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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Today I'd give a facial to...

    Different is one thing. Demented and degenerate is another ..... (does he have nice feet?)!
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    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits another winner! :D (your rep was denied by Rep **** ..... sorry)
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    Arsenal fans refuse to sell shares to Stan Kroenke

    Exactly ... apart from the fact Arsenal suck:D, I'd not want another great UK club to go the way of my Chelsea; now a sad, cappuccino frothed, 25 quid fish & chipped, tope imitation of itself ..... they upgraded the grounds, made everything ****** friendly, made scads of cash and totally forgot...
  4. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever.............

    All the time. It's very depressing. We are, as the great man once said, a virus with shoes ... meh. wondered how, given that the fundamental substance of everything is nothing (accepting that the majority of matter is, in fact, inert spacial voids between atoms and (sub)atomic components) that...
  5. TheOrangeCat

    Ask me (Alisa) ALMOST anything

    Why, for the love of God, would you dissuade Plasma from mangling his manhood in a car door? As if the world needs the likes of him capable of spawning progeny.
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    Predictions for 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates?

    After running their lamest ducks out last time to ensure a thrown election to the Dems - and therefore the ability to point and gloat as the woefully unprepared Obama struggled with the clusterfuck he and his token-boosting sponsors inherited - the GOP needs solid, Conservative, credibility...
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    You are what, and do what? From Vienna (Wien??), I take it? Fucking Austrians. Be more precise, like your noble German cousins!
  8. TheOrangeCat

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. ALL night; ALL day; EVERY day .... Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum!
  9. TheOrangeCat

    A Shirt

    The FO Turd .. pre-imagined by Thurman Murman ..... (with special thanks to Lauren Graham for being so hot it hurts) LN0i_VQtb8o
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Twins arrested after ******'s body found in home

    Or, perhaps worse, just stupid, insensitive and socially retarded. Are they mad, bad or sad .....? whatever they are, they are clearly being used as capitol by ambitious prosecutors. Let's face it, negligent, antisocial, white trash ******** their ****** dry, and not giving a fuck if they are...
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    further proof of his awesomeness ... and I'm sure it was a decent single malt too: maybe even a Highland single ...... BTW: have you ever seen The Prestige?
  12. TheOrangeCat

    Carmella Bing

    Makes me hard just looking at the face, the humongous tatas and that soft, stretched belly ..... I'd swan dive into that cleavage and keep exploring until I'd tasted and fondled every friggen inch of her ....
  13. TheOrangeCat

    A Shirt

    Dutch flags, Edam cheese and Roald's semen burgers ....
  14. TheOrangeCat

    Favorite Positions

    By a massive and bizarre coincidence, she has the asshole in her, and her hand on the asshole's wallet. Is life too fucking weird, or what?
  15. TheOrangeCat

    What browser do you use?

    Safari is still kinda buggy and, offers nothing more than other browsers: its security in a Mac environment is fine (but not at all good), but run on PCs, it's as bad as IE for vulnerability. In fact, Safari fell first in this year's (March) Pwn2Own hacking contest. Noone even bothered to take...
  16. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Alice in Chains' last concert: The Beatles' last concert: The look on John Edwards' face when he realized he was, actually, fucked: The moment John Lennon began to transcribe the opening bars of Imagine from the noodles on his piano: the view from the capsule as Armstrong hit Moon dirt: Orson...
  17. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    These are all very final, terminal wishes .... do you need to talk? :rolleyes:
  18. TheOrangeCat

    Your opinion matters to me.

    So, apart from increasing traffic hits and unique counts from this highly popular site to the utterly unremarkable indexxx.com, what else is this poll supposed to achieve?
  19. TheOrangeCat

    A Shirt

    I want an FO turd ... fuck the beach towel or cap I was going to buy. A large orange and white commemorative turd would be way more of a conversation piece ...
  20. TheOrangeCat

    How often do you masturbate?

    Well done Ash ...... I'm still waiting for my Xmas fan sign .... sigh .......:******:
  21. TheOrangeCat

    9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Toothy rodents. Leaky holes. Dykes being plugged by men. Sounds like a Richard Gere adventure (allegedly):D
  22. TheOrangeCat

    The last person to post here WINS!

    apparently not. And neither do Swedes ...
  23. TheOrangeCat

    yew two, tttymahn ... go look ahftr you are GF, seduce her with the beauty of fallhellian ...

    yew two, tttymahn ... go look ahftr you are GF, seduce her with the beauty of fallhellian ... yew kahn dew iht!
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Or we can just do that now, given that it was all made up anyway .. I have a tin of sardines in the cupboard and some left over Jacob's Creek ..... and there's a guy that lives two doors down that would believe me if I told him I was Niel Armstrong, so there's at least one gullible fool (sorry...
  25. TheOrangeCat

    What browser do you use?

    IE is the shittiest, most bug-riddled, snoopy, archaic and redundant browser on the market ... it's like driving a 1990 Ford Fiesta while everyone else is driving Smart cars ... sure, they both suck, but at least one of these models is relevant to the modern environment it finds itself in ....
  26. TheOrangeCat

    I'm actually watching redhead0690, who has this filthy blonde cougar with her .... now they are...

    I'm actually watching redhead0690, who has this filthy blonde cougar with her .... now they are making out AND smoking and are both very *****. Get in here .... 'tis fun!
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Did Nikola Tesla actually eat? I though he just absorbed energy and was generally 300 years before his time ....:bowdown:
  28. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    Penises? Black Penises? Stereotypes? Stereotypical Penises? Stereotypical black penises? and why?
  29. TheOrangeCat

    She's back online ...? Srsly, I've totally lost track of that girl ...... be careful of pounding...

    She's back online ...? Srsly, I've totally lost track of that girl ...... be careful of pounding 'bears' tho ..... for one thing, they cheat at poker.
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Tit-Meister .... how's life in Happy Valley? All good here ... banging beaver and pounding beers...

    Tit-Meister .... how's life in Happy Valley? All good here ... banging beaver and pounding beers .....
  31. TheOrangeCat

    New Reputation Poll: Reputation Altering Power

    Hoorah! There is a fundamental inequity on the board ... example: me. I've been here five months (excluding banishment), got a 6 mill+ rep (earned honestly:D) .. but is it right that, a n00b like me, should be able to shred a more established member's rep by virtue of the fact I happened to...
  32. TheOrangeCat

    9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    high. so high ....... Even, with the heavens opening, with each dimension of reality being revealed as a sub-dimension of imagination; with the heavens splitting open to reveal an all-encompassing golden light that converts **** to love, McDonalds to food, with the ****** ships of all five...
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Word Association

    ******
  34. TheOrangeCat

    9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    I think not. Nor a Ruud Gullit joke ... what is wrong with people here?
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    What browser do you use?

    Iron.
  36. TheOrangeCat

    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    Re: Gianna Michaels / Micheals Could have been written for her .... Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place, and now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid You want me to stay but I got to make my way Hey! You're a crazy...
  37. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    ****, no judgement here ... fight for a country you believe in, but not the cause; ... fight because you believe in the country and that's all it takes; fight because they are paying your way ..... none of that matters once you start scraping bunkmates' brains off your sleeves .......
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    I'd say a location that didn't have dead people in the stairwell would be an improvement, given the apparent delivery of subtle charms ... and their apparent swift rejection:D
  39. TheOrangeCat

    I woke up this morning...

    and all inane threads were dead ..... yipee kiy ay. motherfucka
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    McDonalds as a first date? Dude. Srsly. Ever met a bitch that deserved a Micky D first date?:D:D
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Harry Potter = Star Wars??!

    Really? ... say it ain't so .... point is, Star Wars (despite being nothing more than Shane in Space ....GL, BTW, sold it as a space cowboy movie) refined the modern (pop) cultural expectation of science (fiction) writing and presentation. Harry Potter, on the other hand, is nothing more than a...
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    Or, you're actually a 5'2" white, copy shop clerk ..... :eek: Assuming the verite of your Nubian heritage, maybe your dick (black, elephantine, or not) is simply not appealing to women? It has to be true that not every cock can be attractive, just as not every man (I know, hard to comprehend)...
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Dinosaur Jr. Yey or Ney?

    We're starting to enter a Pulp Fiction Jules & Vincent kinda scene here .... is a foot rub more than a foot rub? Is it the even same game? ... damn, ******, it's not even the same sport ... kinda thing. Dinosaur Jr FJLOr8S2d2E Angry Samoans CmVxqN4rg1c Nirvana JpMt_YqVbhw Meat Puppets...
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

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  45. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Amen ..... I say that as a military brat who grew up etc etc, inside various global 'hot spots', and who went on to get involved (one way or another) in certain conflicts .... Honestly, even with what I have learned and heard personally and, shared with K, V and other conflict vets, some odd...
  46. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    But, Twinkies are only four inches long, so even overstuffed, unless you are two Twinkies worth of man, you still fall into the stereotype of smaller penis shame ....... but I'm sure you are still loved long time :D
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Black penis stereotype

    I am totally offended .... (pass the Rocket Fuel malt ...)
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Witnessed how? As a combatant, or as a non-combatant?
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Lewinsky & Bill making a dress mess ......
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