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All I gotta say on this subject is - ouchy

or thrown into a volcano!!

Michael Vick and his homies say dog fighting is wrong. *wink*

My dick gets hard when wind blows.

My drill sergeant used to say, "PRIVATES - PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY." He'd usually say this when we'd be holding our rifles straight out in front of our chests for an hour, or after we just surpassed 1000 jumping jacks, going on 2000. I don't remember the pain being psyched out...

This actually happened to my grandfather during WWII, sort of. They thought he was ****** during a kamikaze ****** and they took him down to the morgue with all the dead on his ship. He woke up buried underneath a bunch of bodies, badly wounded, but he managed to crawl out.

My personal opinion is, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying! Unless you are barry bonds. In that case, you are just a scumbag cheater.

Yeah, and what is up with you English not saying "the" before "hospital"? What's up with that? :hi: :wave:

I bet Norm MacDonald has something to say on this one.

Hahaha....Bada Bing!!

Yeah ... you gotta lick it, before you cricket!

Hayden Panettierre - I will be TiVo-ing the show heroes from this day forward, tyvm.

I can just see Johnnie Cochran coming back from the dead to rhyme OJ out of this one. "If my skins a rotten, OJ should be forgotten."

In that case, you should go with the Rex Grossman jersey. It comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and matches.

Even more funny coming from Ron Rivera. This time last year, wasn't he the hot head coaching prospect for like a dozen teams? Now he's the linebackers coach for a Norv Turner lead team.

All of 'em. Smoking pole is how they make a living.

"At least I didn't **** anybody this time!!!"

Uh ... yeah!? I'm a guy. Throw in a pair of tits and I'd never leave the house!

Better. Now where did I put that damned prozac?

Grossman folds like origami every time he has a blitz thrown at him, but it is fun betting on how many turnovers he'll have every game and what kind they will be..:D Thank God for good special teams and defense.

Went to the Bears game today. Sexy Rexy delivered his usual performance, but I did get to see the Windy City Flyer! Every time Hester touched the ball we were screaming at the top of our lungs! That was the most fun I've had at a Bears game that I can remember. Go Bears!

Illinois always comes back and makes it close...they just always lose too though. (ex: they lost to #1 Ohio State last year 17-10) Now you know. Should make your money back in no time with that knowledge. ;)

No, but there is a lot of love. All things need love..including disgruntled gamblers that just bet on **** poorIllinois.:D

Ok, I'll bump my offer up to a fig newton. Not a cookie, but sometimes confused as one.

Just for saying that, you get a cookie.

:shocked: :rofl:

Omg, that's really bad. This is exactly why spiders still freak me out.

Both men have a lot of followers that believe that, but so does O'Slobbin Ben Gobblin. Just saying..

3 words: hand grenade tamales They'll never see 'em coming..

You spoke my heart CA....you spoke my heart.

I went to the Tropicana dome once a few years ago. It's a depressing site. Worst ball park I've ever been too. I can understand why the place doesn't draw that many, besides the sucky team anyway. Plus, it's like 70% senior citizens down there. Hard to draw a fan base from that. Maybe they need...

Just making a light hearted observation. Some of those members don't come around anymore or they can't. *You can always tell a Nightfly post by the blue type. RIP

Well #10 Louisville Cardinals handled their business at home against Murray State Prep, 73 -10. One down, five to go to become bowl eligible. They should have a mercy rule for these early cupcake rounds, like they do in high school football. Get up by so much by half time, and just let the...

Kymberly Wood. She kinda reminds me of Keri Sable. Same body type. Found this chick while browsing new FTV girls. Searched Kymberly (only give 1st names at FTV) in the favorite babes section, found her thread, and she also does hardcore. Woohoo!

Ask her what the hell happened with her doing a 3rd season of Dark Angel? Dammit she was hot on that show. I miss my weekly fix.

You are correct sir. I just read an article on it detailing what a sham the schedules are this year. Pretty much all the top 25 teams have adopted the 7 home games and 5 away as a standard, since they went to the 12 game format. They just all added an extra cupcake at home to the menu at the...

If I had the money...I'd get a car made out of super silly puddy, so I can slam it into other cars or even buildings when I'm feeling a bit of road rage, or when I'm just bored, and then I can mold it back into its original shape. And it'll have a horn that screams "get the hell out of my way"...

:sing: G.I. Joe - a real American hero! (These old bumped threads are always like a mini trip down the screen name memory lane..*tear*)

Pretty much all cupcakes on the menu for the top 25 teams this week. Nicely padded schedules for the contenders as usual. Lets see here, I think I'm gonna go with #16 Rutgers, opening at home of course, against the University of Buffalo, which is 7-51 over the past five seasons. Should be...

He is from Idaho and loves Boise..

Hahaha.. she's lighting up on her 100th b-day candles! Saving that picture!!

There is no shame in suicide. In fact, the Japanese endorse it!

Hahaha....I just saw Cheap Trick at a state fair! They got like 2 good songs and they didn't play either one of them. Wtf??? LOL

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I have two dreams.. 1. To see world peace. And I don't care whos ass we have to kick to get it. 2. Punch Celine Dion.