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she's very skinny but you know what they say.....the closer the bone the sweeter the meat!

how did that song go......"if you're happy and you know it, show your pussy!" :rolleyes:

Raquel Welch

come over here and I'll show you babe! Might even let you help out!!!

Seka.

No way Hillary......the Clinton's are just too corrupt. There was no good choice.

Yes, in fact I even kissed her...she rammed her tongue down my throat...I thought "Uh-Oh, where's this thing been"? But the kiss was great.

Raquel Welch

3 actually: 2006 Cadillac CTS 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee 2009 GMC Acadia

MSNBC newslady Alex Witt. :nannerf2:

bet ya can't eat just one!!!!

The Tube-Steak Boogie.

now say AHHHHH!!!!!!

they noticed his dick hanging below his knees.

know as in the carnal sense?

I've said it before ....They all smoke when I'm done with them. afterwards they have a cigarette too!

yummy!

I found my girlfriend's G-spot one night...she damn near "DID" jump outta the bed...she told me she never came so hard....she was purring after that night, whenever I call her for a date. IT WORKS!!!! I'll also add it's not in the exact same place on all women either, it is in the same area...

:glugglug: true ^^^^^^ :glugglug:

Captain Morgan and ginger ale......fantastic *****. Reminds me of A&W Cream Soda.

They ALL smoke when I'm done with 'em. cigarettes...no way...cancer *****.

Stevie Ray Vaughn on a 12 string acoustic.

not for me. Don't need to feel any metal...only flesh.

a black girl once told me..."the bro's may have you guys on size, but you white boys get HARDER and stay up longer than the black guys"!!!!

look, it's taliban barbie.

look at the size of that tongue...tongue...tongue... echo in that cavern.

smurff-ette a little blue whore living with 200 men!

a bit nipply out 'eh?

and the baby says: "Hell she don't soak-em in ***** when she lets me near them".

I would contest some of those records too. At one time I haad a book valled "The Book of Sexual World Records". Wilt Chambertain ex NBA star supposedly had sex with over 13,000 women during his Basketball days. Also the record for the woman with the longest Clit was 9 3/4 inches.

God said it ...I believe it....that settles it !!!

Tell her you want to be her "boy-toy" she'll do the rest.... E N J O Y !!!

Stevie Ray Vaughn.....nobody else matters. well, maybe Clapton, but that's it.

goblin...is the hammer on the *** already pulled back? Can you see?

I see an adam's apple!!!!!:eek:

the wife does...girlfriend doesn't.

Ummmmm...Ok Mrs. Smith, are any of these gentlemen the one who ***** you?

Oh... THAT'S where I left my dick!!!

Kinda makes ya think twice about that phrase "Bet ya can't eat just one" OH yeah!!! also "Home of the Whopper".

Very nice legs...yummmmyyy...and yes I saw the video and the little punk did look at the promised land!

Lots of her fav **** or something stronger.

Run!!!!! it's a sperm from Loch Ness!!!!! RUN!!!!

Killians Mic-Ultra too! :glugglug:

Mr. Roark....Da Plane... Da Plane!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAge building? ***** on there young-un!

Look it's Obamma's ******!

me tooo ^^^^^^^ I can get a bone just thinking about her.

CARA LOTT!!!!! the rest are not the best!

going digital with their tv...eh?

RUN!! RUN!!! RUN!!! it's O-Goosen Ben Laden!!!