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  1. ApolloBalboa

    How to do a good creampie

    POTY-worthy.
  2. ApolloBalboa

    Fruit

    I'm partial to tropical fruit myself, but anything that is ripe during the warm weather is fantastic as well. I'd say I go between cherries or mango. kp4YpEShSKY
  3. ApolloBalboa

    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Ouch. You have my profound sympathy. I hope I never get old.
  4. ApolloBalboa

    One Porn Star's Political Opinions...

    So, by your logic, if I hear snippets of what a book or log contains but have no actual idea what's inside its pages, I essentially know what it says and can comment on it. Okay. The Bible is a book of fairy tales put forth by people who needed an explanation for things that can now be proven...
  5. ApolloBalboa

    One Porn Star's Political Opinions...

    And you have? Why don't you tell us all about it, and make sure not to skip over any single detail. Hearing it from you should be like I was reading all two thousand-plus pages myself.
  6. ApolloBalboa

    Obama and his administration, including Hillary are going DOWN!

    No they won't. Unless he wiretapped or had an affair in the Oval Office, Obama will remain for the rest of his term, same as Bush before him and so on. This is just another instance of you thinking your word is fact, it's not.
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    One Porn Star's Political Opinions...

    There's a lot that's wrong with this post (and you by association), but I'll let Mariah tear you a new one before I get involved.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    Vitalyzdtv's "How To Get Girsl To Kiss You" video: A porn star??

    I don't know how anyone could say if she's a porn star or not, you never see her face clearly enough. The guy's a total douche though. I'm guessing he paid money to that "Ask any girl these 3 questions and get laid instantly!" popup.
  9. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    1tmbv9ePGQo More groups should try something like this, it really adds something to the medium that can't be duplicated with standard video, and gives the fans a chance to contribute towards a band they enjoy beyond sales.
  10. ApolloBalboa

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Even if he were to say that now, it wouldn't matter. The fact remains that he's been called upon multiple times to clarify what he said and he hasn't, either out of ignorance, cowardliness, or something else.
  11. ApolloBalboa

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Contender.
  12. ApolloBalboa

    Nuclear Power Station-vote

    Only if it comes with a guarantee to do ******* testing on unsuspecting workers, I wanna see some MARVEL-type **** happening there.
  13. ApolloBalboa

    Vivid

    He's trying to be clever, but being that it's assari doing it, it comes off as anything but.
  14. ApolloBalboa

    Win a free clip!

    I've seen The Room, I know what's offered there. I thought you meant you had other pictures, like he might have sent you a couple full-frontal reflected in a bathroom mirror, maybe even with duckface.
  15. ApolloBalboa

    Nearly A Third Of Americans Think Armed Revolution Might Be Necessary

    Nearly a third of Americans think armed revolution might be necessary, but they won't do anything about it aside from complain. Why bother reporting anything?
  16. ApolloBalboa

    Freaky Friday

  17. ApolloBalboa

    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    I dare you to say that to Dwayne Johnson.
  18. ApolloBalboa

    So, has anyone ever noticed...

    If your banana bread doesn't smell like semen, then you should be worried.
  19. ApolloBalboa

    Reason number two hundred and seventy-six thousand why....

    Let me guess, this is the fault of fucking liberal ass-wipes as well?
  20. ApolloBalboa

    Win a free clip!

    Can you send me these so-called naked pictures of Tommy Wiseau?
  21. ApolloBalboa

    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    Indeed. I guess it's just easier for me to assume that since you haven't ventured into boy/girl territory before that you must be unaware of the goings on in that part of the industry, but it doesn't mean it's true. :D
  22. ApolloBalboa

    Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

    Sam, it might just be wiser to cut your losses. I don't think anyone will change your opinion, and I don't think that you'll change anyone's. Both viewpoints can quote an infinite number of articles, interviews, talking heads, and whatnot supporting them, and no progress is being made in swaying...
  23. ApolloBalboa

    Happy Labour Day!

  24. ApolloBalboa

    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    Of course there's a difference, and it makes sense that you may not know of any performers who have a below average to average dick, especially if they're not on your "yes" list or you're new to the B/G industry. Just to come up with a few names, I did some searching, and I came up with 3 who...
  25. ApolloBalboa

    who is the worst male pornstar of all time

    While I could pull some names out of a hat, I don't feel like appearing to study the male talent that closely. However, I know I've seen stills where the guy has his palm around his dick and is jerking off, and I can only see a little bit as opposed to others who may have another inch or two...
  26. ApolloBalboa

    My Official May Fitness Challenge

    Your workout plan isn't bad, but it could use a little fine-tuning. When you say "toe touches", I don't know if you mean lying or standing, but you should never do standing. I can't quite tell from your writing, but it also sounds like you plan on doing this 3 days in a row and then rest...
  27. ApolloBalboa

    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread!
  28. ApolloBalboa

    Win A One-Way Ticket To Mars!!!

    I hope there's an Earth-shattering kaboom.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    *****'s Victim's free weekly giveaways!!!

    Let me know when you're giving out crabs, then I'll be interested.
  30. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    7-a-ObwNReM
  31. ApolloBalboa

    Illuminati roll call

  32. ApolloBalboa

    How much money would it take for a woman to show her breasts to a stranger?

    I'm putting you in touch with jsmoothpa. Once you help fund his award-winning porno script (I think the amount was $100,000), you'll see plenty of breasts.
  33. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    It's a long story. I believe it has to do with the fact that you all went completely apeshit and tried to annihilate multiple groups of people, including my own. And if you say that's not a good enough reason, I have plenty more. I think a better question is, why are you antisemitic? Give me a...
  34. ApolloBalboa

    Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

    Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx How do you feel about antisemitism?
  35. ApolloBalboa

    Small talk-thread

    I must be more tired than I realize, I initially read this as "Small cock-thread" and was getting ready to tell zdenka.
  36. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    It's just as well. As a foreigner and a Jew, I **** the Germans in general, I don't care what age they are.
  37. ApolloBalboa

    Breathtaking shots taken around the world by photographers vying for the 2013 Traveler Photo Contest

    All these are incredible. The owl one kinda freaks me out though.
  38. ApolloBalboa

    Fuck all of you fucking fuckers in here who REFUSE TO BELIEVE that Islam is out to **** us all.

    Yeah, because the right wing is so much more on top of things. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/stella-tremblay-boston-bombing_n_3140461.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 Not to mention that Glenn Beck himself used his Internet show to push a bogus claim about a Boston suspect, but his...
  39. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jagger69 again. Damn, a perfect calembour and I can't show my appreciation.
  40. ApolloBalboa

    If you were Naked in a Fight with another Naked guy and his dick was 4 times bigger

    I'd still kick you hard in the nuts either way.
  41. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    No, they're a perfect example. You made the case that with age comes wisdom, so therefore older people are smarter than younger people. I listed two people of your age group or older that obviously knew what they were doing was wrong but didn't care. Part of having wisdom is knowing how and when...
  42. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep friendo. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep friendo. :hatsoff:
  43. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep friend, and a belated Happy Anniversary to you and yours. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep friend, and a belated Happy Anniversary to you and yours. :hatsoff:
  44. ApolloBalboa

    I'm lucky I'm sandwiched in between one of the generations responsible for the pickle the United...

    I'm lucky I'm sandwiched in between one of the generations responsible for the pickle the United States economy's in, and the other generation who all grew up with there being no technological ceiling and not being aware that taking naked pictures of other people is bad juju. (Holy run on...
  45. ApolloBalboa

    France Legalizes Gay Marriage After Harsh Debate, Violent Protests

    Congratulations on being progressive, you bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys. :clap:
  46. ApolloBalboa

    Which OCSM wants a free Freeones T-Shirt?

    I never got mine. Come to think of it, I've never even seen my pictures anywhere on the site.
  47. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    If age was the same thing as wisdom, why do so many older people make stupid decisions? Why would Jyrki Katainen give money to Pekka Himamen without inviting other bids? Why was Ilkka Kanerva convicted of corruption? Surely these are examples of their wisdom that I'm just not meant to understand...
  48. ApolloBalboa

    Age Racism

    But you're not right, and your own experience is just that; your own. It's not fact, it's not proven, it's not law, it's what has happened to you and nobody else. Young people may have been rude or belittling or racist towards you (and to be honest, with your attitude I can't fault them), but it...
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