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  1. ApolloBalboa

    Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for The Doors, has died

    He's playing with the Lizard King now, and I hope they're rocking out mightily.
  2. ApolloBalboa

    Moderators don't care about the forum

    George Bush doesn't care about black people.
  3. ApolloBalboa

    Which OCSMs have you masturbated to?

    Roald. Wait, he's not an OCSM....not yet, anyway.
  4. ApolloBalboa

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Battle Royale.
  5. ApolloBalboa

    Are you proud of your "Generation"?

    I'm assuming this is your bourgeois attempt at sarcasm over the internet.
  6. ApolloBalboa

    Are you proud of your "Generation"?

    The generation(s) before mine are responsible for the state the world's in, the generation following mine is comprised of self-absorbed, technology obsessed punks. My generation isn't that great, but at least we're not as bad as the others.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Primary Colors.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    Welcome, Robot Overlords.

    That's a fantastic movie, and a prime example of how mood can influence a film rather than pure spectacle. I actually own the soundtrack (on vinyl no less).
  9. ApolloBalboa

    Welcome, Robot Overlords.

    pTJMtZWx29s
  10. ApolloBalboa

    Sweetest Alexis

    While I'm flattered that you would bestow such an honor upon me, I don't know if I have what it takes to make your b/g debut the sensation it needs to be. I'll be happy to coach you during the act though. :lurk:
  11. ApolloBalboa

    IRS Commissioner Steven Miller resigns

    ApolloBalboa is speaking in the third person.
  12. ApolloBalboa

    IRS Commissioner Steven Miller resigns

    And just like that, abracadabra, he didn't work there anymore.
  13. ApolloBalboa

    What is the most disturbing movie you ever seen?

    Any movie with Suzie Diamond disturbs me.
  14. ApolloBalboa

    Is John Stewart of The Daily Show a Jew? Is he ashamed of it?

    Why doesn't Mitt Romney refer to himself as Willard? Pretty much the same reason, one name rolls off the tongue smoother than the other. But, to answer your question:
  15. ApolloBalboa

    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want (again or maybe for the first time)

    Where the hell have you been and why haven't you returned my calls?! :mad:
  16. ApolloBalboa

    2013 Deficit To Shrink To $642 Billion: Congressional Budget Office

    When they say higher tax revenues, are they inferring the January tax increases or what Obama's trying to accomplish now, just being proactive in assuming they'll go through? I'm not surprised that Fannie and Freddie are helping contribute now, they earned $17 and $11 billion respectively last...
  17. ApolloBalboa

    Anybody hear a peep out of Obama concerning....

    I have to admit, I laughed when I read butt-cowboy.
  18. ApolloBalboa

    ISS astronaut Chris Hadfield remakes Bowie's Space Oddity from space.

    Fantastic video. This guy has done for Sarnia what James Woods did for Quahog.
  19. ApolloBalboa

    Hello to all my fans and followers

    Who are you again? Just kidding, welcome :wave2:
  20. ApolloBalboa

    Marital Status of FO Members

    Them Greek ladies, they drive a man to desperate measures hoo doggy.
  21. ApolloBalboa

    Owning a Dog Linked to Reduced Heart Disease Risk

    I'm not surprised. Dogs do a lot to help people outside of being trained for rescue and disabilities. My dogs are always there to greet me when I come home, they almost always ***** with me, I take them out for walks almost every day, and they give me unconditional love and support, whether I...
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    Marital Status of FO Members

    Wow, congratulations. As for the person I'm in love with saved my life. I was crossing the street, I was almost hit by a car, and then we talked, the whole thing just seemed like a *****. This person is different, they're incredible. They're just like me, they talk like me, they act like me, we...
  23. ApolloBalboa

    Whats your favorite book? U Wished was a xxx film?

    Somehow I just knew some smartass would say Mein Kampf, I just didn't know there would be two of you. Naked Lunch, it's already got "naked" in the title, and who doesn't want to see the anal-**** ******* known as a mugwump?
  24. ApolloBalboa

    My Official May Fitness Challenge

    It's honestly hard to tell because you've got your shirt pulled down, but there might be a little difference. The most important part of losing weight properly and healthily is good eating, so if you're doing that you're all set. :thumbsup:
  25. ApolloBalboa

    Study suggests - more guns equals less *** crime.

    As the video mentioned, it suggests it, not proves it, so nobody should be going around saying "Hey, the more guns I'm allowed to have, the safer our country will be." At the end, he mentions how though it's down, it's still nowhere near any other Western nation, so what does that say about us?
  26. ApolloBalboa

    Both, I'm inside your house right now.

    Both, I'm inside your house right now.
  27. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:
  28. ApolloBalboa

    Stock tips and forecasts

    I invested everything I own in Blackberry, Electronic Arts, and America Online, and I've never looked back.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    I can only get off by masturbating with a pillow or my mattress

    I need to hump something into ********** before I can blow my load, true story.
  30. ApolloBalboa

    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    I'm actually kind of flattered he feels the need to try and call attention to me with not only one, but two accounts. What a douchecanoe.
  31. ApolloBalboa

    I love it....and you too.

    I love it....and you too.
  32. ApolloBalboa

    Apparently **** today have nothing better to do than to come up with terms like douchecanoe and...

    Apparently **** today have nothing better to do than to come up with terms like douchecanoe and entries for them online. I'm just wondering, why canoe? Why not douchehumvee or douchenought? Hell, even douchecopter would have made more sense.
  33. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks, that guy's the very definition of douchecanoe. :hatsoff:

    Thanks, that guy's the very definition of douchecanoe. :hatsoff:
  34. ApolloBalboa

    The Ari Dee thread!

    I'd rather paste your butt over Ron Swanson's.
  35. ApolloBalboa

    Kidney Stones are a fucking bitch!!!

    Oh wow, my feelings are hurt right now. At least my birth certificate isn't an apology from the condom factory. :wave:
  36. ApolloBalboa

    Indeed. Thanks for the rep Professor xfire. :hatsoff:

    Indeed. Thanks for the rep Professor xfire. :hatsoff:
  37. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep larss! :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep larss! :hatsoff:
  38. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep, and I love you too.

    Thanks for the rep, and I love you too.
  39. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep papa. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep papa. :hatsoff:
  40. ApolloBalboa

    The Truth About Attacks On Our Diplomats

    I knew there was a reason I liked you, you present a great amount of logic that even some people who live in the US don't possess. I'm not a huge Obama fan myself, but I can tell that this is nothing more than a witch hunt.
  41. ApolloBalboa

    The Truth About Attacks On Our Diplomats

    That's saying quite a lot, seeing as your location is Belfast. Gregory Hicks's testimony reads like every action movie that takes place overseas. He describes his final conversation with Chris Stevens as such: "Greg, we're under ******." "Okay." Then the line goes dead. He said that ******...
  42. ApolloBalboa

    any women on here that want to talk/correspond?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MrSStiffy again.
  43. ApolloBalboa

    iPhone garbage

    I think the Iphone (or any other smartphone for that matter) is garbage, so am I ahead of the curve?
  44. ApolloBalboa

    RIP Ray Harryhausen 1920 - 2013

    Truly talented, and will be sorely missed. I remember seeing Clash of the Titans as a ***** and being scared and bowled over at the same time by how incredible the special effects were. Even as an adult, they still creep me out, but I'm very appreciative of the ability and work that went into...
  45. ApolloBalboa

    Fruit

    That shithead, everyone knows that only a microwaved potato can properly simulate warm pussy.
  46. ApolloBalboa

    Happy anniversary of my not-death

    RdsZT7WKjW8
  47. ApolloBalboa

    What did you do this weekend?

    I'd have done it for free. Saturday I was supposed to go to a concert, but couldn't end up getting there because most of the Metro stops convenient to me were closed and by the time it would take me to drive there I'd have missed just about everything. I ended up getting myself some new shoes...
  48. ApolloBalboa

    One of my chocolate labs just injured two Blue Jays

    Truly, 'twas the Sir_Fartsalot of Blue Jays.
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