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You keep your diseased, genital ********** perversity out of my country and away from our women!!!!!!!

I would like to ask if you had a Happy Hump Day?

Ahhh - VV. You're so beautiful! :D

That sucks. They do a great cheezeburger, their Blizzards are so addictive I'm sure the contain crack and the ice cream cakes ......drooooooooooool!

Nice sweater kitty in you avatar On topic .. probably because they are racist or just don't like black meat.

Toast to the Queen. n. A fart that scores highly in all three categories: volume, lingevity and stench. Often followed by a round of applause.

*sigh' Good times .....

Leave to to the Brits to come up with something even shittier than JS. Still, at least it'll keep the chavs indoors for at least an hour a week, so car crime and burglaries should fall on the estates.

Buying jewelery online is like buying clothes online ... caveat emptor. Stultus est sicut stultus facit

I prefer DQ ......

You should, just .... Ym0hZG-zNOk

Where's the fun in that ... ? Surely it's better to be lurking behind her dustbins at 2 in the morning, and masturbating onto her trash than TALKING to her ... psssshaw ... that's just crazy talk :facepalm:

Official record Holder ...

Fuck Jesus, you're good at this.:facepalm:

Shame & guilt are where the really, really good orgasms come from :D

Technical Difficulties!!! (***** pinky epicness) ES1RypBww_g

She looks spookily like a chick I was banging last year ... she loved it in the ass too. No cock tho. Unless I really was THAT ***** ...

Oh, srsly .. that's the best you got?

Thank God! There's still one :tinhat: left to mock :hatsoff:

I love this one .. http://iruntheinternet.com/0294 ... and it is now in my personal 'retort' file for troublesome posters

Mmmm. Pixie grrrrls!

One of my favourites!

Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! Well, there's another precious load spilled ... :D

That is a lot of cats .. am i among them? Hmm, if I told you, I'd have to **** and eat you!

Damn I wish I could rep you for this, but I have been too slutty with you, according to Petra's all seeing Rep Eye ...

I'd say you had feist, but you use it wisely and with precision .... you also have a great bum. :hatsoff: (there's no conection between the two; I just like your bum)

How could anyone be allergic to this?

Do you consider yourself to be feisty?!

I like him. He reminds me of WTC. And I need a new pet .....:D

mean, schmean .... OK, how about 'feisty' then?

Dunno, but it went 'squeeeeeeak' and 'meeeeeep' and then it stopped moving.:D

Long Cat. Is mainly long .....

It's turning into Vegas .. all show, no substance ..... BTW: what is a Vegas muffin? It is anything like the thing I ate there on my last foray to a very fine gentleman's club?

Ouch ...TKO from the Bacon Queen. I like you mean .... are you practicing expanding your repertoire to include being a Humiliatrix or Dominatrix? (if so, goody-goody)

Yummy .. I hope you have a set of swing bars and a vaulting ***** in there .. I'm in a mood to play Naughty Gym Teacher .... I'll bring my own whistle for you to blow:cool:

To further quote seminal movies, how about this from Deep Anal Abyss .. 'take that big black cock, yea, shove it up that dirty fucking ass, yea ..' Bill Hicks came up with the best ever *** in mouth line during his epic rant 'Let's Hunt and **** Billy Ray Cyrus' in which he envisions 'chasing...

/I/do not/under/stand/half of/what/you/wrote/but/i/do/l/ike/the Emperor/has/no/clothes/line (clothesline, geddit??!!\\\\)/////

To me!

Yea! Kick his fucking ass, Miss. Use the really pointy boots too.

Hope in one hand, **** in the other, see which one fills up quicker .... :D

Fucking Mick fucking Thompson fucking rocks!!!! 5-35Rgmm544

I'm so hard right now:D

Anytime .. I'm a huge (nay, gapingly large) fan of your posts!

I especially like the thoughtfully placed bowls of cat food and water behind her ... for when I get peckish after gaping her every orifice to the size of a VW Beetle

I think you'd need several fingers, really .....

One slice, or two ...:D (of cake. The bacon is too, ahem, salty)

1. Good point .. I'm like a guy with a sore tooth. Just can't stop wiggling it ... ooowww, owww, that hurts, oww, owww .... mind you, so are you with this 'unique' girl 2. Did you use the same email address to sign up your 'fake' account as you did your real account ...

Hurts the feelings of a very sensitive cat ... LOL