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    Idiot Pees on Electric Fence

    water is a nice conductor.
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    Does Religion Influence Your Life?

    Poor Atheists....lying there in the coffin...All dressed up and NOWHERE to go!!! YES religion in a huge part of my life!!!
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    Most Powerful Atom Smasher Ever

    we're still here.
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    Interesting Guinness Commercial (video)

    A lot of thirsty folks there!
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    Tips for hitting on German women

    Lick my Veiner schnitzel?
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    Tourists flee as Gustav churns toward Jamaica

    Run Forest Run!!!!
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    Favorite Fast Food restaurant?

    River City Cafe at Myrtle Beach...best burgers on the beach for 5 yrs. and counting, onion rings as big as a grapefruit.
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    What is your favorite sexual position?

    She lays on her left side...wraps her right leg around my waist. I hold her leg at the knee so she can relax. I'm on my knees. It's as deep as doggy but more relaxing yet more intense for the star of the show...the lady!!!
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    Funny flash

    That's great!!!
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    women and guns

    She was told to leave it alone...typical woman.
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    Fingering in Olympic Wrestling...

    wow!! an Olympic medal AND a free rectal exam. :confused:
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    Usain Bolt Spoof

    He and many other Jamaican runners are obviously juicing. It's easy to see,,,if one man and or one woman won everything it'd be hard to prove. But EVERY Jamaican runner to win??? comm'on. Too many ?'s. Bolt is also too much into himself...way too much show-boating.
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    Recipe Thread!

    Here you go...my contribution to this thread. goto this site: www.robbiehaf.com in the middle column click-on : copycat recipes, you'll be amazed what is there...enjoy!
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    Mature Women Vids

    WOW!!!! Milf man you "ARE" the best!!
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    Did you ever hear such a scream ?

    looks like he was ******* her as the vid started...could be the inrush of air that makes the strange noise...my opinion.
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    Big Pussy

    Nice bellybutton ya got there hon.
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    No ******* The Chicken

    can I burp the worm?
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    Fuck Inn

    old sign...that phrase never gets old though.
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    Car Sex

    Get it baby!!!
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    OK...lets see what you are?

    I love a long legged woman.
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    what a job

    Holy ****!!!!
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    all you can eat buffet

    I have a HUGE hunger pain right about now!!!
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    Just For The Taste Of It...

    I'd like to teach the world to sing....
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    I'm Gonna Try and Nail My CoWorker

    #1. Your gonna get fired!!! #2. Don't get your Honey where you make your money!!! #3. She's 40 and you're right outta school??? Do ya really want a sympathy fuck? That's how she will view this. #4. Afterwards (if she let's you) you will become a stalker. Then get beaten by her boyfriend...
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    This is Penny Flame and I love freeones!!!

    penny for your thoughts....welcome.
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    How do you make yourself shoot your cum further?

    Jerk-off in a sock ..... only until your dick starts to grow a toe-nail.
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    Anyone Ever Have A Pussy That Was Too Tight?

    Too tight eh??? Well let me at her for a couple of hours, I'll stretch that thing out a bit for ya little man!!!
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    What ethnic nationality are you?

    The term Native American...simply means you were born in the USA. If you are Indian, then you are Indian. I have several Indian friends and they **** the term Native American.
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    Kissing after Oral Sex

    Just Do It!!!
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    Dominos does delivery

    Do they take coupons?
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    The Funniest Youtube Video I've Seen !!!!!!

    If that's all it took to almost make you *** your pants...you have bladder problems.
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    michael jackson`s new face

    Beat It, Just Beat It...get a great big stick and Beat It!!!
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    Hot dog? Pussy job? Labia job?

    true dry is with clothes on.
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    heres something for the ****** album

    I've always heard of trouser trout!!!
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    These Women are Cows

    Damn...grandpa been doing the heffers again?
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    real men lick pussy

    If the good Lord hadn't meant for man to eat Pussy...he wouldn't have made it to look so much like a taco.:yummie:
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    Thanks!!!

    Thanks!!!
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    Flaccid Porn Penis

    sounds like he was fallin down on the job!!!
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    Who remembers Solid Gold?

    I do remember the Solid Gold Dancers!!!! WOW!!!
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    nope, I get it up often enough. My Dr. told me if I used Viagra, If I didn't need it all it...

    nope, I get it up often enough. My Dr. told me if I used Viagra, If I didn't need it all it would do is make a pretty blue ring around the lights.... He was right, I tried some and didn't see any change in my ability. thanks anyway. Nice shade of blue though!!!
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    NASA warming scientist: 'This is the last chance'

    Global Warming????? then why are the Siberian winters still 60-70 below zero???
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    Howdy Doo !!! or is this a computer generated add?

    Howdy Doo !!! or is this a computer generated add?
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    Anyone here ever get back with an ex?

    get back with her...hell she didn't use what I gave her for Christmas last year. A cemetery plot!!! NO WAY I get back w/ her.
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    Scottish Batman

    that just ain't right!!!
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    Sperm Bank

    insert tab "A" into slot "B"
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    She loves weiners

    girl likes her meat!!!
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    Your favourite all girl group (for looks)

    I always liked the drummer of that Bangles group. 6ft. tall long legged woman!!!
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    My ****** - Unemployed For 20 Years ... Now Finally Wants To Work Again

    Be glad you still have him...my *** pass several years ago....I know tomorrow is ******'s day...but I miss that guy!! and I'll be 55 in July. Happy ***'S Day to all ***'s. :hatsoff:
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    U.S. Woman Pregnant with her 18th ***** (!!)

    I've seen them on tv. strange, very strange.
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