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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Royal wedding thread!

    Oh, that's just fucking charming, that is:mad: :D:D But, yes, I'm ready to **** ***** with boredom over this non-event. Talk about rats clinging to a piece of shipwreck ... hey, we've bankrupted the country, economically, socially, culturally, morally, we've got fuck all idea how to fix it...
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    Best drinkers?

    looks like they are not alone ....:D pshaww. Indians can't hold their *****, even though they do make Cobra, one of the crispest and bestest beers on the planet :hatsoff: Even had a ******** contest with a Hindu? It's not much of a contest. After one **** they get all giggly and lecherous in a...
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    Merci!

    Merci!
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread As this week's PoTW Gruppenführer, i have taken care of this for you :hatsoff: Dog in the bathtub?:D
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    Real life or fantasy?

    Fanta is the ****.
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    The way a man moves...

    Gotta work with what you got, because it's all you've got ... if positions are a problem for you, there is plenty of fuck-friendly furniture such as the Liberator Axis or Wedge ...
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    Obama's birth certificate

    What gets me is the question about being born on a 'plantation' ... what is this, 1761? Maybe this is the 'blacks only' form?
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    Gloyster on the prowl.

    Can't be him .. he's out in daylight, and not hiding in a dustbin clutching a battered Droid phone so he can keep up to the second on his 'girl's' (yea, buddy, sure ... she's yours ...) FaceBook page:D
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    Myth and Reality

    Hilarious Russian cartoons. Anyone got any Kurdistani or Azerbaijani comics they can post? Whacky, whacky ....
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    Best drinkers?

    Pussies ... that's not even two pints each. Try going to a Chelsea game one day. Gotta have at least five pints before, at least three at the match, at least five afterwards, then curry, more ****, then home for **** and a few shots of *******. :D
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    Best drinkers?

    Not wanting to ***** with anyone Welsh is a matter of taste and sanity, not a tribute to their prowess. No-one beats us Irish and/or of Irish descent. Bababooey!
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    My diarrhea is back!

    I am unfortunately too you young to remember Baconsalt. I consider it a matter of deep regret.
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    Favorite old school Nintendo or Sega Genesis game?

    1st ever NES game? 10 yard Fight?? Who did Streetfighter?
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    Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

    Is it true black people are ******* in Norway?
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    My diarrhea is back!

    What i want to know is where is Akhilpuri, FO's current reining King of *** threads?
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    Desperate measures

    well, you don't eat it, silly goose!
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    Desperate measures

    Squally, it surprises me you haven't made your own! Just need some liver, duct tape, a tea towel, some paper clips, a mango, a Dyson upright and a sock ... could be your weekend project:D VV - not to throw my good fortune in your face or anything, but ..... I just finished arse fucking my lady...
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    Obama releases long-form birth certificate

    You racist bastard :D What next? Suburbia jokes? Mocking our dancing prowess ..... Anyway, that's not true ^^ .. most hard core African American agitators view BO as a giant coconut, who isn't doing enough for 'his people'. Of course, if 'his people' really are Kenyan Muslims, that would...
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    My diarrhea is back!

    Hope your ring piece isn't too sore from all that shatting and wiping. Rememver - lip slave isn't just for the mouth:D
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    My diarrhea is back!

    Is this a joke?
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    Which porn site should I join next?

    Damn right! These girls work hard, both on their sites and on keeping our monkeys well spanked. Gotta support them with more than sparkling wit and banter here. Gotta dig deep and spend the occassional $5 for a few days here, a few days there, spreading the love ad appreciation around
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    To the girls do you enjoy watching gay porn like guys enjoy lesbo porn?

    So, of the two verified girls who've answered here, both say 'no' to cock-on-cock action ... this is a very interesting thread. You'd think it'd work both ways (that's not a pun; it is a good one though), but women really don't seem to have the taste for gay porn, the way we dudes so for the...
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    Favorite old school Nintendo or Sega Genesis game?

    Anyone remember Chuckie Egg and JetPack? .... now that's old skool!
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    Shifty

    She's hawt .....is that cookies and cream she's stuffing into her gaping maw?
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    My ****** used to bake me cookies when I was a *****...

    What ... what? You do know, that after getting stoned you're supposed to eat the cookies, not taunt them educational achievements.:facepalm:
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    dungeons and dragons (D&D) anyone?

    And yet more home crafting awesomeness from La Maison Squally et Famille ... ;)
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    esol ...
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    bf's cock

    The savage gayness of this makes thread my arse hurt. BTW - honey (applies equally to real girl/fake girl/gay troll/Dirk), if you gotta ask, the answer's "No" "No", it's not big enough; "No", you're not a slut for wanting a more substantial whanger between your lips & thighs; "No", you can't...
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    To the girls do you enjoy watching gay porn like guys enjoy lesbo porn?

    :eek: say it ain't so :eek: But nakie is really, really good though:D
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    Emma Ink

    So many rug jokes, so little time .....:D
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    Best large breasts / cleavage of a pretty *********

    aaaand, there she is, my new favorite person in the whole wide world ...., tatts, tits and taste ... perfect :D
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Favorite old school Nintendo or Sega Genesis game?

    Duck Hunt ... I love that ****!
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    dungeons and dragons (D&D) anyone?

    You would be absolutely, fucking terrifying to play with ... :bowdown:
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. Terry Farrell has lately been very high on my ********* Boner List ...
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    Which porn site should I join next?

    Like mah homey HotMega say, Teasersvod would seem to fit you perfectly. Despite the fact, or maybe because, Ike is a notorious pervert, he does produce some primo quality product.
  36. TheOrangeCat

    Obama releases long-form birth certificate

    Unfortunately, not only are people still talking, I suspect they will be for .... well, probably ever. Evangelism, which is what hardcore birtherism is - no less than say ..errr.. truthers - knows no form of proof that can defy its theory of the world. BTW ... there's nothing wrong with orange:D
  37. TheOrangeCat

    Obama releases long-form birth certificate

    Try moderating properly, and with at least a hint of impartiality.
  38. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    FO's Unofficial Anthem - JizzLobber ..... eSOPBqzVZZw
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    Eden 38DD

    Sweet! She's so ..... rrrroooowwwwrrrrrrr.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    yachrjvO2Ow
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    My *** taught me not to cuss at people (I ignored that lesson). But she also had some sound advice on listening to advice (particularly when it's consistent and from multiple sources). And I'm pretty sure she'd have booted my ass over my head if I'd ever done anything approaching this kind of...
  42. TheOrangeCat

    World's Longest Ear Hair

    He looks like Neelix from Voyager with those tufts
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    Oh dear. I see this lesson is going to be learned the hard way.
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    Just to clarify, what is getting the reactions you are seeing here are prompted not so much by the (sorry) creepiness of what you are writing (it IS creepy, Gloyster, it really is), but the fact you are admitting (cyber)stalking this girl .... that is as socially unacceptable here as it is in...
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    Gardening

    I bet the nectar is very sweet .......
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    Ask me (Alisa) ALMOST anything

    Caveat emptor, baby! And ta very much for the siggy props .... :hatsoff:
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    :hatsoff::hatsoff:
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    Best large breasts / cleavage of a pretty *********

    This set of twins make me spew like Vesuvius!!!
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    Maybe you'd have better luck with one (not this one though. She's ours. hands off) :D
  50. TheOrangeCat

    Norwegian Pornstars / Babes from Norway

    ^^^^ this is THE Norwegian babe of our time ...... end of fucking story.
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