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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Good man! :hatsoff: (have you noticed the rising number of serious sense of humor failures on...

    Good man! :hatsoff: (have you noticed the rising number of serious sense of humor failures on this board lately ....:facepalm:)
  2. TheOrangeCat

    Can you name the Magic 8 Ball answers?

    Cheating is good
  3. TheOrangeCat

    Do you ever wonder how some guys are successful with women?

    1. Relax 2. Don't try 3. Say 'What the fuck?' 4. Believe 100% in the power of no.3 above This is not some sarcastic brush off, I mean this. I advise all young men with girl attracting issues and questions to get themselves a copy of Paul Brickman's classic 'Risky Business'. Tom Cruise aside...
  4. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    1. This is from 2008 and a draft report and has been superseded by at least 2 other reports 2. No they don't 3. No it isn't What they actually say (in both 2008 and 2010 update) is: ''In the draft WTC 7 report (released Aug. 21, 2008; available at...
  5. TheOrangeCat

    BlueBalls & Dirk: The Lost Ghetto Years

    I have NO idea what this means, but I love it :D
  6. TheOrangeCat

    The Top Speed Of My Car

    Lamborghini. Compensating for tiny, tiny penises since 1963.
  7. TheOrangeCat

    I was just ******* around .. ignore me. I do.

    I was just ******* around .. ignore me. I do.
  8. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Again, please provide a link or some tangible proof of this claim. Also, of your previous NIST claim. Thanks.
  9. TheOrangeCat

    is this ladies huge pregnant belly real or fake

    I know! Is that what she pushed out? (ah, lovely Bridget)
  10. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    v9By2REDRVQ
  11. TheOrangeCat

    which dessert would you pick?

    Cake. As nice to say as it is to eat.
  12. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    IkKu3rDl0yw&NR=1
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Pingu Gets His Freak On

    GnxGZ9jeuP8&feature=aso
  14. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Exactly .. let's get back to debating the pathetic, repeated and shameless lies of the 'truthers'
  15. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    The replacement of Ace Frehley with Vinnie Vincent (Ankh)
  16. TheOrangeCat

    Skyraider's got it made.

    Black Meat, White Treat .....
  17. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Some will have a hard time believing in your belief that the belief of some inside job believers is not actual belief ...
  18. TheOrangeCat

    I'm being harassed ...

    even though there's a policy and everything ...
  19. TheOrangeCat

    Can you name the Magic 8 Ball answers?

    *coughs* Google ....
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Thanks for the cake guys

    Another DQ special ......
  21. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Actually it's two words, except on Wikipedia, which says it all. Lookit ... A machine that chips wood is a wood chipper. Willy the Wood Chipper is permissible because not only does Willy chip wood, but as a result of his wood chipping, it has become his name or title. Willy Woodchipper is...
  22. TheOrangeCat

    I need to get a...

    This pet. Is it a hamster or gerbil, and have you lost it somewhere ... bad?
  23. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    You had to open the door ... wood chipper is not only two words, it's spelled using lower case, as it's not a proper noun. :facepalm: (I do offer scholarships for the mentally disadvantaged):D
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Thanks For the Reps!

    :ban::D
  25. TheOrangeCat

    porn addiction

    There's a pretty foolproof indicator to addiction - is it preventing you from doing anything else in your life that you would normally do - i.e. have you missed a work deadline, have you repeatedly fucked (or are you starting to fuck) up school work as a result of spending your time porning...
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Body of 'dead *****' found in Siberia after claims of UFO hurtling to Earth...

    What An Enormous Pile Of **** or NAMBLA for short
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    What are you listening to right now?

    C'mon over, and do the twist ..... QD0D7IuriWQ
  28. TheOrangeCat

    I am the happiest luckiest guy on earth!

    Good luck to your GF with the surgery, but the size you are talking about sounds like the beginning of Frankenboobs to me .... This is not to say I am not eagerly awaiting the photo.
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Shifty's school middle school days.

    That, and the halitosis, BO, jelly roll, rat tail and ballet pumps ...
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Caption this.

    The transition from hooker to nurse had not gone as smoothly as hoped, but her CPR classes were the hit of the hospital.
  31. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    I'm weeping because of the bad grammar .... (ToC's masterclass on the correct usage of the apostrophe (with verb contractions) is now open for enrollment)
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    Skyraider's got it made.

    Idea for a photoshoot - let's get A Muhammad Ali lookalike, strip him and throw him in a bath with some donuts .... Fucking great idea! What are we saying with this image ...? Errrrrr .....
  33. TheOrangeCat

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Really. Where have they said this? Please provide a link to an official NIST report or statement that admits the building fell at free fall speeds. In the meantime, here's a NIST report from Sept 2010 that specifically states it didn't...
  34. TheOrangeCat

    Caption this.

    WTF is the kidney dish for? She jerks Percy Plastic penis and he spooges from his mouth?
  35. TheOrangeCat

    porn addiction

    Where did you get 8 minutes from? Why not 10 minutes or 6 minutes 30 seconds? (banging your cock in a door while reciting the Catechism should work as a coping strategy):D
  36. TheOrangeCat

    Girl, you is Fly!

    I suspect she may have even paid for that monstrous do .....
  37. TheOrangeCat

    Don't come around oscar's alley.

    When puppets go bad ....
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Girl, you is Fly!

    I think she should have a license for that thing.
  39. TheOrangeCat

    How to fix any Computer

    Funny! And weep-makingly true
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Lego Prostitute

    You should see what the Stick-A-Bricks girl can do ..... and as for Mechano Bitch ....
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Oops! US post service prints THREE BILLION stamps using the wrong Statue of Liberty

    Re: Oops! US post service prints THREE BILLION stamps using the wrong Statue of Liber Awkward ......
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Class: You're Either Born With It

    Exactly! She's total class.:D
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Is there something wrong with Shyla Stylez !!

    Wash your mouth out with soapy ***** water ..... c'est un scandale:surprise:
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Happy early 420 i just forgot what the heck i was doing

    Mmmmmm - chocolate pretzels and sweet Bubblegum .....
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Some of my Candid/Phone Pics - step inside!

    Ah, but what you can do with it ........ BTW .... there's still an offer on the table of underwear drawer every second weekend.:hatsoff:
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    Is there something wrong with Shyla Stylez !!

    A French man smiley .... who the fuck wants one of those:eek:
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Happy Passover

    Mazel Tov!!
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Top 10 Shameful Events in American History

    What about allowing a parasite like Alex Jones to spew his hateful bile and diarrhea fantasies in public?
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Deer vs. Durango

    FAIL vs WIN FAIL won ....
  50. TheOrangeCat

    Cult leader Charles Manson breaks 20-year silence to speak out about global warming

    Re: Cult leader Charles Manson breaks 20-year silence to speak out about global warmi Well, his particular method of population control would be very effective at reducing greenhouse gases, if applied on a slightly larger scale .....
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