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For those of you vexed by FB, but still oddly addicted to its evil mind sapping ways, here's a handy summary and/or precis of 87.9% of the specific or inferred content all today's FB posts 'Yum. Lunch.'

What a grumpy wolf!

Well today's definition was going to be Flying Pastie, but in what I know will be an utterly futile attempt to divert this thread from becoming nothing more than a canvas for flinging *** posts, I am changing today's definition to: Femtex. n. Hormone-based explosive which becomes dangerously...

Thanks for the friending! That is actually one of my minions, but he's very effective.

''The *****-skin is strong on this one ...''

Great. I started a *** thread by accident. Ah, **** ...

Thanks for the friending!

prefer real milk to be synthesized

Maybe he's just heating up a haggis for Hogmany?

:hatsoff::hatsoff:

premature celebration, methinks

Welcome! This should help - assuming you are a model/performer. What is an Official Checked Star Member? An Official Checked Star Member, or OCSM, is an adult porn star or model that posts on the board. Is an OCSM really that particular porn star or model? Yes! The FreeOnes staff personally...

Is this the homing penis?

happen they do

How the fuck am I supposed to make a counterpoint rhyme to 'fuck'? I need more to work with!

Foe fee fum fi, you're no longer the winning guy

660 is double 330, and half 1320

Allow me ... my fave Cheer Goddess, Crystal Risher ....*sigh*

They should be napalmed for inspiring Taco Bell. End of fucking story.

Just stopping by to give you a big 'BABABOOEY!' and hoping you've been well, happy and neck deep in nekkedness .....

I can help a bro out ......:D:D

It's fucking easy. Close your laptop lid When the person behind you has gone Open laptop lid Duh!

Guess there were too many 'special' Amsterdam brownies consumed in the FO office when this was being made ...:D

6 5 8 Phew .... math never was my strong point!

The quantum of epic, if ever i saw or heard it .... j_7iRZzlSzI

Try these: http://www.triplexzone.com/priya-movies/4.wmv http://www.primecups.com/x3e64f0b/index.html

sense of humor failures

656 FeF

winning!!

Srsly ....:facepalm:

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I'd rub it all over Ike ..

nice!!!!

Try this new, hi-tech device: :hatsoff: Back on topic .. most of those sites are universally scams. If a star accepts 'private bookings' (ahem ...) she'll be advertising it on her own site or through the legitimate booking agency she is signed to for her film work

Today's definition. Cumberland. n. A long turd which forms a spiral in the pan, in the style of a popular helical pub grub sausage.

Damn. (bi-winning)

Enjoys burning tires and old Pcs in their back yard

yes it does!

has me curled up on her right boob (giggety)

I gave you bacon roses for Valentines Day ... who is this ^^ hideous usurper! :D:D Congrats on being OCSM of the week :hybrid:

I really miss it now ...

I already voted, Sir Stain ....in fact i was the second to do so, so ...:tongue:

Oh baby, it is .. run that up your flagPOLE :D

I guess it boils down to whether you accept that some people can be women trapped in mens' bodies, or visa versa. If you accept that some ladyboys, transexuals etc are women in mens' bodies, then fucking men is a heterosexual experience manifested through what is considered a homosexual act...

half-gay: a reasonably newly recognized condition, also known as PirateKingitis .....symptoms include: being a pirate king; spending time tossing on the high seas; mixing almost exclusively with salty seamen

Your buddy in Thailand is a ladyboy??:D:D:D

Go self-employed. The boss is still an asshole, but you can't get fired.

No, because this is why it fell off and you lost it. I win.