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Is it me, or are these three the stuff the filthiest fantasies are made of ...? Oh - my - Ladies!

A dildo? Moi?

Compromise --- booteh and feet ..... I'm thinking Vicky on hands and knees, ass to the camera, feetzez in the foreground?

I was more like one with the couch and a packet of sweet onion and balsamic vinegar chips!

It was like 4am or something and I may have been under the influence of herbal refreshment ....

I'm pretty sure I got number 5 wrong, which is really stupid as it's fucking obvious ... meh. FML

Re: America hit by deadly tornados as worst storm outbreak in 40 years cuts through S I got a quarter somewhere in my change jar ....:dunno:

tonsils

Hey! You don't speak for me, I wanna seeBOOTEH!

Here's the rub. Choice A: Choice B: NO contest. Case closed.

Despite the fact time had NOT been kind ...

now **** off

Either that or she was wearing THIS throughout the day Wills had the remote in his pocket and just fired her up every now and again :D

Fuck Yes I do!!!!! Together and apart they are the creators of some of the finest sonic soundscapes ever envisioned. Pros & Cons of Hitchhiking is a modern masterpiece. The Wall has a place in history as one of the greatest rock albums ever recorded. Dave Gilmour has a lightness of touch...

Whacky Christians:facepalm: Of course, what you can't see out of frame is the troupe of cub scouts he's trying to entice into the vestry with his high-jinx and, admittedly, rather shapely ankles. :D

Guess I picked the wrong day to quit masturbating ....

Big plate of baked beans here .. maybe we could have competition: spot your lunch in the chunder waterfall?

fapfapfapfapfapfffffffffffap ...

*ahem* ... that's speciesist :D

Look at the warmth of that embrace .. they can"t keep their hands off each other .. no, wait ......:facepalm:

Thank you so much!!!!!

Yes! ****** link .. this is why I love FO!

creepy pics that stand at the gateway to free Got Giselle ... making them the greatest pics in the history of greatness. And pics.

would you like me to send you a detailed PM every time my girl drags me into the love grotto to pound her tight ass long and hard?

Fixed :thumbsup: (just kidding Will.:hatsoff:)

looks like she's all set for a good worm hunt :D :hatsoff:

I wish Vicky Vette was my helpless love slave. And as this is my 5,000th post, I think she should grant my wish.

Breaking News: ***** provides best comment of the day on Royal Wedding :D

He's a Kenyan who managed to fool the FBI, State department, CIA, Secret Service & Congress and become President of some backwoods:D country somewhere.

Brampton is where good times go to die ....:D

*****

The sheer gutless stupidity of Hollywood makes my balls ache.

I believe it was Nietzsche who said 'you lie, ya boo sucks ..'. Or was it Einstein ...?

Genetics. What a bitch it is.:facepalm: They look like rejects from a Star Trek convention

I **** you.

what is wrong with you people? or in a language you can understand was ist los mit dir?

I fucking love this guy!!! I just ate some toast. It was delicious. With lots of butter. I am now deciding whether to have two more slices, or go for a hugely satisfying ***.

Aaaaaaaaaand now he's referring to himself in the third person ...

I give it no more than five years before one of them is found with a Guardsman balls deep in them.

How ironic .. the only two people that seem to give a fuck are a German, and a German screenname ..... lol. Mind you, the Royal ****** is basically all German, so I suppose it's only fitting.

mango

Ahem ... English born, Irish heritage, Canadian resident, actually ......:hatsoff: Not that you are in anyway wrong about the enormity of the arse-suckage going on here .. what is wrong with people? How the Queen is ensuring at least one Royal marriage works.

I think I just shot a squirrel ....

I think I've worked out the con in this image - that's not ice cream. It's the great spoonfuls of yeasty fermentation she's scraped out from between those blubbery, incubator belly folds and genital wattles .....

Oh no, he ditn't! Oh, he did. Moonchild .... you may just have triggered that most feared of events, the Squally-Rage ... And, for the record, clowns are the creepiest fucking **** on the planet. Other than llamas. They freak the **** out of me.

Can't ask for any finer entertainment than watching a voracious carnivore rip the asshole out of a festering lump of rotting pachyderm....:D

Weird. I was just talking to myself about having never tried bleach.

Afterwards, the official Enquiry into 'Jizz-gate' would conclude that the jizz wad that hit Bride's dress during the ceremony came from a spam cannon accidentally launched by a Royal Guardsman due to the felacious attentions of a mysterious woman known only as 'Miss' ......