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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jagger69 again.

Re: Exclusive AMA with Keiran Lee, Brazzers contract guy!!! Does it bother you that some male pornstars (James Deen comes to mind) can be so well known in both mainstream and pornographic media, and you may not yet be at the level of notoriety that they are?

It's all right guy, just promise me you'll get some *****. You know I care about you, right? :kiss: I'm talking more about Animate Inanimate Object.

I think it'd be better if it was a naked Harley riding a Harley, but maybe I don't think outside the box enough. I'm not surprised that skills with one instrument don't translate to another. I'm the same as you, good with a pencil, crapola with a paintbrush or anything else.

I'm not surprised that you could be good on paper, but bad on flesh. Both my ******* and *** have 2 tattoos each done by the same guy, who performed such diligent work it was hard not to compliment him often. Obviously you can't be like this guy. 9q48ioXL4Sc

I'm sure, the detail there is very precise and exact. I have no idea what qualifications one might need aside from an artistic bent and good drawing skills, but have you ever considered becoming a tattoo artist?

If I ever get a tattoo, I may have to have you design it for me. That looks incredible.

I was actually thinking Clubber Lang, but Ivan Drago works too.

Rhyno, where's my fansign?

As I'd mentioned before, beans and rice is always good. You could always do something like stir-fry as well. Pack it in a cooler filled with ice, put the cooler in a box with more ice, and then put that in a crate made of ice, filled with ice. Don't forget the stamps.

The fact remains that while people may have been giving you advice about what to do in your personal life (which it didn't to me, nor did it to anyone else, it seems), that's just it, advice. Nowhere does it say that you have to take what people say to heart. The fact remains, you responded to...

Depending on how much time I have, I'd either go with beans and rice or lasagna. Not exactly extravagant, but tasty and filling. Can you ship me some like you did with Happy? I'm sure the U.S. Postal Service would have no problem transporting pasta salad.

If you'd bothered to look at the modeling profile (if you can call it that), you'd see "she's" only up for G/G and solo. That aside, nobody believes any of your stories regarding ruined relationships, big cocks, pussy farts, or your makeup career.

Animated Mushy Apricots.

You never did anything to directly antagonize me, but I'm all for the turning of new leaves. Hopefully this can lead to all of us being a little more constructive with each other.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Blue Countach again. If you're making a post in a public forum asking questions, be prepared to hear answer you may not have expected but are given in the spirit of goodwill and helpfulness. There's no need for this pissy attitude that...

Autocratic Machiavellian Astronomy.

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I think it has something to do with the "no guys in sweatpants" clause in her contract.

Ann Margaret's Autopsy (sounds like a band name, or is it just me?)

Angela Merkel Arouses.

I never even knew you wanted to be a *** behind a stroller at all, I thought you were determined to remain single while impregnating as many women as you could with your demon seed. I smoked occasionally for about a year when I was 17, but I never really got a taste for it. Needless to say, my...

She is, unless she's escaped my dungeon without me knowing.

I think it's more as if Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia had a lovechild, and then that *** had an affair with Kathy Griffin, and then the resulting offspring attended a week-long comedy camp run by Richard Lewis, Paula Poundstone, Jimmy Fallon, and Carrot Top. That *** would still be funnier than...

The Wages of Fear.

It was Spexy, but it all turned out okay. We ended up webcamming later and she laughed at my small penis.

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I thought TOC was the only cat 'round these parts? :dunno:

Re: Jaana Ruutu Insert generic Pokeball joke here.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! My first thought is to have you draw your own interpretation of what you think dirk looks like, I figure that will be as interesting a request as any.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Would you take requests for sketches? I took a gander at your drawings on your site and you've definitely got some skill. I'd be interested to see if, given the idea, how you'd translate that to paper.

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You bring it, I brought the donuts for afterwards last time.

Can I send you a fansign (and by fansign I mean junk pic)?

I like it when you're walking to the coffee maker and you stop in mid pour to scratch the spot where the hole is.

I'll send out a fansign to any OCSM if they want it, I've sent two other OCSMs pictures of myself and they seemed to appreciate it.

I appreciate Iceland for confusing the fuck out of people when they expect it to be ice, but it's green (and Greenland is ice! What's up with that?) :rolleyes:

I didn't say you were fat, I said your butt was big, which could very easily be from muscle. You could have a tuchus as hard as stone and have trouble fitting into a size 30, but not because you're big big. :hatsoff:

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Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Apparently Happy's been misinformed, and apparently I've got a lot to learn.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! MhWCUR-GIo4 Quite literally my best line(s).

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Yeah, but you're bogarting the damn thing, how am I supposed to get Harley's attention with you here? :mad:

Re: Jaana Ruutu Holy ****! Batman pajamas! :drool2: Oh, Jaana's hot too.

Nothing good has ever come out of Germany. I wouldn't miss it if the whole country disappeared.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Seconded. You might have your pooch out, but it's kinda hard to tell with that naked chick in the way.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Weird as it might sound (and I have no doubt that it does), I wouldn't mind seeing some more pictures with you and your self-proclaimed "pooch". I kind of found it adorable when you posted pictures of it before, and I know we like how you're au naturel...

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Get a Whopper.

Re: Jaana Ruutu I checked them out, but I'm still waiting for the clip involving the Stretch Armstrong, a soccer ball, a watermelon, a hammer, and a road map of Europe.