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  1. ApolloBalboa

    How long should a pussy be licked?

    :facepalm:
  2. ApolloBalboa

    Chinese Zodiac

    I'm a little hoarse.
  3. ApolloBalboa

    Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

    I've only heard a bit of their music, but I've enjoyed it. I remember when I visited one of my friends in Europe, she took me to a club where their music was playing, and I thought it just sounded alright. On the plane home, I watched Tron: Legacy (in-flight movies, I don't pick 'em, I just...
  4. ApolloBalboa

    Does anyone else have a belly fetish

    For some reason, I giggle when I see one picture of you with your stomach out, the next with your stomach in, all with a cigarette in your hand. I'm not quite sure why. On a related note, when did pooch become synonymous with belly? I've always thought it an interesting word to use for that...
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    Test My New Site and Grab Free Content Plus One Week of Free Membership

    The same for me; I run Firefox (the latest) on my laptop, carts are fine, buttons remain. The colors are meh, but I honestly don't have any suggestions as to how they could be changed. Creating your own zipfile would be a nice touch.
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    Test My New Site and Grab Free Content Plus One Week of Free Membership

    Just having looked at it myself, I can't see anything majorly wrong so far. It loads smoothly, all the buttons are responsive, and each image comes up in an appropriate aspect for my screen. The only ***** nitpick I have is the option at the top "Select images for donwloading", obviously that...
  7. ApolloBalboa

    What country do people think you're from?

    Apparently I look Russian, or so someone told me. I suppose it's fitting, I have some ****** from around there.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    Free cam show later!

    I had work, so I guess I'll have to imagine what I missed. *thinks of Jaana playing bass guitar in a bikini patterned to look like bacon frying*
  9. ApolloBalboa

    The Doors

    I cut off my leg and counted the rings, so I'm relatively sure. My parents had good taste in music, a collection of probably over 300 records between the two of them, and we didn't have a CD player until I was about 10 years old. That means learning how to put the needle on a record from a young...
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    The Doors

    Interesting. I think keyboards are a somewhat underrated instrument, but using them in such a way as to replace/compliment an instrument is hard to do without its presence becoming overwhelming. The only other people that were able to do that (that immediately come to mind) was John Locke of...
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    The Doors

    I got into them at a fairly young age; my *** put on Morrison Hotel when I was about 7 and I remember thinking "this **** is fucking amazing". Well, maybe not that verbatim, but something similar. They're one of the few rock bands I can think of that didn't use a bass guitar, but I believe that...
  12. ApolloBalboa

    Never Tried It, Reject It On Principle

    Seeing the first page or two littered with comments regarding carrot cake and cheesecake make me feel like I actually have something in common with (most of) you people. I **** the stuff, I really don't like carrots in cake and I really don't like cream cheese. I've had sushi once and didn't...
  13. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    rrVDViSlsSM :banger:
  14. ApolloBalboa

    Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

    Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Which do you prefer on a guy, big arms or big legs?
  15. ApolloBalboa

    Do you think exposure to porn has affected you?

    I now resemble a crab in terms of mismatched extremities.
  16. ApolloBalboa

    Thank You Gifts from Me to You....

    Sure, blame the link. :rolleyes:
  17. ApolloBalboa

    Thank You Gifts from Me to You....

    Thank you Briana, you're awesome. To be honest, it's a little hard to know that this video was made just for me (business trip and all) and that you're just letting anyone see it.
  18. ApolloBalboa

    A serious question

    So be like a bear, be fair to your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare!
  19. ApolloBalboa

    Conservatives Freak Out After Google Honors Cesar Chavez on Easter

    I never see anything on Google celebrating Jewish holidays, so can I get outraged at Christians for only thinking of themselves? :rolleyes:
  20. ApolloBalboa

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    It's not like I even wear shirts, so why do I care?
  21. ApolloBalboa

    I lost a lot of money today, advices

    Please send a check or money order for the amount of $5,000.00 to PO Box 45, Silver Hills, Wisconsin 44444, and I'll give you all sorts of advice.
  22. ApolloBalboa

    I'm back from vacation..and my *** got a heart transplant!

    That's fantastic news. I'll keep good thoughts going your way.
  23. ApolloBalboa

    So Sick of These People

    It sucks that this guy's being a raging douchenozzle and apparently keeping cyber tabs on you. I can't really offer more than my condolences and the advice that if at any point he starts pulling up anything personal, to go to the authorities. Aside from that, try to keep your head up and think...
  24. ApolloBalboa

    I'm Baaaaaaack!!

    That's because you're unfit to wear your title of moderator, give it to someone like this guy. Seriously, he takes the time and effort to let us know that he was away and now he's back. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be cruel, I just missed you while you were gone. :******:
  25. ApolloBalboa

    I'm Baaaaaaack!!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jeep! again. Damn, damn, damn.
  26. ApolloBalboa

    Was Sara Jay & Angelina Castro: Team BJ a publicity stunt? 6 people showed up.(Review)

    asked STDiva as he jested about the situation that had manifested.
  27. ApolloBalboa

    The "Cheer Jaana Up" thread.

    Is that what Plasma's been up to all this time?
  28. ApolloBalboa

    As far as dating, what are your "nopes?"

    Honestly, I haven't been on enough dates in my life to truthfully say what could make or break one (I can count on one hand how many dates), but I imagine that most of what people have said in terms of being judgmental, rude, etc. probably is true for me as well.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

    Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Why do so many girls say "I only want a nice guy in my life" and then hook up with douchebags?
  30. ApolloBalboa

    Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: Prop 8, DOMA To Receive Hearings

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iceman322 again. ****.
  31. ApolloBalboa

    What kind of dirty talk do you guys like to hear?

    98YukqxYCKU Something like this is always nice to include.
  32. ApolloBalboa

    Tell me if you've heard this one about Bill Gates...

    My suggestions include the Windows logo on the tip and a GPS.
  33. ApolloBalboa

    To all OCSMs

    Anders forwards those pics to me, which I then post on Craiglist under the Personals section saying "if u wanta see moar, pleez use Paypal and i wil send u more pix of mee". Everybody wins.
  34. ApolloBalboa

    To all OCSMs

    I would, but I don't have your phone number.
  35. ApolloBalboa

    Bodybuilding Icon Joe Weider dies at 93

    I wouldn't say bodybuilding is a sport in the exact usage of the word, but I wouldn't say a lot of so-called "sports" deserve to be called sports, nowadays or ever. I'll save that debate for another day though. You make a fair point though, what was he supposed to do, own up and say "everyone...
  36. ApolloBalboa

    Bodybuilding Icon Joe Weider dies at 93

    A douche for so much false advertising, lying about the prevalent use of ***** in the sport, and arsehole for general reasons, but God bless 'im, he brought bodybuilding into the public eye and gave us Ahnuld. RIP mon frere.
  37. ApolloBalboa

    Ban hugs, cupcakes, and party invitations.

    Are we talking about the actual confectionery, or Mr. Worm?
  38. ApolloBalboa

    It's FAN SIGN time! Deatils inside

    I coulda sworn you said you wouldn't post that publicly. :suspicious: Thanks so much for the sign Jaana, you're awesome. :thumbsup:
  39. ApolloBalboa

    College majors with the highest unemployment rates

    I was originally majoring in film and film studies before I realized that going about it through school wasn't a very profitable way to do so. Plus, I happened to run out of cash at the time.
  40. ApolloBalboa

    To all OCSMs

    And so begins the first banning under the 2013 OCSM Protection Act.
  41. ApolloBalboa

    Right along with the missing Florida ballots from 2000. ;)

    Right along with the missing Florida ballots from 2000. ;)
  42. ApolloBalboa

    DHS Refuses to Answer Congress on 1.6 Billion Bullet Purchase

    Didn't you know? Will has the receipt.
  43. ApolloBalboa

    To all OCSMs

    z-q29hbEP04
  44. ApolloBalboa

    It's FAN SIGN time! Deatils inside

    Nice signs, nice girl. Seems like everybody wins.
  45. ApolloBalboa

    Happy Birthday To Me!

    Bastard, you took my idea. I was going to make a thread celebrating your birthday, but you just had to be all "Look at me! Look at me! :mad:
  46. ApolloBalboa

    Bill Maher: The rich do pay their fair share."

    You're posting what he's saying as factual, so how is that not calling him a credible source? Again, if he was speaking for the left, saying that the right is incorrect that their tax rates shouldn't be raised, you'd most likely be saying he's an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about...
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