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hey, hey, hey, fucker .... that is dangerous linkage.:D:D

Hey Blue Balls, you claimed you were the only person in the world that could **** ****** shapes on command. The 'Two Kittens Playing' you shat out for me last week has become a treasured household possession (very creative use of sweetcorn)

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She has a traffic cone growing out of her shoulder. I'd ****** someone that freakishly deformed. On principle.

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Re: Cult leader Charles Manson breaks 20-year silence to speak out about global warmi Thanks for sharing Charlie! P.S. You are an irrelevant ********. Fuck off.

Only one asshole? What is wrong with this chick?

Friends .... what would you do without them ..?

You can tell it's not a real McDonalds .. there's meat in the shot

One of the Dirk Sistas goes solo .....

Get your nails done, get your hair did ....

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Well, what a lot of interesting points of view, and well thought out exegesis ...

Those were tears of shame. Joyful shame ... oh, the sin:D

You cock is disqualified as it lacks provable personality:D

I think the Dalai Lama's quite pure ...

Waiter, this mayonnaise dressing tastes odd .....

How come no one mentioned the most shameful act of all: organizing and creating a shadow permanent military-industrial complex government that controls the world with its evil profit-grabbing, Jew-supporting, NY building demolishing and disinformation blogging. That's pretty bad. M'kay? :tinhat:

Bitter, are we?

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And a serial killer is born ...

Only if his heart pumps pure Maple Syrup .....:D

2 Flies/1 Cup

This is what makes Britain great .....

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Method is unimportant. All that matters is that he must never, ever, ever be allowed to reproduce.

At least we don't hold festivals to celebrate a perciform .... at a lake named for a leech:cool: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eelpout

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The art of negotiation is lost on you .... opening offers are always lowball ... :D

If I were a petty retaliatory type, I might retort somewhat harshly about a state whose bird is the loon and whose 'official' State ***** is milk, and best of all, whose annual cultural highlight is The Great Get Together, famous for ''its displays of seed art, butter sculptures of dairy...

There is! Our government (Conservatives) got itself found in contempt of its own Parliament and thus have ****** us back to the polls - for the 4th time in seven years. I think Schwarzenegger might be running.

I'll have to think about it ... :D in the meantime, how about spooning, but I get also get one day a weekend, every second weekend, curled up in your underwear drawer(s)?

I'd like to see them do an Addison cock-tatt. Imagine the fun of being able to slip Addison onto your cock before faptime?:D

****, why not just get Carrot Top on the ballot while you're at it?

:hybrid: And, yes he is!!

Two-for-two DJ. Nice :tinhat: trap!

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She was given a vagina that bites or snaps?? by her ******?

Oh baby. Best sex ever ...and/or ... of course yours is bigger than my ex's

Of course your bum doesn't look big in that .....

I think they are the same person .. or, at least, the imaginations of each other.:eek:

I'm not fat, I'm big boned ....:1orglaugh

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Thank you for so brilliantly demonstrating the vast (and horseshit-filled) gap between rhetoric and reality; between fantasy and reality. Or, to put it in terms you might understand better ... :hatsoff:

It's a fake - check the page's source code: it's a randomly generated 'joke' from fakeawish.com

This has to be a hoax .. please let this be a hoax ....