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    Why All The Anal Stuff???

    Yes anal has been going on for a real long time...the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to name a couple. It was very prevalent there. So it's nothing new... As for me...don't like it.
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    Lapdancing Club - Advice Needed

    Take lots of cash!!! But don't throw it all away. Enjoy !! I like gonin with a group 3-4 folks. That way each takes turns buying a round of drinks...again saving money!!! Your first time...the girls will lead you through it.
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    Man who lost homes in Katrina claims $97M Powerball prize

    good for him...lucky little s...t.
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    Which ***** do you prefer?

    Great thread...I used to date a bartender. Ya'll try this one...it's called Radioactive Iced Tea: Fill tall glass with ice 1/2oz. ***** 1/2oz. Gin 1/2oz. *** 1/2oz. Coconut *** 1/2oz. ******* 1/2oz. Triple Sec 1/2oz. Melon ****** 1oz. Sour Mix Top with tiny bit of Cola Garnish with Lemon I...
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    I had my first Alcoholic Beverage Today - HELP?!

    hey, Try some captain Morgan's spiced *** mixed with Ginger Ale....it tastes exactly like A&W Cream Soda pop. Or a Madori Sour...Madori ****** mixed with sweet &sour mix with a splash of OJ. To the Cape Cod listed above...I add Peach Schnapps...great taste. You want shots...try an Oatmeal...
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    Swim at your own risk

    Put that thing on a Sushi plate and see what happens!!!:eek:
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    Freeones T-Shirts?

    May take me a while to get there.
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    Ouch windburn

    I've always heard the term "go F**K yourself"...didn't know this is how it's done though!!!
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    Texas man attempts to cash false $360 billion check

    Did he want that in 20's and 50's...or 10's and 5's???
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    do doctors look at porn?

    If you worked in a burger joint, the LAST thing you wanna look at much less eat when you get home is a burger.
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    the '60s and '70s music thread!

    hehehe ya'll ain't old enough.... 60's the Ventures. 70's too many to name...like Skynard, Eagles, CCR, Doobie Bros., etc.
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    do doctors look at porn?

    Some Dr.'s have ******* their patients then had their way with them....You don't know what he has done!!! Why did my proctologist have BOTH hands on my shoulders when I woke up???:eek:
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    who else who is a guy likes double vaginal?

    Re: double vaginal I don't share my girl and I don't share my toothbrush!!!
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    Who was your fav. babe in Playboy?

    Marilyn Monroe 1953
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    Do You **** Condoms???????????/

    Don't put it on your hands...go lower...
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    'D.C. madam' ***** herself.

    Publish her list!!!!
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    Who would u fuck?

    Good thing I was born a man...if I'd been born female, there would have been a whore in the ******.
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    if my wife...

    very true statement.
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    Wrecking Ball

    HAHAHAHAHHA!!! good stuff.
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    swallows

    go swallow go swallow go swallow...
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    Funny Fishing Lures

    That's NOT a fly lure...it's called a "Crank-bait" very good idea on the paint job though.
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    Guitar Heroes

    Guitar Hero= Stevie Ray Vaughn.
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    Sexy Swiss Miss Girl

    I'll make her yodel .
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    Safe sex

    15 left....23 right...34 left...ooohhhh baaby!!!! right there, that's it don't ever stop!!!!
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    Fast Food

    ya want fries with that???
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    More Mega Pixels More Boobs

    Tennnnn...Hutttt!!!
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    *VIDEO* Fucking : Impossible.

    she farted and blew his nuts across the room.
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    Smokin' pussy

    "One toke over the Line"...
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    List Of Female Teachers Fucking Students / Teachers Who Have Been Accused Of ******** With Students

    Re: List Of Female Teachers Fucking Students where in the hell were all these teachers when I was in school?
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    Would you Fuck a Hot 50 year old milf?

    pats....we need pics and many of them...
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    Helppppppp

    send 100 gal. of gas first !!!
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    Ban on *** Ownership?

    I do my hunting at the grocery store...how many guns do you need...how insecure are we getting???
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    Bed's

    This Bed of Roses that I lay on....where I was taught to be a man !!!
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    Just Grill It

    Porter House....Ummmmmmmm...Pink & Juicy in the middle...just the way I like my women too!!!
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    Your perfect woman?

    Agreed Legz!!!very well put.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Jersey girls... They ain't Trash.... Trash gets Picked-up !!!
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    Whats your sign?

    I'm a Leo.
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    north american union: yea or nay?

    No..NO..No..NEVER!!!!
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    Epiphany

    As a Steeler fan...I LIKE THAT!!!
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    Prayer

    Eternity...Smoking or Nonsmoking. It's up to you.
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    F/F booty examination?

    it's ok Hedonis I can take care of this... I have an uncle Guido in Jorrsy (that's how they say it up there) . He can send anyone into concrete *******.
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    How often is too often

    Hell, Let HER whack him off!!!
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    F/F booty examination?

    UGH!!! Pimple on the A$$.
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    Red or Blue Pill

    Viagra...the quicker pecker-upper. ... fix-a flat. ...also used in old folks homes to keep the old guys from rolling out of bed at night.
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    Drag Racing Tonight

    YES indeed!!! NHRA by all means if you like drag racing...ya gotta go. each car at the tree turning loose 8,000 ***** power is just amazing power. the cars going over 300 mph on a 1/4 mi. track in less than 5 sec. Very intense!!.
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    Obamamania

    Although...if Obama wins, it's fried chicken and watermelon for everybody.
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    Why men should not have Action Figures.

    That's funny I don't care who ya are!!!
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    Employee of the month.

    Hey, I need one of those to keep my screen from falling over.:******:
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    Echo Valley HOT or NOT

    WoW!!! airbags fully deployed.
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    Earthquakes Detected

    Swarm???...I didn't know earthquakes traveled in swarms!!! Oh well, see ya'll later California. Or will it now be Fire Island West?:rofl2:
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