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I was gonna suggest something similar, except instead of going as a freeones member, go as an internet perv. Carry around a sticky keyboard, wearing the freeones T-shirt, and stare at the girls tits instead of their eyes when you talk. Ask all the girls when you do this, "Would you like some...

I believe in making my own cupcakes. Would you do a rave dance with glowsticks at your own wedding reception?

I'd just start complaining and never stop!!!!! :D:D:D:D

I'd rather shop anywhere BUT Walgreens. People say Wal-mart is taking over - ha! Come where I live. Theres a Walgreens on every corner! You can't avoid it.

I'd probably take everyones advice and go fuck myself!

That long you think? I started a whole thread flaming a member on here that was rude and overbearing, and they only ****** me for a day! :D

Norman Bates would disagree, but I hear ya. Don't let it get you down, theres always the ignore function.

Yes, but I'm on welbutrin, volume, morphine, *******, and pez at the moment to help suppress it. Do you ever wear women's panties on your head?

We all go a little crazy sometimes.

I want to pick the Bulls. I just don't see it happening. I'm not buying the Celtics yet either. Hell, I dunno. I pick the Heat. They gotta bounce back.

I almost forgot that part!:thumbsup: That really is CHAOS!

"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur." Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth."

Well, you got to take into account that the man is pushing 70.

hahaha...now you're talking!

I'll bet the real poker gods would take offense to him praying to Jesus. That's just dumb praying to a competitive deity.

The opposing teams would probably have to come up with some new special teams or defense to combat this new Hester offensive. But It could work. Think about it. Hester has touched the ball, what 2 dozen times all year, and he's got 2 TD returns and one wrongly called back. Just think how many...

Sorry, automatically disqualified. I know, it's sad, but true.

If I looked like that, I'd have to find a way to eat myself.

I was just looking over the Bears schedule and it doesn't look that bad. Our only real problem is we don't have a QB thats worth a damn. I think its about time the Bears seriously consider sticking Hester 20 yards behind center and snapping him the ball on every down. Think how unstoppable we...

Nope, I was there. Look if I was kidding I would've said, "What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls..? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."

On behalf of the entire internet, apology accepted. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sanct. Go in peace my ***.

My 22 year old ****** is an expert at all versions of Guitar hero. He just won a GH contest at a local bar and this really hot chick stepped to him right afterwards. I was like damn yo! I wanna be a guitar hero rock star too!

A few times....got AIDS. Bah, what are you gonna do?

Just remember, it's not really considered a sport, if you can ***** a **** while playing it.

All you guys are choosing soccer? Do you guys realize how much they run everyday? Fuck that! I pick baseball. They don't run at all and make twice as much money. In the immortal words of a chain smoking John Kruk, "I'm not an athlete, I'm a professional baseball player."

Stan Van Gundy ;)

People that put "Best. Thread. Ever." or something similar to that. On behalf of the entire internet, PLEASE STOP. Thanks. Your pal, KFD

It's coors-miller time!! Yeah, doesn't have the same ring to it.

hahaha ..**** mang...NECKAR! Dat's ghetto NASCAR mang!

I got a question. What the fuck are you on? And send me some!

I thought this was gonna be one of those "walks into a bar" jokes at first.. Ok, I tell you why though, because the Israelites believed in one true God. All the other heathens around them at the time believed in many gods. Who else was he gonna choose?

I like to wear my gf's panties on my head. Sometimes I even let her take them off first.

Yessir, it seems like yesterday I was borrowing the keys to the old man's Model T convertible, and picking up my first case of VAT 69 at the drive thru window of the old general store.

Ditto. Too bad Dennis Leary stole his act after he died, the hack. Louis C.K. is my favorite stand-up today. Chris Rock's 'Bring the Pain' is my favorite comedy special.

Hey, how did they get my...er...uh, nevermind. Forget I said anything.

Tia Tanaka and Nyomi Marcella are the two best, imho.

Drive through ****** stores.

I dated a good catholic girl awhile back. She hated smoke, *******, *****...basically all the good vices. She was really hot though and she still liked to fool around. So, I became a total square for her, you know, and I gave up all those good vices for awhile, just to please her...

I like her better with black hair. Either way this woman is a goddess.

Guess who took the most World Series' out of the central? Ok 1, but still the most! :D

I just watched the highlights. Wow, freaky resemblance to the Bears week 5 game on MNF last year. Romo turned the ball over as many time as Grossman did and they still won. The week 5 MNF miracle strikes again! Must be the cowboys year.

Suit yourself. You can listen to the game on the radio too if you like. While you're at it, you can make your phone calls on a rotary wall phone, and send your mail via pony express. It's all the same. :)

High Definition is the **** man. It's like a window looking in on the game.

This announcing team of Chip Caray, Brenly, and Gwynn is really good. No kidding. Beats the hell out of Jim Palmer and Joe Buck.

I was, A-rod hit a homer. Pretty cool. hehe But I tell ya, I really want hear a new yankee chant like, "Save Joe's job!" clap-clap-clapclapclap "Save Joe's job!" So far, no dice. :(

Yeah I know, the Indians suck. Up 2-1 in the series and leading game 4 at yankee stadium. Pathetic.

ya think

Look on the bright side, it's Byrd vs Wang! If that doesn't make you laugh, check your pulse.

^ What the hell is this, reverse mojo psychology?

Hey, you know there is plenty of room on the Sox bandwagon ..now that all of the converted jumped back on the Cubs bandwagon this year. Come on over. We lost crazy Carl, but we still got crazy Ozzie!