning of Frankenboobs to me .... This is not to say I am not eagerly awaiting the photo.

That, and the halitosis, BO, jelly roll, rat tail and ballet pumps ...

The transition from hooker to nurse had not gone as smoothly as hoped, but her CPR classes were the hit of the hospital.

I'm weeping because of the bad grammar .... (ToC's masterclass on the correct usage of the apostrophe (with verb contractions) is now open for enrollment)

Idea for a photoshoot - let's get A Muhammad Ali lookalike, strip him and throw him in a bath with some donuts .... Fucking great idea! What are we saying with this image ...? Errrrrr .....

Really. Where have they said this? Please provide a link to an official NIST report or statement that admits the building fell at free fall speeds. In the meantime, here's a NIST report from Sept 2010 that specifically states it didn't...

WTF is the kidney dish for? She jerks Percy Plastic penis and he spooges from his mouth?

Where did you get 8 minutes from? Why not 10 minutes or 6 minutes 30 seconds? (banging your cock in a door while reciting the Catechism should work as a coping strategy):D

I suspect she may have even paid for that monstrous do .....

When puppets go bad ....

I think she should have a license for that thing.

Funny! And weep-makingly true

You should see what the Stick-A-Bricks girl can do ..... and as for Mechano Bitch ....

Re: Oops! US post service prints THREE BILLION stamps using the wrong Statue of Liber Awkward ......

Exactly! She's total class.:D

Wash your mouth out with soapy ***** water ..... c'est un scandale:surprise:

Mmmmmm - chocolate pretzels and sweet Bubblegum .....

Ah, but what you can do with it ........ BTW .... there's still an offer on the table of underwear drawer every second weekend.:hatsoff:

A French man smiley .... who the fuck wants one of those:eek:

Mazel Tov!!

What about allowing a parasite like Alex Jones to spew his hateful bile and diarrhea fantasies in public?

FAIL vs WIN FAIL won ....

Re: Cult leader Charles Manson breaks 20-year silence to speak out about global warmi Well, his particular method of population control would be very effective at reducing greenhouse gases, if applied on a slightly larger scale .....