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  1. KungFuDude

    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    Yeah, screw the Big Ten network! Biggest market in the midwest and they don't show the games? Nuts!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I was at a steakhouse when the Cubs lost on Saturday. The whole place went "AWWWWWW". Not as bad as the 2003 mood though. Everybody just went back to their dinner, and lifted a glass to the poor Cubbies. Gotta love this town!
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    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    The Illini are 5-1, (3-0)? Knocking off ranked team after ranked team???? It's a Ron Zook miracle!!! :nanner:
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    Talking NFL

    Better luck next time, Brett Fav-re!
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    Talking NFL

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    2007 MLB Thread

    TBS really screwed the Cubbies by scheduling the broadcast times for 9:00 PM. Talk radio was blowing up about it today, how the "Yanks and the Sawx" got the good time slots. Gonna be some tired folks around these parts.
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    ^ because you like the chubby girls and just can't admit it to yourself yet?
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I'm confused? you want the yanks to win? You lost me.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I think it doesn't matter much. The injuns have proved to be the best team in the AL and will rule the playoffs my friend. Of course that is until they run into the inferior NL and then they will fold faster than the Tigers. :D It does seem kinda wrong for the HOF to accept it, but if...
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Hey, did you see this? "Designer Mark Ecko to brand asterisk on Bonds' 756 ball; Hall of Fame to accept it." http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3036756 They should display it with jeering and booo sound effects coming out of the display case too.
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    Talking NFL

    Yeah! Bring back the neck beard!
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    Talking NFL

    If it wasn't so sad, it'd almost be funny. No wait, it is funny..>> Heres the new Bears QB depth chart: 1. Griese 2. Grossman 3. Orton 4. Chris Leak (Who the hell signed this guy? Another Florida Qb? Are you kidding me?) Now thats funny!
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    Talking NFL

    Oh, well thats comforting. lol
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    2007 MLB Thread

    :sing: All the little chicks with the crimson lips go Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks ...Ohio!
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    I think Freeones is Awesome

    Theres a lot of love in this thread!
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    Talking NFL

    Well, Grossman is terrible. ..but still.. I don't see any improvement in Griese? I'd kinda like to see Grossman play at least one half against the Lions and then decide to bring in Griese if necessary. Like last year when Grossman was coming under fire, they threatened him with that move and...
  17. KungFuDude

    Ahmadinejad questions 9/11, Holocaust

    Imadinnerjacket also said at Columbia U. the other day, that Iran isn't trying to make nuclear weapons and anyone who does is a retard. He actually used the word 'retard'. I wonder how his axis of evil buddy kim jong il feels about that!
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    Virgins!

    I'll laugh at a virgin if her name is Virginia. Now that's just silly.
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    Is there a name for assplay during a blowjob?

    That's the common name. The technical term is homofeely analopitus.
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    asshole hair

    An ounce of Nair® a day Keeps the asshole hair away
  21. KungFuDude

    Digital Playground: Where pornstars go to die

    I feel the same way about Vivid. Condom optional feature films are so 1997. Give me Gonzo or give me death!
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    If Your Girl Won't Give it Up

    Just go celibate ... that'll teach her
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    Is there someplace where you can download music videos?

    Music videos? Itunes maybe? Anyway it's not file sharing, unless you go to limewire. (wink)
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    Cash Poor Americans

    Looking good means feeling good. And I feel great!
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    Cash Poor Americans

    Ugh.. thanks. Now I'm having a flashback of when I accidently found my 80 year old grandfather's fleshlight, when I was searching for his latest playboy magazine at the time.
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    Cash Poor Americans

    My parents had tons of credit card debt when I was growing up. From that my *** always stressed to us to only keep one credit card that is basically there just for emergencies. But I guess that still hasn't stopped me from splurging on stuff I shouldn't - like my blackberry for example. It is...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    You know what, you got a point there. :hatsoff:
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    Krystal Steal v's Nikki Benz

    Re: Which one is sexier? Krystal Steal or Nikki Benz? They are both equally sexy to me. But I think if I was in a life raft with both of them, and it was sinking, I'd stick with Nikki. Her chest looks more buoyant.
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    Where's Flower Tucci...?

    I used to have a link to her myspace page. I guess it got taken down, dunno. But don't worry, I'm sure flower and her tushy will pop up eventually.
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    Look at these puppies!

    :1orglaugh I prefer the unabbreviated version of puppies myself - pink nosed puppies.
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    Hey whoa, I'm with ya man. This guy's innocent plunge into cuckholdery is a bad move, but gay? If he wants to make THAT leap, I say let him! Gay = Happy And happy people do not strap on 50 lbs of explosives and walk into a crowded market. More gays = Less terrorists!
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    Look at these puppies!

    She's got a pretty kittie too.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    :thumbsup: It was really good. You just have to forget the last 5 minutes of the Bourne Supremacy ever happened when you go see this movie.
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    C'mon, you're not really gay until you start wearing a fanny pack.
  35. KungFuDude

    Talking NFL

    Lou Piniella's are my personal favorites. :thumbsup:
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    "Don't Tase Me . . BRO !!!" (Faces of Intolerance)

    Maybe his rant was negative and offensive towards both their national championship teams. You don't go onto a campus and start talking smack, you know. I think they might be within their legal rights if thats the case. :dunno: I guess we'll never know.
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    5 Little Board Remembering Questions...

    1. Who is the member that you always remember from the past on the board when thinking back? Nightfly ran this board. 2. What's the most memorable thread for you from the past? Angela Devi suicide thread - she's dead... no wait...she's alive! ...er no wait ..she's dead ..no wait it's her...
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    Nasty talk

    You want nasty talk? Call 1-900-Flava-Flav
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    5 Little Board Future Questions...

    Would you look at all these threads I miss when I'm not off having a life - geez.. 1. Which members do you think will still be around and posting here in 5 years time? Moi - :sing: "because I'm a loser baby, so why don't you **** me" 2. Which OSCM will still be posting in 5 years time? Are...
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    who would you like to meet most

    Careful now, anyone of those people could have you ****** at anytime. Well, maybe not Paris hilton. BTW, how's it hanging, Dick? ;)
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    who would you like to meet most

    I think Dick Cheney, so I could look into his eyes and know for sure if he really is the spawn of the devil. ....And so I could finally say, "Hey, how's it hanging, Dick?"
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    2007 MLB Thread

    The White Sox are now a half game in front of Kansas City! Ha - in your face Royals fans!
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    Racial Tension in Jena, Louisiana

    I think Al Sharpton just likes to show off his hair-do every chance he gets.
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    Freeones Meeting.

    Hahaha spot on!
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    I think Freeones is Awesome

    Don't lie Mr. - I saw you protesting freeones.
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    Exactly, and that "everything else" is a giant black man doing your woman in the next room, while you're tied up and blindfolded in a cage, with a butt plug in your ass. It's a slippery slope - be careful!
  47. KungFuDude

    Is Your Lady A Thong Girl Or A Full Knicker Girl?

    My gf doesn't wear underwear....:)
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    Virgins!

    In that case, I may just be the biggest slut on the planet.
  49. KungFuDude

    Only Naturals

    Erica Campbell
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    If your girl wanted to have a threesome with another guy would you?

    Fuck no! I've read those cuckhold stories before. I mean...er...no I haven't.
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