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'bout 10 min.

Pro--Fit for your body....or Profit--gimme your money?

that door handle is really getting a work out.

that double sticky tape let her down.

At our local Kroger supermarket. a different taste indeed. I shoulda added some Captn Morgan.

RUN!!!!! it's Hil-zilla.

Ok!

I dearly L O V E to have sex while listening to Enigma!!!! :lovecoupl

wait just a minute, we ain't finished ............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ok,, now what'd you want? :love-smi:

#1. Why? it's NOT the size of the wand tha matters ---but the magic therein. #2. You ARE aware that in the porn industry there is a job (off screen) called a "fluffer", this girl's job is to get the male star's member erect for the next on cumming shot---pun intended.

big girl---big pussy little girl---all pussy

I only ***** on days that end with a "y" also I only ***** on 2 occasions...whenever I'm alone, or with someone. Life's too short---eat dessert first.

I **** those Enzyte commercials with "Big-Dick-Bob" the guy who smiles all the time. Those things don't work anyway...if they did it couldn't be kept a secrete and EVERY man alive would have a box of them. They always seem to show this just before Nascar races...wonder if ole Jim-bob is the only...

YES!!! Sure there's a God, you think all this stuff just happened? If evolution were true then why haven't we seen any more evidence of it? Why aren't there apes becoming men on a regular basis. Something else too, carbon dated testing is a farce also. At a recent argument over a very old...

Hi and welcome Priya.... :nannerf2:

When you go to the strip club...and you will...ONLY take a certain amount of money. No credit cards, no checks, nothing but cash. About $50 will do for a good time. A friend of mine and I went several years ago, he spent over $500... I spent $25 and I got just as much attention from the girls...

Sometime in the future, mankind will invent time travel. I believe that the aliens some people are seeing now are travelers from our future that come back to us.

9 for me and I'm still taking applications.

If you whack-off in a sock long enough...will your dick grow a toe-nail?

Skynard...Mr Breeze.

A terrible thing to do to a little guy. Where's they get the box his clothes were in...a crack sale?

If you're born in Africa...you are an african If your born in America..you are an American

My ex used to do that thing with the finger. It DOES increase the intensity of your orgasm.

I'd like to double dribble those.

The answer is blowing in the wind.

Road-rash!!!

WOW!!! talk about a woody?

How about that old country fav...Rub it in, Rub it in? I think it was by Billy Ray Cyrus. If it's an annal scene...Classical Gas by Mason Williams. :rofl:

He should leave for good.

Cher

I agree with 112. They're no more special than anybody else.

hey!...that's ******* *****!!!! :(

Kara Lott by far the hottest milf. :bowdown:

What you eat about 2 hrs before does affect the taste. I have read that ice cream is the quickest way to change the taste.

WOW! Techno-Amazing Grace!!!

If we don't support Israel all is lost. We must support them. To the end.

She's got my vote..#356....you go girl!!! :nanner:

Yes I have. She even kissed me deep tongue kiss. She had a set of 39 FFF's. :eek:

depends on how that global warming thing is going.

piercing is so out of style. I think it's stupid too.

Hell Yes!!! Nice lips...big tits...and that 19 inch waist... she's short too, gives me a place to put my coffee cup.

Christiane Amanpour... :nannerf1:

It's the movies...it's all about cause and effect.

I don't watch whites with blacks. I don't watch blacks with whites.

Mr Weenkie----The One-Eyed heat seeking moisture missile. :sex:

Osama is a party ******!! Pam should titty-whip him!

Moves corn-shucking into a different light. Cost?.....Buck-an-ear. :rofl2::rofl2:

Change the batteries. flashing stops.

Seka

Re: Pussy Eating If God hadn't meant for m us to eat pussy he wouldn't have made it to look like a taco.